(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)
(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)

You're a mean one
Mister Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch
Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel

(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)
Mister
(You're a mean one)
(Ooh, Mister, Mister Grinch)

You're a monster (you're a monster)
Mister Grinch (M-Mister Grinch)
You're heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul
Mister Grinch
(And I wouldn't touch you with a)
Thirty nine and a half foot pole
(Oh!)

You're a vile one
Mister Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mister Grinch
And given the choice between the two
I'll take the seasick crocodile

(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)
Oh
(You're a mean one)
(Mister Grinch)

Oh, rather than legals his coursers they came
And he whistled and shouted and called him by name
Hello?
Called him by name
Oh! Uh, on Max!
From the top of the the roof to the top of the wall
Now dash away
Dash away
Dash away all!
(You're a mean one Mister Grinch)
(You are just not very nice!)

You're a fowl one
Mister Grinch (Mister Grinch)
You're a nasty-wasty skunk (pee-ew)
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul full of gunk
(Mister Grinch)
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote
Stink (ew)
Stank (gross)
Stunk (you need a bath, yeah!)

(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)
And brush your teeth, while you're at it
(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)

Your a rotter
Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splashed with moldy purple spots
I think so
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in
Tangled up knots

(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Mister Grinch)
Woah
(You're a mean one)
(Mister, Grinch)
Mister Grinch
(You're a mean one)
(Hey Mister Grinch)
Mister Grinch
(You're a mean one)
(Mister Grinch)

You're a mean one (you're a mean one)
You're a mean one (you're a mean one)
You're a mean one
Mister
On, Mister Grinch!