One, two, three I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar-Allan-Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo... Here they are The Beatles!

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, You let your face grow long I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run I'm crying, crying I'm crying, Crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I Am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, G'goo goo g'joob Expert, textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they hide I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, G'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Spider crawling on the wall I see him and he sees it all And he sees it all I fell down in that lazy place Where the English language can't penetrate And I saw your mouth moving just forget it And lie here with me Maybe we should just Climb under the sheets Where the words they don't Get in the way We were wondering if you recall Is this the end of it, end of everything We were wondering, wonder Spider crawling in my left ear Has a message I want you to hear Hope you're happy found what you're looking for Do you miss me, miss me at all? Spider tells me, saw you yesterday With somebody new what can I say? What can I Spider crawling, I crawl with him We go everywhere, we see everything We are falling, we are falling, falling to nowhere Hope you're happy, found what you're looking for Do you miss me, miss me at all? Spider crawling Spider crawling Spider crawling Spider crawling Spider crawling