You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch The three best words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote Stink (stink) Stank (stank) Stunk You're a rotter Mr Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots Mr Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots You nauseate me, Mr Grinch With a nauseous super nos You're a crooked jerky jockey and You drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch! You're a three-decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch You really are a heel You're cuddly as a cactus You're charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a Greasy black peal You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's and empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you, with a Thirty- nine- and- a-half- foot pole You're a vile one, and a wild one You've got termites on your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch Outta the two I'd choose the seasick crocodile

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with A thirty nine an da half foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a sick crocodille Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodille You're a foul one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follow and i quote "Stink, stank, stunk"

Do you recall, that long ago We would walk on the sidewalk? Innocent, remember? All we did was care for each other But the night was warm We were bold and young All around, the wind blows We would only hold on to let go Blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on All we need is somebody to lean on What will we do when we get old? Will we walk down the same road? Will you be there, by my side? Standing strong as the waves roll over Hm, nights are long Longing for you to come home All around the wind blows We would only hold on to let go Blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on All we need is somebody to lean on (Ooh, ooh, ooh) blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on (Ooh, ooh, ooh) blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on Someone to lean on All we need is somebody to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun We need someone to lean on Blow a kiss, fire a gun All we need is somebody to lean on

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles it's a very, very Mad world, mad world Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy birthday, happy birthday And to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher, tell me what's my lesson? Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you (I find it hard to take) When people run in circles it's a very, very Mad world, mad world Oh, oh, oh (farmiliar faces) Mad world oh, mad world oh (mad world oh) And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, (I find it hard to take) When people run in circles it's a very, very Mad world, mad world