You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Ian Munsick

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch The three best words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote Stink (stink) Stank (stank) Stunk You're a rotter Mr Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots Mr Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots You nauseate me, Mr Grinch With a nauseous super nos You're a crooked jerky jockey and You drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch! You're a three-decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch You really are a heel You're cuddly as a cactus You're charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a Greasy black peal You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's and empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you, with a Thirty- nine- and- a-half- foot pole You're a vile one, and a wild one You've got termites on your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch Outta the two I'd choose the seasick crocodile

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Oh, Mr. Grinch You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" Mr. Grinch! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch! You're a toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple dots Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch! Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of the most deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots! Mr. Grinch! Grinch!

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with A thirty nine an da half foot pole You're a vile one Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a sick crocodille Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodille You're a foul one Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follow and i quote "Stink, stank, stunk"

How long are you gonna try to hide your heart? Girl, you pull me in close, but you only let me go so far I can see that diamond shining bright But it's buried in the coal mine dark How long are you gonna try to hide your heart? Baby, I would dig down To the bottom of the cold ground Under the roots of your hometown Where your skeletons live Come on, let me show you what I'm worth Put these never quitting hands to work I ain't afraid of a little dirt Girl, your love's a gift And I ain't afraid to dig I ain't afraid to dig Can you take me behind blue eyes And long blonde hair? What you dream while you cry Where you run when you get scared Every inch I dig gonna make me rich 'Cause I know there's gold in there Can you take me behind blue eyes And long blonde hair? Baby, I swear I would dig down To the bottom of the cold ground Under the roots of your hometown Where your skeletons live Come on, let me show you what I'm worth Put these never quitting hands to work I ain't afraid of a little dirt Girl, your love's a gift And I ain't afraid to dig How long are you gonna try to hide your heart? Girl, you pull me in close, but you only let me go so far Baby, I would dig down To the bottom of the cold ground Under the roots of your hometown Where your skeletons live Come on, let me show you what I'm worth Put these never quitting hands to work I ain't afraid of a little dirt Girl, your love's a gift And I ain't afraid to dig I ain't afraid to dig

He got his hands in the dirt and some boots on his feet First one to work and last one to leave Plenty to say but he don't say much He's got calluses on his hands but women love his soft touch Some gold buckles he don't show He's been through enough to know that If it goes up then it's gonna come down And what goes around comes around Yeah, a real man's gonna look you in the eye Admit it when he's wrong 'cause the truth, it don't lie He ain't too strong to cry or too proud to pray Give the shirt off his back and nah, he ain't afraid to rumble A cowboy's always humble A cowboy's always humble (A cowboy's always) Quick on the draw but he don't wastе a shot Won't ask for nothin' but he'll sure give a lot Hе's a Chris LeDoux kinda guy, work all day, love all night Find a girl, hold her tight Raise some kids and raise 'em right Some gold buckles he don't show He's been through enough to know that Only a fool gonna ride too tall Because pride comes before the fall Yeah, a real man's gonna look you in the eye Admit it when he's wrong 'cause the truth, it don't lie He ain't too strong to cry or too proud to pray Give the shirt off his back and nah, he ain't afraid to rumble A cowboy's always humble A cowboy's always humble (A cowboy's always) Saddle up Boys, it's time to man up Come on, saddle up Boys, it's time to man up Yeah, a real man's gonna look you in the eye Admit it when he's wrong 'cause the truth, it don't lie He ain't too strong to cry or too proud to pray Give the shirt off his back and nah, he ain't afraid to rumble A cowboy's always humble A cowboy's always humble, yeah A cowboy's always humble

Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom Well, who am I to keep you down? Well, it's only right that you should play the way you feel it But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness, yeah Thunder only happens when it's rainin' Players only love you when they're playin', yeah I said, women, they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you'll know Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions I keep my visions to myself Well, it's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams and Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? Dreams of loneliness Likе a heartbeat drives you mad From the stillness of remembering What you had Ooh, what you lost Yeah, what you had Ooh, and what you lost Thunder only happens when it's rainin' Players only love you when they're playin', yeah I said, women, they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean, you'll know You'll know (You'll know) Oh, you'll know (You'll know) You'll know