I Am the Walrus - Bono & Secret Machines

One, two, three I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar-Allan-Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo... Here they are The Beatles!

(From Beatles version) I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, You let your face grow long I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, crying I'm crying, Crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I Am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, G'goo goo g'joob Expert, textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they hide I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, G'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Murder machines Fragments of life Too small to see Don't know we're only human A planet there for using Take their cells and multiply Until it dies I put my arms around her I put my arms around her I put my arms around her And I killed her with love I killed her with love I killed her Tested positive No antibodies No vaccine No escape Don't know we're only human A planet there for using Take their cells and multiply until it dies I put my arms around him I put my arms around him I put my arms around him And I killed him with love I killed him with love I killed him with love Reached out I never thought An innocent act Only a kiss She put her arms around him She put her arms around him She put her arms around him And she killed me She put her arms around me She put her arms around me She put her arms around me And she killed me with love She killed me with love She killed me with love She killed me with love She killed me with love