Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic

When you're between my hips The scene is scenic When you kiss both lips I swear I'm dreaming I cannot resist Resist the feeling When you eat it When you eat it When you go down on me The view is amazing You rock me back and forth 'Cause them waves is crazy I can not control the feeling baby When you eat it When you eat it Baby hurry up I'm impatient Eat the cookie up Like a bakery Call it yummy-yum Cuz it's tasty It's a craving Let me satisfy you All them other boys couldn't find it I'd give better props to a blind man But when it comes to you, you a pro fesh Gimme intellect You a brainiac So why don't you take a stroll down to my candy-land Only for a night boy you don't have to be my man I can give you everything that you need and more Let me show you what's in store When you're between my hips The scene is scenic When you kiss both lips I swear I'm dreaming I cannot resist Resist the feeling When you eat it When you eat it When you go down on me The view is amazing You rock me back and forth 'Cause them waves is crazy I can not control the feeling baby When you eat it When you eat it Ding dong Who's there It's pussy at yo door yeah Come and get yo daily dose of pussytasium That my baby (Baby) That my boo thang (Boo thang) And he so fly with his gold chain (So fly, gold chain) And he stay fly (Stay fly) Like a G6 (G6) And I ride that nigga til he seasick Now mix yo milk with my coco puff Milky milky coco We go up down All night Like a y-o y-o Give him sugar rushes Candy crushes No games nigga I ain't bluffing I'm tied up but he ain't cuffin' But you can lick the icing off of this muffin' Eat it Eat it Mj beat it Yeah he got a mouth full Why would he be speaking No hands Slurp That Slo-mo Playback Do it with a purpose boy Show me how you work it boy Show me how you eat it Gotta make me believe it hey So why don't you take a stroll down to my candy-land Only for a night boy you don't have to be my man I can give you everything that you need and more Let me show you what's in store When you're between my hips The scene is scenic When you kiss both lips I swear I'm dreaming I cannot resist Resist the feeling When you eat it When you eat it When you go down on me The view is amazing You rock me back and forth 'Cause them waves is crazy I can not control the feeling baby When you eat it When you eat it Yeah That's right Mhm hm mhm hm (Sunny) Grrrrd

We're losing several steps ahead, it's strange Anything you do, anyway you move Then with any strain it feels so helpless I trap we build ourselves, we can be without When you pulled away, I say it matters With the quiet face, heartbreak I shatter Then okay, we'll train but after Nothing new to see, saying what you mean When you pulled away I imagine talks last all night Never bringing up, but every day I want to I think about us dancing, but it's not something we do There's my dream, doesn't it sound good to you When you pulled away, I say it matters With the quiet face, heartbreak I shatter Then okay, we'll train but after Nothing new to see, saying what you mean When you pulled away When you pulled away, I say it matters With the quiet face, heartbreak I shatter Then okay, we'll train but after Nothing new to see, saying what you mean When you pulled away Nothing new to see, saying what you mean When you pulled away

Oh my Oh my God, Ronny Hold my dick (Woah, woah) Flood my wrist (Woah, woah) She gon' fuck (Woah, woah, woah) I'm so deep (Woah, woah, woah) In her pussy, she gon' scream, like the slasher movie, huh You should have Charlie Sheen, you fuck dirty groupies, huh And, bruh, I want your shawty, please, she got big ol' boobies, huh? Hey, boo, hold my Draco, huh, she don't got no cable, huh? You wan' fuck for clouty, shawty, bitch, why ain't you say so, huh? Take flight, red tomato, huh, you boys soft like Play-Doh, uh Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it Huh, okay Okay, uh, uh Eat a plate, eat a plate You look like you need a steak Bitch, you need to gain some weight Two houses, do real estate (Yuh) Throw the pussy on me like a Batarang, huh When I'm on the track, get killed or ran, uh Shawty wanna fuck, how flattering, huh? Dove in the pussy, caught a battery, uh Bat it up, umph, hey, throw it at me, uh, ayy I'm your daddy, huh, huh, grandpappy, huh, huh I'm your father, I'm your grandfather, I'm your father's father Pull up on you like I'm Darth Vader, bitch, Luke Skywalker Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, oh, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it up Eat it up, eat it, ayy

Bitch, it's Young Tina Snow, the nastiest freak you know (Murda on the beat so it's not nice) Bust through the walls, break in and enter How many licks 'til you get to the center? How many times have I heard that a nigga a dog But scared when he play with the kitten? How many times have I heard that somebody last long? These niggas ain't lastin' a minute (lastin' a minute) How many times have I heard that a nigga was big But dick as small as an egg-shaker? (Hahaha) Legs shaking, hit it 'til the bed breaking ('til the bed breaking) "Best friend" it, talk to it (yeah) What you wanna tell Megan? (What you wanna tell me?) He say he finna keep me up (huh?) Yeah, nigga, we'll see (nigga, we'll see) I 'on't want just one nut (hmm) Daddy, I'ma need the whole tree (uh, hm-hm) (Getting down low with my hands-, on his face) Yeah, yeah, eat it, eat it, eat it 'til I faint (ah) Kick you out, here's a towel, nigga, wipe your face (nigga, wipe your face) Eat it, eat it, 'til you break a sweat (sweat) Lick it all, give your all, 'til you outta breath (ah) Eat it, eat it, eat it 'til I cum Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' dumb Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' (uh) Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' (uh) (Getting down low with my hands-, on his face) Ah, they finna call me a bully but fuck it, it's up Because I want my lick back (I want my lick back) All of you bitches is kids and y'all shoulda never got let out the nutsack I got so much plaque built up, R-I-double-A my dentist (my dentist) And I feel like "Aw shit, y'all should eat my pussy how much y'all mention me" (ah) "Megan so this and that," whatever I do, they ain't missin' that She doin' too much, tell her "Ooh, relax" (ooh, relax) He done and you gotta be cool with that I probably had somethin' to do with that Yeah, I got these niggas trippin' (got these niggas trippin') He hate my fuckin' guts (yeah) but he loving my pimpin' (yeah) ah (Getting down low with my hands-, on his face) Yeah, yeah, eat it, eat it, eat it 'til I faint (ah) Kick you out, here's a towel, nigga, wipe your face (wipe your face) Eat it, eat it, 'til you break a sweat (sweat) Lick it all, give your all, 'til you outta breath (ah) Eat it, eat it, eat it 'til I cum Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' dumb Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' (uh) Gimme some, gimme some 'til I'm goin' (uh) (OG Parker) (getting down low with my hands-, on his face) (Hands on my head, boy) (Pussy in his mouth) get down (Hands on my head, boy) (Pussy in his mouth) get low (Hands on my head, boy) (Pussy in his mouth) get down (Hands on my head, boy) (Pussy in his mouth) get low Alright sister I'm not going to hold you up no longer bitch I think I'm 'bout to get me somethin' on the phone I'm 'bout to get into some action If you know what I mean, yes, bitch Bill paid (okay) Period Alright Dino I gon' hold you up, go ahead girl Alright Vicki, bitch (bye) Bye, hoe

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That's okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, at's good for you Have-a some marinara Have-a some marinara, I know you like I know you like, I know you like La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Would you like some-a zucchini Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat Have-a more fettuccini Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat Ay, mange, mange Ay, you-a pass the lasagna A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig Have-a more ravioli You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big Like you cousin Luigi Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan Capisce paisan, capisce paisan La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Hey! Hey! Whoo! Ha ha

Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine You play your bongos all the time Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine How I love to hear you whine Hey Lucy Hey Ricky You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here 'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do? You really drive me wild when you sing your babalooo Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue Well, here's to you Lucy I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy Hey Ricky You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through You're such a crazy redhead, I just don't know what to do Lucy Oh Ricky What a pity, don't you understand That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned Oh Lucy I'm the Latin leader of the band So here's to you Lucy Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy Everbody rumba! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam Ah Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No X in Nixon O stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi" I moan A Toyota's a Toyota A dog, a panic, in a pagoda Oh no, Don Ho Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! Senile felines Now I see bees, I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog