Beer Ringtones

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

My Texas needs Willie, hippies need Creedence Bama needs Saban and we all need Jesus My dog needs some kibble, my Dodge needs a bath But right now, I just need a good time bad 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer I wish the sun set later, the dollar was stronger That last call could last just a little while longer Wish the daggum Vols could throw the damn ball That's the story of my life, so maybe that's why My beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer My beer needs a beer, needs an ice-cold beer One after another, gonna make 'em disappear No, I ain't sippin', tonight I'm chug-a-lugging Don't bring me a bottle, hell, bring me a bucket 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just a sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer