Foil - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Everybody die Everybody die tonight (Tonight) Everybody die Everybody die tonight By the wolf's cry Would you like to hear about the Permian extinction Yes it happened, it is not fiction Vog all in the air, no animals can breathe And it killed all the ancient YankOs, you see Killed all the ancient YankOs, you see Two hundred fifty million years ago Siberia erupted with volcanoes Everyone gone but the sharks were alive None of the ancient YankOs survived None of the ancient YankOs survived Everybody die Everybody die tonight (Tonight) Everybody die Everybody die tonight By the wolf's cry Everybody die Everybody die tonight (Tonight) Everybody die Everybody die tonight By the wolf's cry Killed all the ancient YankOs, you see None of the ancient YankOs survived Everybody die Everybody die tonight (Tonight) Everybody die Everybody die tonight By the wolf's cry

Ooo I was going spelunking and got lucky 'cause I found a pickle It was quite brittle, carried cautiously, yeah, for it is fickle Now I can sell it for dime, quarter, or a nickel Or a laboratory timed with the roaring sickles Apparently this much pickle is unhealthy for me But daringly, I don't care for I am 3 Eating pickles in the air is a fair life for thee Yeah I hope I don't get sick, O'hare is following me Yee Oh I like pickles Oh yeah They're green Yeah, you know pickles really are the best fruit There ain't no debate, yeah there ain't no dispute Even if there was it would be so convoluted Even more than the pickle factory I looted Pickle, Pickle, Pickle Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle Pickle Ooo

Jonah Hill's a kid and nobody's noticing Don't notify the president, don't notify P.O.T.U.S. and Nic Cage just wants his car repaired But he never came prepared for Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Beatin' robots up, and playing arcade games and He don't care for money, he don't care for the fame yeah All wounds, duct tape repairs So Nic was never scared of Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Jonah Hill's a kid, giticon sudobon da Don't notify the president, da sutop efiton tod Nic Cage just wants his car repaired But he never came prepared for (Rof deraperp make reven e tub) Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland Willy's Wonderland

I strut into the men's room looking constipated Little did I know a dreadful fate awaited Then I saw it, a lock, silver plated Then I realized I was Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall People are beginning to crawl under What they don't know is on the outside is a lock Trying to go over But they don't even see my bright pink polka-dotted socks My head is stuck in the toilet My feet are tucked on top And I know I'm still Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Come here when I'm lost Usually to escape my angry boss Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Ooh I walked into the restroom, made sure it was men's I accidentally entered the stall with a lock that's so immense The locker was a bully, locking people is his goal I tried to call the locksmith but dropped my phone in the toilet bowl Stuck in the stall Bass solo Ooh Oo-ah It was hopeless I couldn't get out I gotta try hard, I'm going all-out To put an end to this lavatory lock-down In a blackout wiped out, fightin' in smackdown I'm so scared I need to run-a-bout I was gonna drive my car to a washdown But I guess I can't, so I gotta breakout Callout, to the minimum buyout Not gonna lie this is a pretty sick hideout My mom told me to not become a dropout Well look at me now, crouched down in a bean sprout I'ma start to spout, all my doubt For the little bit of clout, in this horrifying lockout I dropped my phone, I can't order takeout Call me a bowling ball, cuz I struck out, hard Bard My career is all charred The rest of my life will be ever so scarred Call all da police on da vanguard Toilet seat, lookin' like a shipyard I'm bombarded In a cubic yard, it Bring in the cart, 'cause I'ma start to fart In the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Poopin'

Marco Marco Marco? The Sharko Meet at the park-o Not when it's dark though British embargo Give me your credit card-o Only wells fargo Not on the futon Yes, I am Marco Marco the Sharko I'll meet ya at the park-o Not after dark though British embargo I'll give you wells fargo You are a moron Cuz Jon's on the futon Marco says Jon is on the futon You didn't know that 'cause thou name art gutin Marco is not a humon But at least he's not allergic to gluten Marco Marco Marco? The Sharko Meet at the park-o Not when it's dark though British embargo Give me your credit card-o I am a moron But Not on the futon You are a seagull Not on the bagel But do seek approval Right utop the bugle Marco's quite brutal Ultracentrifugal Octuple Removal Canoodle ain't no humon Kumon Inhumon American revoluti-on Marco Marco Marco? The Sharko Meet at the park-o Not when it's dark though British embargo Give me your credit card-o I am a moron But Not on the futon

Beyblade, Beyblade Let it rip! Let's Fight in an epic Battle, Face off, and spin the metal, No time for doubt now, no place for backing down, Beyblade, Beyblade Let it rip! Beyblade, Beyblade Let it rip! Spin out, the bey now, bring on, the power! FIght to the top yeah, We're never giving up! Here it comes, Here it comes... Metal Fusion! Let's go Beyblade, Let it rip! Metal Fusion, Let it rip! Beyblade, Beyblade Let it rip! This is it, Get a grip, Let it rip!

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You should-a taste my lasagna Ay, you no like-a lasagna That's okay too How about-a calzone Some-a nice minestrone, at's good for you Have-a some marinara Have-a some marinara, I know you like I know you like, I know you like La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Would you like some-a zucchini Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat Have-a more fettuccini Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat Ay, mange, mange Ay, you-a pass the lasagna A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig Have-a more ravioli You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big Like you cousin Luigi Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan Capisce paisan, capisce paisan La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna La-lasagna Hey! Hey! Whoo! Ha ha

Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine You play your bongos all the time Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine How I love to hear you whine Hey Lucy Hey Ricky You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night Stop shakin' your maraccas now and just turn out the light Ricky I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here 'Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do? You really drive me wild when you sing your babalooo Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue Well, here's to you Lucy I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babaloo Lucy Hey Ricky You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through You're such a crazy redhead, I just don't know what to do Lucy Oh Ricky What a pity, don't you understand That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned Oh Lucy I'm the Latin leader of the band So here's to you Lucy Let's babaloo Lucy, too Lucy Everbody rumba! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam Ah Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No X in Nixon O stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi" I moan A Toyota's a Toyota A dog, a panic, in a pagoda Oh no, Don Ho Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! Senile felines Now I see bees, I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The TV's on, I really hate this show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, I'm so inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, highly inactive My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied Always lose my fight with gravity I rest my bones, and just chillax, whoa My NordicTrack's collecting dust And my StairMaster's a pile of rust This is it, The Inertia, whoa I can't get up, this couch is part of me I'm growing cobwebs on my knee Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age I could break my rib cage, here is my age Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, yes, quite inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not very active Near comatose, no exercise Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive I'm giving up, my energy is shot I'm never moving from this spot Never move from this place, move from this place I'll stay here in this place, right in this place Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, just so inactive Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not so attractive