Dring The Beer

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell So all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5 A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer Tiddly beer beer beer. The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

Boy, I heard my name's on the tip of your tongue And I'm empty too, if that is what you want And I looked into your eyes and you're the one That I wanted, baby, that I wanted, baby, that I wanted It's a haunting, baby, that I'm wanting Baby, that I'm wanting, wanting you Haunting, baby, that I'm wanting, baby, that I'm wanting And I lose my mind tonight over you Devil in a dress, I'ma love you like I do (yeah, yeah, yeah) Follow the white rabbit to see the truth (yeah, yeah) I'ma need to feel that, I'ma need to feel that too Follow the white rabbit to see the truth, truth, truth, truth (Truth, truth, truth) And my patience is now setting like the sun When my tears fall on your lap, we've just begun And by now, I know the damage has been done That I wanted, baby, that I wanted, baby, that I wanted It's a haunting, baby, that I'm wanting Baby, that I'm wanting, wanting you Haunting, baby, that I'm wanting, baby, that I'm wanting And I lose my mind tonight over you Devil in a dress, I'ma love you like I do (yeah, yeah, yeah) Follow the white rabbit to see the truth (yeah, yeah) I'ma need to feel that, I'ma need to feel that too Follow the white rabbit to see the truth, truth, truth, truth Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

He walks in, orders up a round How you been, my old friend? The band kicks off, the same ole dance The same ole worn out songs but he sings along He's gonna stay here 'til they make him leave 'Cause he's got all the friends a guy like him could ever need One will hang around and tell him what he wants to hear One will help by drownin' out the how'd you wind up heres One will hold him up, when love has let him down They do the best they can for a broken-hearted fool The Beer, the Band and the Barstool Corner booth, a blonde with lonely eyes A shade of blue, "Hey, how are you?" Just by chance, are you here alone? How about a dance? And she took his hand He hoped she'd stay, but always knew she'd leave But he's got all the friends a guy like him could ever need One will hang around and tell him what he wants to hear One will help by drownin' out the how'd you wind up heres One will hold him up, when love has let him down They do the best they can for a broken-hearted fool The Beer, the Band and the Barstool Now he last call, lights a cigarette and orders up one more Pays his tab, knows he'll be back, 'cause he's been here before One will hang around and tell him what he wants to hear One will help by drownin' out the how'd you wind up heres One will hold him up, when love has let him down They do the best they can for a broken-hearted fool They go hand-in-hand with losin' you The Beer, the Band and the Barstool And the Barstool

There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You are on my lonesome mind Into these last nine beers I have shed a million tears You are on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep drinkin' until I'm petrified And then maybe these tears will leave my eyes There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind Last night I walked the floor, and the night before You were on my lonely mind It seems my life is through and I'm so goddam blue You were on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I can't move a toe And then maybe my heart won't hurt me so There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind Lord, I've tried and I've tried But my tears I can't hide You were on my lonely mind All these blues that I've found Have really got me down You are on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep on drinkin' till I can't even think 'Cause in the last week I ain't slept a wink There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind

My Texas needs Willie, hippies need Creedence Bama needs Saban and we all need Jesus My dog needs some kibble, my Dodge needs a bath But right now, I just need a good time bad 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer I wish the sun set later, the dollar was stronger That last call could last just a little while longer Wish the daggum Vols could throw the damn ball That's the story of my life, so maybe that's why My beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer My beer needs a beer, needs an ice-cold beer One after another, gonna make 'em disappear No, I ain't sippin', tonight I'm chug-a-lugging Don't bring me a bottle, hell, bring me a bucket 'Cause my beer needs a beer, my smoke needs a smoke My buzz needs a rocket and my rockin' needs some roll My busy been busy as a bee making honey My baby wants a baby, but my money needs some money My day needs a day to get itself together My night needs a night that'll go on forever I earned this Blue Ribbon just a sitting right here So my hand's gonna need another can 'Cause my beer needs a beer