A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

My Texas needs Willie, hippies need Creedence Bama needs Saban and we all need Jesus My dog needs some kibble, my Dodge needs a bath But right now, I just need a good time bad 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer I wish the sun set later, the dollar was stronger That last call could last just a little while longer Wish the daggum Vols could throw the damn ball That's the story of my life, so maybe that's why My beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer My beer needs a beer, needs an ice-cold beer One after another, gonna make 'em disappear No, I ain't sippin', tonight I'm chug-a-lugging Don't bring me a bottle, hell, bring me a bucket 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just a sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer

My beloved precious children I have gathered you today For a change is coming to pass and it's gonna be ok I've been searching for the answer I lost faith along the way But I always had the Aureum to remind me not to sway I prepared you for the road ahead And I taught you how to seek the truth Let the crystal lead your every move I've been doing it so long, now it's your turn I received it from my father in its bow of opaline I see how your spirit shine bright Now the Aureum's yours Eirene My dear son please don't be angry Win your battle from within In your heart there's light and darkness And you're standing in between I prepared you for the road ahead And I taught you how to seek the truth Let the crystal lead your every move I've been doing it so long, now it's your turn Now, my flesh and blood I consign the world to your hands This is the White Stars's design, this is our duty divine This sacred mission is the meaning of our lives La viltà domina, la vanità semina L'oscurità germina, la sacertà punirà L'empietà domina, la vanità semina L'oscurità germina, la notte vincerà Now, my flesh and blood I consign the world to your hands This is the White Stars's design This is our duty divine This sacred mission is the meaning of our lives Now, my flesh and blood I consign the world to your hands This is the White Stars's design This is our duty divine This sacred mission is the meaning of our lives

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That's a wool blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a lad sneaking out the back, a quarter after three. Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who was that lad sneaking out the back a quarter after three? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, So drunk you can not see That was just the tax man that the Queen she sent to me. Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But an Englishman who can last till three I've never seen before

A long time ago, when the Earth was green There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born The loveliest of all was the unicorn The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain" He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do Build me a floating zoo, And take some of those... Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born Don't you forget My unicorns Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall He marched the animals two by two And he called out as they came through Hey Lord, I've got green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn I just can't find no unicorns" And Noah looked out through the driving rain Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling Oh, them silly unicorns There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling And we just can't wait for no unicorns" The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried And the waters came down and sort of floated them away That's why you never see unicorns to this very day You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born You're never gonna see no unicorns Now you might think this is the ending to the song, But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring, They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring. You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn, The second star to the right and straight on until morning.