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20
@Jael
257
I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
The TV's on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, I'm so inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, highly inactive
My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax, whoa
My NordicTrack's collecting dust
And my StairMaster's a pile of rust
This is it, The Inertia, whoa
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
I could break my rib cage, here is my age
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, yes, quite inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not very active
Near comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
I'm giving up, my energy is shot
I'm never moving from this spot
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, just so inactive
Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not so attractive
30
@Leonard
1,971
30
@Joshua
1,143
17
@Sam
529
La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you
You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, at's good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know you like
I know you like, I know you like
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange
Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Hey!
Hey!
Whoo! Ha ha
18
@Enzo
470
21
@Tommy
149
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Lucy, hey Lucy
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You play your bongos all the time
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
How I love to hear you whine
Hey Lucy
Hey Ricky
You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night
Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky
I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here
'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy
Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do?
You really drive me wild when you sing your babalooo
Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
Well, here's to you Lucy
I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy
Hey Ricky
You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go
I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no
Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky
You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
You're such a crazy redhead, I just don't know what to do Lucy
Oh Ricky
What a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Oh Lucy
I'm the Latin leader of the band
So here's to you Lucy
Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy
Everbody rumba!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
30
@Owen
177
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam
Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
30
@Loik
831
15
@Daniel
2,028
20
@Emrick
4,977
26
@Brandon
267
30
@Mathieu
841
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Everybody!)
Soy (soy, soy) un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Hey!)
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know, ya know, ya know
Here I come, I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
(Help me!) I broke apart my insides
(Help me!) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me!) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna - you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna - you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
Blame (blame), blame, blame
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
It's not my thing, so let it go
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died, 'til you died?
Well, you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, ooh, ooh, ought-a know (hey!)
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold (brr!)
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
Black hole sun, won't you come?
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!
10
@Aiden
1649
The white stuff
The white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go
Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need... You know what it is
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
30
@Oliver
252
Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really really really wanna zigga zigga ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (you've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Hey!
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin (yes it's a sin) to live so well
Ghetto superstar - that is what you are
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, all right
All right
All Right!
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow but if the offer's shun
You might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say good-bye
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Do do do do do do
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is
Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home
'Cause it's closing time
Yeah it's closing time
We're talkin' 'bout closin' time
It's really closin' time
Hey
30
@Carter
128
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)
Well, there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you (wow!)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
15
@Aroha
1,516
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know
Now I'm mumblin', and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah
Blergh
Haai
It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know
Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly, we don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh, well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, never mind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know
Well, I'm yellin', and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So, have you got some idea?
Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yadda-yadda, yah-yah
Aye-yaah
16
@Yui
105
Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
Disconnect the phone, now leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (we got it all)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (we got it all)
We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it)
(We got it) we got (we got it) it all (we got it) on UHF (we got it all)
We got it all on UHF (we got it all)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (on UHF)
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all (we got it all) on UHF (we got it)
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF
11
@Aniela
1683
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam
Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
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@Carson
131
30
@Saga
1309
Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger
Life was so much simpler then
Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn
Or maybe going fishing again
Oh, and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen
Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie
And I'd spend all day long in the basement
Torturing rats with a hacksaw and pulling the wings off of flies
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days
I can still remember good old Mr. Fender who ran the corner grocery store
Oh, he'd stroll down the aisle with a big friendly smile
And he'd say, "Howdy", when you walked in the door
Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice
I don't know why I set fire to his place
Oh, I'll never forget the day, I bashed in his head
Well you should've seen the look on his face
Let me tell ya now
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days
Do you remember sweet Michelle
She was my high school romance
She was fun to talk to and nice to smell
So I took her to the homecoming dance
Then I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair
And I left her in the desert all alone
Well sometimes in my dreams I can still hear the screams
Oh, I wonder if she ever made it home
I tell ya
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days
Let me tell ya, buddy
Those were the good old days
The years go by but the memory stays
And those were the good old days
30
@Michael
1,840
30
@Lyam
466
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a- if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's all right, nothing is fine
I'm running and a-crying
Wake up (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun
She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?
Come here, come here, come here I'll take your photo for ya
Come here, come here, come here Drive you around the corner
Come here, come here, come here You know you really oughta
Come here, come here, come here Move out to California
Do what I want 'cause I can
If I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored
Because I'm gonna
Hate to say I told you so (all right)
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to
Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now
Last night, she said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down" (feel so down)
"When you turn me off
"When I feel left out"
So I (what'd you do?)
Well, I turned around (right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright" (gonna be alright)
It was a great big lie (big old lie)
'Cause I left that night
Yeah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
This time I'm'a let it all come out
This time I'm'a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
My way or the highway
This time I'm'a let it all come out
This time I'm'a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
Or the highway
But I'm on the outside
I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly
Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation Hey
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please
Please, please stand up
Slim Shady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
Shady, won't you please stand up?
Hey
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@Mayson
461
Beverly
Beverly Hillbillies
Huh, now lookie here, people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something, that poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept his family fed
Now, let me tell you, one day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude
Oil that is, well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale
And be a Beverly Hillbilly
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin'
Yeah, buddy, move away from there
That little Clampett got his own cement pond
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire
Now, everyone said Californie
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is
Swimming pools
Move-a-move-a-movie stars
Huh
Look at that, look at that
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies
Y'all come back now, hear?
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies
30
@Alexander
220
30
@Theodore
226
30
@Christophe
1275
30
@Jack
1445
Where'd you learn how to steer?
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are killin' me
She drives like crazy
Like no one else
She drives like crazy
And I'm afraid for myself
They'll put you behind bars
We're not playin' bumper cars
Did a great figure eight
In the middle of the interstate
Tires squeel wherever we go
Even hitchhikers just say no
She drives like crazy
Her car's a mess
She drives like crazy
She's got a death wish I guess
She's a demon
Behind the wheel
Thinks she's drivin'
The Batmobile
Burnin' rubber in school zones
Runnin' over the traffic cones
Passin' semi-s on the right
Now my knuckles are turnin' white
She drives like crazy
She'll break our necks
She drives like crazy
She always gets into wrecks
She drives like crazy
Like no one else
She drives like crazy
Now I'm afraid for myself
She drives like crazy
Like no one else
30
@Mason
414
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
15
@Hunter
177
Ow
Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the splits now... Say it!
Better call it quits now
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
I live with a hernia
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's incomplete (incomplete)
Epigastric (epigastric)
Bladder (bladder)
Strangulated (strangulated)
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
Richter's hernia (richter's hernia)
Obstructed (obstructed)
Inguinal and Direct
Living with a hernia... Rupture!
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad!
19
@Aaria
357
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
What can you do? (beat on the brat, now)
What can you do? (beat on the brat, now)
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do?
What can you do? (with a brat like that)
What can you do? (with a brat like that)
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
Lose?
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
What can you do? (beat on the brat, now)
What can you do? (with a baseball bat)
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
What can you do? (beat on the brat, now)
What can you do? (with a baseball bat)
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
Lose?
30
@Derin
1530
Had to park my car for just five minutes
I had to go inside to use the phone
When I came back again my car was gone
Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone
What a bummer, I was so brought down
I had to chase that tow truck all over town, yellin'
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
Took my baby to the local disco, I was jumpin' like a maniac
But then the owner came and pulled me off the floor
Then he, he took me to his little office in the back
He said, I really like your snaggletooth necklace
Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool
Like wow, I'm sorry, but we towed it away!
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
Now I'm at home, I'm watchin' Gilligan's Island
Guess it's time to trade my old car in
For twenty dollars and my '64 Plymouth
Maybe I could get a second-hand Schwinn
Look out the window, there's tow truck in the driveway
I grabbed the driver and I asked him why
He said, I'm sorry kid, you're late with the payments
It's time to kiss your little car goodbye
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
Stop draggin' my car around
Listen, the check's in the mail, no, really
Stop draggin' my car around
Oh man, I just got the hub caps painted
Stop draggin' my car around
Hey! Hey! I left a sandwich in the backseat
Stop draggin' my car around
Oh
20
@Elija
338
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
30
@Billie
921
Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed, yeah
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more, look out
Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus
There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on, look out
Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus
Yeah, another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one rides the bus hey
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue, yeah
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see 'The Who'
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more, yeah
Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus, oh, yeah
30
@Jordan
1,537
22
@Lincoln
140
30
@Jackson
2,284
30
@Julien
6,192
22
@Mikael
641
Uh huh... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now... can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
30
@Etienne
646
니 생각에 꽤 즐겁고
니 생각에 퍽 외로워
이상한 일이야
누굴 좋아한단 건
아무 일도 없는 저녁
집 앞을 걷다
밤 공기가 좋아서
뜬금없이 이렇게
니가 보고 싶어
참 묘한 일이야 사랑은
좋아서 그립고
그리워서 외로워져
이게 다 무슨 일일까
내 맘이 내 맘이 아닌걸
이제와 어떡해
모든 시간 모든 공간
내 주위엔 온통
너뿐인 것 같아 묘해
보고 싶어 신기하고
신기해서 보고 싶고
그러다 한 순간
미친 듯 불안하고
아무렇지도 않은데
햇살에 울컥
눈물이 날 것 같고
그러다가 니 전화
한 통에 다 낫고
참 묘한 일이야 사랑은
아파서 고맙고
고마워서 대견해져
이게 다 무슨 일일까
이 길이 그 길이 아닌걸
모르고 떠나온
여행처럼 낯설지만
그래서 한번 더
가보고 싶어져 너와
이렇게 너를 바라볼 때
뭐랄까 나는
행복한 채로 두려워져
참 묘한 일이야 사랑은
좋아서 그립고
그리워서 외로워져
이게 다 무슨 일일까
내 맘이 내 맘이 아닌걸
이제와 어떡해
모든 시간 모든 공간
내 주위엔 온통
너뿐인 것 같아 묘해
그래서 한번 더
가보고 싶어져 너와
14
@Maryam
5,495
I can't sleep, at this time
I got Jesus on my mind
And everybody seems to like him
I can't think, I can't lie
I feel anxious all the time
If I smiled, I would be lying
Only those who are asleep
Don't make mistakes, get no critique
Since everybody's worried 'bout things that we are thinking
And when the remedy's the enemy
Hide self-deprecation up your sleeve
And self-serving friends who leave when you are sinking
Come hold my hand, hold it tight
We're in a weird time of life
Don't wreck your brain
It'll be alright
We're in a weird time of life
I want luck, I want love
Sharing earphones on the bus
And wake up next to you in Glasgow
Some days I'll laugh, one day I'll cry
See my mum and father die
But the sun will shine tomorrow
Only those who are awake
Will make mistakes and learn to face
Everybody worried 'bout things that we are thinking
And enemies, the remedies
Take the self-deprecation up your sleeve
And say, "Fuck the friends who leave when you are sinking"
Come hold my hand, hold it tight
We're in a weird time of life
Don't wreck your brain
It'll be alright
We're in a weird time of life
Weird time of life
Weird time of life
9
@Roxane
391
8
@Rut
425
28
@Arina
0
30
@Louka
6,400
30
@Mathias
1,121
18
@Frankie
170
32
@Charles
119
30
@Rut
799
I used to think that my life was a tragedy
But now I realize
It's a comedy
For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed
But I do
And people are, are starting to notice
Roses in full bloom
Remind me of you
Smiles lie
Misaligned, think that something isn't right inside
Understand yeah l feel, but I wonder why
Is my soul extirpated
When you start to cry
When you start to cry
Oh, woah oh
All I have are negative thoughts
Yea, spider webs
Searching to destroy, yea yea
Who your mans
Turned into a boy, yea yea
Cash advanced
963.04 after tax
Sent the racks
Lava on the floor, yea yea
"How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?"
All I have are negative thoughts
Roses in full bloom
Remind me of you
Roses in full bloom
Remind me of you
15
@Althea
2,499
30
@Rio
10,723
28
@Mei
119
Blinding lights of paradise
Every touch I synthesize
Hot and slow like summer nights
Mother nature talk to me
She's a goddess underneath
Like a flower blossoming
It's like i'm helpless when you go down oh
A masterpiece, I'll be your picasso
I'm wrapped around the fingers of an angel
The fruit tastes good when it's forbidden
Cos i do it like I'm sugar come and put me on your tongue
Wanna suck on me and see if that's the only thing that comes
You're addicted to the sweetness of my cola bubblegum
Cos i do it like i do it like i do it like i do
Cos i do it like I'm sugar come and put me on your tongue
Wanna suck on me and see if that's the only thing that comes
You're addicted to the sweetness of my cola bubblegum
Cos i do it like i do it like i do it like i do
In a tower locked away
Sleeping beauty stayed awake
Tempted by her fantasy
My libido talks to me
Now I've found my ecstasy
Honey dripping from the tree
It's like i'm helpless when you go down oh
A masterpiece, I'll be your picasso
I'm wrapped around the fingers of an angel
The fruit tastes good when it's forbidden
Cos i do it like I'm sugar come and put me on your tongue
Wanna suck on me and see if that's the only thing that comes
You're addicted to the sweetness of my cola bubblegum
Cos i do it like i do it like i do it like i do
Cos i do it like I'm sugar come and put me on your tongue
Wanna suck on me and see if that's the only thing that comes
You're addicted to the sweetness of my cola bubblegum
Cos i do it like i do it like i do it like i do
30
@Ethan
359
Table for two, that's all sorted
I played the man, and you bought it
We'll talk over glass, like I own it
Give me an inch, I'll postpone it
So take a deep breath, a big stretch, baby
It'll feel like a movie (maybe)
A pep talk in a bathroom corner
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
You met another, God, I'm my mother
Think it's in my blood
Yeah, I date like Walmart, bootleg class bitch
Any chips or nuts for the hostage
So what the f- did I miss?
Why the f- did we kiss? (Hey!)
I got weird when we made out (yeah)
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
It got weird when we made out (yeah)
Clearly, I've got shit to figure out
Baby, baby, please don't hate me
Call me up again, I won't get weird
Babe, what's the deal, do you like me?
Why do karma and girls love to bite me?
I still wait for that pressure to ripen
Guess "hot goddamn mess" is your type then
A pep talk in a bathroom corner
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
You met another, God, I'm my mother
Think it's in my blood
Yeah, just sit there, tell me I'm attractive
Is she a date or a captive?
And I don't know why
Makin' out just made me cry (hey!)
I got weird when we made out (yeah)
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
It got weird when we made out
Clearly, I've got shit to figure out (I got shit to figure out)
Baby, baby, please don't hate me
Call me up again, I won't get weird
I won't get weird
Oh, call me up again, I won't get weird
No one told me
'Cause I stumbled
Where's the reference?
(Hmm)
That's the old me
God forgive her
Hyped it up
Through a dream
Held your hand
Suppressed a scream
Oh baby, please believe me
Let's not make it deeper than it needs to be
I got weird when we made out (yeah)
What a goddamn kiss to think about (why we made out)
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
It got weird when we made out
Clearly, I've got shit to figure out (I got shit to figure out)
Baby, baby, please don't hate me
Call me up again
I won't get weird
30
@Dzsenifer
1479
Violent torture
Death has arrived
Armageddon
Terror and fright
Stinky corpses
Rotting decay
Anarchy
Antichrist
Violent torture
Lucifer
Pure Fucking Armageddon
Anarchy
Violent torture
Antichrist
Lucifer
Pure Fucking Armageddon
Pure Fucking Armageddon!
30
@Lotte
0
30
@Ellinor
0
26
@Nikki
469
Tattoos on my arm
Still scared of forever
Keep my ex's letters
In the third door of my dresser
First one hit me hard
Second was a feather
Playing operation
Tryna put me back together
Closed off and exposed
Salty and I'm seared
Naked in my clothes, yeah
Love is weird
Don't know how I wound up here
Love is weird
It shows up and disappears
Love is strange for some
It ranges from making love to tears
Now we're here, love is weird
Oh, oh, oh, oh
People in my past
Put 'em in a coffin
Laid 'em all to rest
But I still think about 'em often
We were on our toes
Tryna make a good impression
Now we're kissin' under lampposts
And we're asking deeper questions
Closed off and exposed
Salty and I'm seared
Naked in my clothes, yeah
Love is weird
Don't know how I wound up here
Love is weird
It shows up and disappears
Love is strange for some
It ranges from making love to tears
Now we're here, love is weird
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now we're here
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Love is weird
30
@Lynn
296
I'm a silver screen
I'm a weird machine
Don't you worry 'bout me ('Bout me)
Back in nowhere town, I was not allowed
To be where I wanna be
So winter to spring
I opened my wings
I learned to surf the breeze
Took a while but now I'm free
Give me gasoline
I'm a weird machine
Turning gears into a dream
We got that smooth motor
Strong shoulders, ooh
You better come closer we'll knock shit over, ooh
They can try to shut us down
But we will turn that switch back on
We're not here to fuck around
My future's our phenomenon
(They can try to shut us down)
(Turn that switch back on)
(We're not here to fuck around)
(Our phenomenon)
I'm a silver screen
I'm a weird machine
Don't you worry 'bout me, aah
Buzzing energy
Shaky circuitry
Still it's working for me
We got that smooth motor
Strong shoulders, ooh
You better come closer, we'll knock shit over, ooh
They can try to shut us down
But we will turn that switch back on
We're not here to fuck around
My future's our phenomenon
(They can try to shut us down)
(Turn that switch back on)
(We're not here to fuck around)
(Our phenomenon)
30
@Leticia
607
20
@Beren
0
30
@Xristina
0
30
@Connor
0
30
@Kyle
0
30
@Angus
0
20
@Tia
0
15
@Luiza
51
30
@Macsen
0
30
@Fuka
0
15
@Anita
6,095
30
@Wiktoria
223
30
@Belinay
754
I know you're rich in
Good clothes and little things
Your mind is fancy
And your car is bitchin'
Is she weird, is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
And her head has no room
Your heart is ripshit
Your mouth is everywhere
I'm lyin' in it
Is she weird, is she over me?
Like the stars and the sun
Like the stars and the sun
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
And her head has no room
No more of this girl cryin'
I'm here, your big man
You're mine
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Is she weird, is she white
Is she promised to the night?
And her head has no room
Head has no room
30
@Zofia
17,695
30
@Theodore
10,288
16
@Yui
549
15
@Koharu
758
30
@Rut
141
30
@Leni
153
Hey, they hear me
I just put the furgies on the wit
Nobody stir me
Cut off a nigga quick he gat bitch men tendencies (tendencies)
Thought you was a real nigga why you bein' weird to me (weird to me)
And now I slap a bitch just so think she could fear me
I promise you don't want to see me pissed off (pissed off)
My step is gon blow you like some smoke and watch you drift off (drift off)
And I just made medal twenty two this ain't no kick off (kick off)
Girl I know that ain't no real designer take that shit off (take that shit off)
I saw froze cuban could you know I'm havin' big night (big night)
Before I ever fuck with you again I rather eat rice (eat rice)
I can't fuck with bad energy I hate to detox (detox)
Ride his face take his money leave him then I be back (be back)
Like who wan' smoke with me?
You bitches really scared
With that wig off
You bitches chicken heads
You said I ran from you (who?)
How come I own lands
And now I ain't gat no works 'cause they all there
They hear me (hear me)
I just put the furgies on the wit
Nobody stir me
Cut off a nigga quick he gat bitch men tendencies (tendencies)
Thought you was a real nigga why you bein' weird to me (weird to me)
And now I slap a bitch just so think she could fear me
I promise you don't want to see me pissed off (pissed off)
My step is gon blow you like some smoke and watch you drift off (drift off)
And I just made medal twenty two this ain't no kick off (kick off)
Girl I know that ain't no real designer take that shit off (take that shit off)
A ma bad getter cash flipper
Littl' bitch in my ass thicker
If you want them 10 digits you gotta have 7 figures
I'm workin' on full shows (show)
You on list on seventies
Get my ass up in my sessions
Bitch you were like 7 bitches
Born and raise in Houston, Texas
So I represent
I pull up this exfil so your hole fuckin' red
I can't argue with no broke hole
Bitch you gat me be
I say what I say and I mean what I mean
They hear me (hear me)
I just put the furgies on the wit
Nobody stir me
Cut off a nigga quick he gat bitch men tendencies (tendencies)
Thought you was a real nigga why you bein' weird to me (weird to me)
And now I slap a bitch just so think she could fear me
I promise you don't want to see me pissed off (pissed off)
My step is gon blow you like some smoke and watch you drift off (drift off)
And I just made medal twenty two this ain't no kick off (kick off)
Girl I know that ain't no real designer take that shit off (take that shit off)
37
@Alexa
119
26
@Esmanur
552
Driving with a yellow dog, I95
He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
Up at a decent hour, I never ate yet
Got a little Johnny Cash in the old tape deck
Nothing in the trunk but some base ball gloves
A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs
Blanket on the back seat we're in rough shape
Sunroof held on with a bit of duck tape
Looking for a gas station, better make a list
Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss
Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and a pinwheel
Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield
Not a care in the world, not a how, and a why
No destination, not a cloud in the sky
Back on the road not a moment too soon
Dish ran away with some other spoon
Wicked & wierd I'm a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs trying to hold on
Wicked & wierd I'm a rat fich
Trying to practice doing back flips on your mattress
(Repeat x2)
Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder
Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder
To roll down the window you gotta use a wrench
Been thinking about brushing up on my french
Right there in the glove box, if you should look
You'll find 40 parking tickets
And a copy of the Good Book
Don't bother looking, you'll never find me
I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me
Wicked & wierd I'm a road hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs trying to hold on
Wicked & wierd I'm a rat fich
Trying to practice doing back flips on your mattress
(Repeat x2)
Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird
Christ almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well
Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well
But all I need is a half decent breakfast
And I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
5 o'clock shadow, lips like mudflaps
Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like hub caps
The further I get, I keep going faster
Whispers in the wind, and cows in the pasture
I have no plans and nothing to prove either
I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre
The highway's a story teller, I just write it down
Already been beaten, there's no way to fight it now
I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days
And laugh 'cause it ain't like it was in the old days
I figure when I make it to the heavenly gates
They'll be working on my car and playing 78's
Wicked & wierd I'm aroad hog with an old dog
Singing slow songs trying to hold on
Wicked & wierd I'm a rat fich
Trying to practice doing back flips on your mattress
(Repeat x2)
17
@Serena
0
30
@Rino
0
30
@Radka
884
I've been having strange dreams
Seeing ghosts and breaking things
Room's on fire as I sit and watch it melt around me
I've been hosting screenings
Of slightly altered movie scenes
Seems familiar 'til I realize that they look just like me
Where am I? I can't find the door
How long have I been here for
Where the houses all can talk
And I don't mind the creaky floors
And now we're in a basement
I feel wasted and I'm sure
That you'll kiss me anyway
That'll be just the thing to wake me
Maybe I'm weird or maybe I'm off the wall
But maybe it's weirder not to have dreamed at all
(Birthday to you)
(Woo)
(What)
(Hahaha)
I can walk through walls now
Quietly I roam the halls
Suddenly I'm ten feet tall and I can touch the ceiling
I think I scared you off now
I'm regretting getting close hoping
It was just a ghost that sorta looked just like you
Where am I? I can't find the door
How long have I been here for
Where the houses all can talk
And I don't mind the creaky floors
And now I'm in a maze
Down in this basement and I'm sure
That you'll miss me anyway
That'll be just the thing to wake me
Maybe I'm weird or maybe I'm off the wall
But maybe it's weirder not to have dreamed at all
Maybe I'm weird or maybe I'm off the wall
But maybe it's weirder not to have dreamed at all
30
@Merel
0
20
@Dorina
0
30
@Julita
0
30
@Sakura
0
15
@James
0
30
@Emmy
0
30
@Valentine
0
30
@Fatima
0
30
@Mathea
51
Strange mother didn't trust women
Oh the farm was a shield to protect you from the unknown
Weird Ed, oh now she's dead
There's nothing left but the voice in your head and it said
"My son, it's time you go to work
Once dead bring the bodies to the farm
And then dress up in their skin for fun
Weird Ed"
Drinking milk from a human skull
On a Plainfield night alone at home
Wearing gloves of human skin
Oh Wisconsin nights how cold do you get?
Make a table out of human bones
Oh to my surprise, it ties together a room
"My son, it's time you go to work
Once dead bring the bodies to the farm
And then dress up in their skin for fun
Weird Ed"