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26
@Nadia
124
[Instrumental intro-1: 43]
A country dance was being held in a garden
I felt a bump and heard an "Oh, beg your pardon"
Suddenly I saw polka dots and moonbeams
All around a pug-nosed dream
The music started and was I the perplexed one
I held my breath and said "May I have the next one?"
In my frightened arms, polka dots and moonbeams
Sparkled on a pug-nosed dream
There were questions in the eyes of other dancers
As we floated over the floor
There were questions but my heart knew all the answers
And perhaps a few things more
Now in a cottage built of lilacs and laughter
I know the meaning of the words "Ever after"
And I'll always see polka dots and moonbeams
When I kiss the pug-nosed dream
22
@Nellie
1377
A country dance was being held in a garden
I felt a bump and heard an "Oh, beg your pardon"
Suddenly I saw polka dots and moonbeams
All around a pug-nosed dream
The music started and was I the perplexed one
I held my breath and said "May I have the next one?"
In my frightened arms, polka dots and moonbeams
Sparkled on a pug-nosed dream
There were questions in the eyes of other dancers
As we floated over the floor
There were questions but my heart knew all the answers
And perhaps a few things more
Now in a cottage built of lilacs and laughter
I know the meaning of the words "Ever after"
And I'll always see polka dots and moonbeams
When I kiss the pug-nosed dream
30
@Triana
697
A country dance was being held in a garden
I felt a bump and heard an "Oh, beg your pardon"
Suddenly I saw polka dots and moonbeams
All around a pug-nosed dream
The music started and was I the perplexed one
I held my breath and said "May I have the next one?"
In my frightened arms, polka dots and moonbeams
Sparkled on a pug-nosed dream
There were questions in the eyes of other dancers
As we floated over the floor
There were questions but my heart knew all the answers
And perhaps a few things more
Now in a cottage built of lilacs and laughter
I know the meaning of the words "Ever after"
And I'll always see polka dots and moonbeams
When I kiss the pug-nosed dream
30
@Dzsenifer
1122
And when God gave out rhythm
He sure was good to you
You could add, subtract, multiply and divide by two
I know today's your birthday
And I did not buy no rose
But I'll sing this song instead
'An I call it Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes are always froze
Popsicle Toes
Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes
You must've been Miss Pennsylvania
With your bedroom attitude
How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nude
We ought to have a birthday party
And you can wear your birthday clothes
We can hit the floor and go explore
Those Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes (ooh)
Popsicle Toes are always froze (ooh ooh)
Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)
Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes (ooh)
Don't 'cha know you got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw
I'd like to feel your warm Brazil, touch your Panama
Well your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze
We got to see-saw until we unthaw
Those Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)
Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)
Popsicle Toes (ooh)
Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes
Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)
Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)
Popsicle Toes (ooh)
Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes
14
@Cathal
782
A country dance was being held in a garden
I felt a bump and heard an "Oh, beg your pardon!"
Suddenly I saw polka dots and moonbeams
All around a pugnosed dream
The music started and was I the perplexed one
I held my breath and said, "May I have the next one?"
In my frightened arms polka dots and moonbeams
Sparkled on a pugnosed dream
There were questions in the eyes of all the dancers
As we floated over the floor
There were questions but my heart knew all the answers
And perhaps a few things more...
Now in a cottage built of lilacs and laughter
I know the meaning of the words "ever after"
And I always see polka dots and moonbeams
When I kiss the pugnosed dream!
30
@Filippa
629
A country dance was being held in a garden
I felt a bump and heard an "Oh, beg your pardon"
Suddenly I saw polka dots and moonbeams
All around a pug-nosed dream
The music started and was I the perplexed one
I held my breath and said "May I have the next one?"
In my frightened arms, polka dots and moonbeams
Sparkled on a pug-nosed dream
There were questions in the eyes of other dancers
As we floated over the floor
There were questions but my heart knew all the answers
And perhaps a few things more
Now in a cottage built of lilacs and laughter
I know the meaning of the words "Ever after"
And I'll always see polka dots and moonbeams
When I kiss the pug-nosed dream
11
@Alessandra
0
30
@Oliver
0
23
@Arran
0
30
@Petja
0
30
@Loik
425
11
@Mathias
51
13
@Christophe
0
30
@Jack
0
30
@Kristin
51
30
@Julien
17
30
@Enzo
34
30
@Tommy
0
30
@Kristyna
0
30
@Fionn
102
14
@Hunter
0
9
@Iestyn
102
40
@Leyre
561
40
@Martine
323
30
@Mille
3,696
30
@Kamilla
170
9
@Kotryna
102
30
@Melek
0
30
@Xavier
0
30
@Jasmin
0
13
@Cameron
391
30
@Anthony
303
21
@Brandon
0
20
@Kamilla
0
30
@Lilianna
0
19
@Aaliyah
102
16
@Bianca
85
30
@Koharu
225
Try and think of something colourful for this season
Pull the wool over the gullible for no reason
You are all I have these days, shake it up and run away
With the night squabbling behind you
From the smoke in your hair to the blood in your bruise
And the bows on the shoes you kicked off
I'm joining the dots
I'm joining the dots
I thought I heard them talking in their sleep yesterday
And I tried but I just can't believe a word they say
Hurry up they'll be here soon, sleeping in the afternoon
While the rain's trying to prove a point outside
From the smoke in your hair to the blood in your bruise
And the bows on the shoes you kicked off
I'm joining the dots
I'm joining the dots
I'm joining the dots
Those people make me calm
Can't the flame
Come up to the moth for a change
And darling if it 's all the same to you
I'll have you to myself
I'm joining the dots
I'm joining the dots
20
@Isabel
387
I'm loading up again
I'm coming back to live
Don't give up let's hold on
We got to live again
All that is left for us
Is waiting for the time
Don't give up let's move on
You've got to live again
Don't give up let's move on
And we'll pick it up
Let's hold on
There's no time to cry
We have to carry on
In times of trouble
It's so hard to find a friend
Don't give up let's hold on
We've got to live again
It's all for one and one for all
Until the end
Don't give up up let 's move on
You've got to live again
13
@Aisha
935
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
Don't try to trick me,
'Cause I know all your games
That you can be a liar
Don't try to fool me,
'Cause I'm not insane
Watch out,
'Cause you're playing with fire
Let's give it one more time
Don't give up on love
We really have to try
Let's hold on to your love
I can give you enough
So please, don't let it die
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
Don't try to push you,
But please make up your mind
This can't go on much longer
Don't try to trap you,
But I think you should try
Should try a little stronger
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
S.T.O.P. - stop
If you don't give it to me
You gotta stop
30
@Aurora
527
Wooooooow
Have you ever gone dancing
Where they're not only dancing
Look at that
They are skating
It looks just like a disco
But it's more than a disco
Look at that
They are skating
Skating
Roller roller roll
Rollerskating
We move to the music
You should see how we do it
Look at us
We are skating
Try to spin in a spotlight
Look at him he is all right
Oh boy!
Watch him skating
Skating
Rollerskating
Roll
Don't be late (Rolling rolling)
And be sure to wear your rollerskates
We'll be waiting at the gate
On our date (Rolling rolling)
Everyone is wearing rollerskates
Hurry up 'cause we can't wait
We can't wait
Aaaah wooooow
You'd all have to try it
We're sure you will like it
It's fun
When you're skating
Once you know how to do it
There is not that much too it
But it's fun
To be skating
Skating
Roller roller roll
Rollerskating
Roll
20
@Olive
173
There's a new place for you to go
Everybody's here that you wanna know
This place is hot and about to blow
Music is live and the lights are low
They may be queuing at the door
But we got room for more, more, more
Pump up the volume, turn out the light
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
Tell all the neighbors, put up a sign
Everybody's having fun tonight
What a night, what a night
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
What a night, what a night
Wowowow, what a night
Not many houses on the block
Ours is the one that really rocks
Every night it's a wild affair
Come on through the door, let down your hair
Oh yeah
The place is jumping, don't be square
If you come single, you'll leave in pairs
Pump up the volume, turn out the light
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
Tell all the neighbors, put up a sign
Everybody's having fun tonight
What a night, what a night
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
What a night, what a night
Wowowow, what a night
Wowowow, what a night
What a night, what a night
Pump up, pump up
Wowowow, what a night
Huhuhuh
What a night, what a night
What a night, what a night
What a night, what a night
What a night, what a night
Wowowow, what a night
They may be queuing at the door
But we got room for more, more, more
Pump up the volume, turn out the light
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
Tell all the neighbors, put up a sign
Everybody's having fun tonight
What a night, what a night
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
What a night, what a night
Wowowow, what a night
30
@Timea
542
30
@Stina
0
30
@Leila
0
30
@Victor
0
28
@Christophe
51
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
(Always)
I thought I found a way
(Always)
I thought I found a way (you and I)
That your love was changing
I thought I found a way (you and I)
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
Your love was changing
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
Your love was changing
(Always)
I thought I found a way (you and I)
That your love was changing
I thought I found a way (you and I)
Your love was changing
I thought I found a way (you and I)
That your love was changing
I thought I found a way
Your love was changing
Your love was changing
Your love was changing
20
@Agnieszka
1377
30
@Ekaterina
1343
I request that the best of our minds
Be impressed to repent of their crimes
For the truth is there all for to see
What can be said in defense of man's tyranny?
To declare, too content of the view
That to conform to the norm is what you do
If you live wracked in anger and in shame
The only road you'll find is that hard road, my friend
I concur to defer to the sound
Of discontent when it's meant by the crowd
If in fairness is how you see it end
The only road you'll walk is that hard road, my friend
And the papers they were printing they did sell
In Clerkenwell there were presses turning
And the emigrates they boarded ships and sailed
They could not fail to bring passions burning
Why deny that the lie that is sent
Makes you live work and die for some rent
If you're happy then to leave it up to them
The only road you'll know is that hard road, my friend
We resent the intent of the few
Who do conspire to acquire what's our due
If you don't know your rights and defend
The only road you'll go is that hard road, my friend
If you fall and you crawl towards debt
And the sum it is more than what was lent
If you can't keep your eyes on the change
The only road you'll walk is that bloody road, my friend
30
@Agathe
289
13
@Victor
17
In the dark tonight
In the dark tonight
Fight for golden light
Fighting for the golden light
No words to hold
A sight too cold
In my mind
Rewinded in mind
In my mind
Rewinded in mind
Can't wait
Can't take
Can't make
Can't let it go
Every time you go
Every time you walk away
For every thing you've shown (every day you go away)
Everything is all I am
No words to hold
A sight too cold
In my mind
Rewinded in mind
Won't be faded in my mind
Rewinded in mind
Can't wait
Can't take
Can't make
Can't let it go
Can't wait
Can't take
Can't make
To let you go
Can't wait
Can't take
Can't make
To let you follow
(Can't wait) It's hard to let you go in
It's hard to say goodbye too
(Can't take) And every time you go and
And every time I wonder
(Can't make) By the wicked stare and gaze
By the beauty and the shame
(To let you go) Believe in one another
When every time we wonder
(Can't wait) And everything is gone
While everyone's not hiding
(Can't take) For everything we've shared and
For everything we've won and
(Can't make) While everyone is sane
While everyone's the same
(To let you go) To trust
To us
Every time you go
Every time you walk away
For everything you've shown
Everything is all I am
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh you go
In my mind
Rewinded in mind
Won't be faded in my mind
Rewinded in mind
20
@Raphael
34
30
@Senan
0
30
@Lise
791
Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti
Sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
Kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä ko immeiset onnee toevotti
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Ievan äiti se kammarissa virsiä veisata huijjuutti
Kun tämä poika naapurissa ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen sain minä kerran sytkyyttee
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
Laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
Ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää ei mua niin voan nielasta
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään vaan minä en luovu Ievasta
Sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
Sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput (ah) hilijalleen
30
@Maia
34
30
@Freddie
17
30
@Jacob
0
30
@Juna
0
30
@Aiym
1190
30
@Fanni
116
30
@Carla
0
15
@Frankie
722
Since the days of old
There's a story told 'bout Leila
The queen of Sheba
She was wise and kind
And the good in mind
Of those who came to see her
You could hear a dance
She wore golden bells
And symbols on her fingers
And the night turned bright
With the silver light of her memory
That still lingers
Lei Leila Leila Lei la Leila
Lei Leila Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
Was the queen of Sheba
When she ruled her land
She made one command
The rich should help the poor
In return for that
You get something back
Which pleases you much more
She was a famous queen
Living in a dream of mystery and passion
And of things she said you would never get
Get a wrong impression
Our story ends but she lives on
Leila the queen of Sheba
When you close your eyes and think of her
You all can be with her
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
Was the queen of Sheba
Our story ends but she lives on
Leila the queen of Sheba
When you close your eyes and think of her
You all can be with her
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
Was the queen of Sheba
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
La la Lei Lei Leila
Lei Lei Leila Leila
Was the queen of Sheba
Was the queen of Sheba
Was the queen of Sheba
30
@Zahra
0
30
@Emile
901
30
@Leonard
4,611
30
@Celine
4,451
30
@Ronja
128
30
@Luna
330
30
@Mathieu
841
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Everybody!)
Soy (soy, soy) un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Hey!)
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm gonna get close to you
You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too
I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know ya know, ya know, ya know
Here I come, I come, I come, I come
Here I come, I come, I come
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
(Help me!) I broke apart my insides
(Help me!) I've got no soul to sell
(Help me!) The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself
I wanna - you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna - you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
Blame (blame), blame, blame
You bang (bang), bang, bang, bang (bang), bang
It's not my thing, so let it go
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died, 'til you died?
Well, you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, ooh, ooh, ought-a know (hey!)
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
And someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
I love all of you
Hurt by the cold (brr!)
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
Black hole sun, won't you come?
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Won't you come?
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up
And am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?
Or am I just stoned?
Hey!
30
@Oliver
252
Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really really really wanna zigga zigga ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (you've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Hey!
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin (yes it's a sin) to live so well
Ghetto superstar - that is what you are
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, all right
All right
All Right!
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow but if the offer's shun
You might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say good-bye
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Do do do do do do
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is
Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home
'Cause it's closing time
Yeah it's closing time
We're talkin' 'bout closin' time
It's really closin' time
Hey
30
@Jasmin
221
30
@Luca
595
30
@Elina
663
30
@Lilianna
1,249
30
@Aniela
2,771
30
@Olga
485
Bdope, chiama due
Baciami in bocca, sono tuo fratello
Puoi ballare la polka con me
Perché la vita è corta e finisce sul più bello
Vuoi cagare l'Olanda con me? (Polka)
Polka
Seh, seh, alza, okay, okay
Senti che ti racconto questa stroia (storia)
Parlami bene o mi alzo e me ne vado
Se non parli di euro, mi alzo e me ne vado (vado)
Sono nel gioco, sì, Antonio Cassano (Antò)
Parlare di rap mi fa ammosciare il cazzo
Facciamo un film horror (duro)
Come una volta, si vede dal cazzo che son gentiluomo (son gentile)
Sei tutta pelosa, una noce di cocco
È tutto peloso, come piace a Rocco
Ma non è Rocco Hunt
Faccio slav squat su una zoccola
L'Italia scopa con la coppola
Con la bava come un Dobermann
Entri nel locale, ti danno del lei
Io entro nel locale, mi danno del gay
Mi dicono, "Grazie per quello che fai" (grazie)
Torno a casa scalzo come Nicolas Cage (brr, pow)
Baciami in bocca, sono tuo fratello
Puoi ballare la polka con me
Perché la vita è corta e finisce sul più bello
Vuoi cagare l'Olanda con me? (Polka)
Uff, ah, uff, ah, uff, ah, uff, ah
Mmh, è il ritmo Italiano (yeah)
La mia tipa ha una tipa, per questo che è la mia tipa (oh, è arrivato)
Ogni donna è una tipa
Ogni donna è stata o sarà la mia tipa (eh, addirittura)
Ho un problema col sesso (con la figa)
Chiamami "Figa-Ro" (chiamami figa)
Posso smettere adesso
E mi saltano addosso come un trampolino
Lo vuole così, tutto di là
Na-na-na-na-na-na-nananana
Ho fatto un'altra hit
Parlo ancora di quanto son bravo nel (a ficcare)
Baciami in bocca, sono tuo fratello
Puoi ballare la polka con me
Perché la vita è corta e finisce sul più bello
Vuoi cagare l'Olanda con me? (Polka)
Baciami in bocca, sono tuo fratello
Puoi ballare la polka con me
Perché la vita è corta e finisce sul più bello
Vuoi cagare l'Olanda con me? (Con me o no?) (Polka)
Polka
Polka
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@Robert
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Uncle Vernon
Uncle Vernon
Independent as a
Hog on ice
He's a big shot down there
At the slaughterhouse
He plays accordion
For Mr. Weiss
Uncle Bittmore and
Uncle William
Made a
Million during
World War II
But they're tightwads
And they're
Cheap skates
And they'll never give a dime to you
Auntie Mame
Has gone
Insane
She lives in
The doorway of an old hotel
And the
Radio's playing opera and
All she ever says
Is go to Hell.
Uncle Violet
Flew as pilot
He said there
Ain't no pretty
Girls in France
Now he runs a
Tiny little
Bookie joint they say
He never
Keeps it in his pants
Uncle Bill
Will never leave a will
And the tumour is as
Big as an egg
He has a mistress
She's a Puerto Rican
And I heard she has
A wooden leg.
Uncle Phil
Can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and
He's almost blind
And we must find out
Where the money is
Get it now
Before he loses his mind
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