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The Alternative Polka - "Weird Al" Yankovic

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@Mathieu
841
30 Sec

The Alternative Polka - song lyrics

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Everybody!)
Soy (soy, soy) un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Hey!)

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know, ya know, ya know

Here I come, I come, I come, I come

Here I come, I come, I come

'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

(Help me!) I broke apart my insides
(Help me!) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me!) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

I wanna - you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna - you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey! Hey! Hey!

You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
Blame (blame), blame, blame
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
It's not my thing, so let it go

'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died, 'til you died?
Well, you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, ooh, ooh, ought-a know (hey!)

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold (brr!)
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself

I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything

Black hole sun, won't you come?
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come?

Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!

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