I Am the Walrus (Live Glasgow Cathouse June '94) - Oasis

One, two, three I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar-Allan-Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo... Here they are The Beatles!

I am he, as you are he As you are me, and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying! Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation t-shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man (who) They are the egg men (who) I am the walrus Goo, goo, goo, joob Mister City, policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly, like Lucy in the sky See how they run, I'm crying I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the egg man (who) They are the egg men (who) I am the walrus Goo, goo, goo, joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the Sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (who) They are the egg men (who) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide, I'm crying Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them, kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the egg man (who) They are the egg men (who) I am the walrus Goo, goo, goo, joob Goo, goo, goo, goo, joob Goo, goo, goo, joob Joob, joob, joob Joob, joob, joob Joob, joob, joob Joob, joob, joob Joob, joob, joob

(From Beatles version) I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

We, the people, fight for our existence We don't claim to be perfect but we're free We dream our dreams alone with no resistance Fading like the stars we wish to be You know I didn't mean What I just said But my God woke up on the wrong side of his bed And it just don't matter now 'Cause little by little We gave you everything you ever dreamed of Little by little The wheels of your life have slowly fallen off Little by little You have to give it all in all your life And all the time, I just ask myself why you're really here True perfection has to be imperfect I know that that sounds foolish but it's true The day has come and now you'll have to accept The life inside your head we give to you You know I didn't mean What I just said But my God woke up on the wrong side of his bed And it just don't matter now 'Cause little by little We gave you everything you ever dreamed of Little by little The wheels of your life have slowly fallen off Little by little You have to give it all in all your life And all the time, I just ask myself why you're really here Hey Little by little We gave you everything you ever dreamed of Little by little The wheels of your life have slowly fallen off Little by little You had to give it all in all your life And all the time, I just ask myself why you're really here Why am I really here? Why am I really here?