Stiff-myster

Why's your back against the wall, say hey bud Shape up, what's up, what you feeling, huh? There's that girl that's giving you some eyes again But you ain't talking, no you're flinching You know what ya needs, little pick me up You're too stuck in your head, you need a fixer up You can get yourself right grab a dixie cup And you can fill it all night 'till you don't get up (Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, that's too much) Ho-ho-ho let me see you drink that Ho-ho-ho now let me see you down it If you left here just feeling the same You'd be asking yourself why the hell you came You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!) Get yourself right you can go all night You're too stiff, loosen up Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light You're too stiff, loosen up It ain't no party 'till you get you some Too stiff, loosen up Fun begins where inhibitions end When one's too much, ten ain't enough Catching your buzz never been so fun You could get behind that wheel You could down a couple pills You're invincible, unbeatable, the best nobody's seen before Oh man, wait, here she comes Play it cool, son, you could get if you want it Tell her that you love her and you'll want her when your sober But then leave her in the morning When you're finished and hungover (No no no don't do that) Ho-ho-ho let me see you shake that Ho-ho-ho let me see you work it Better luck next time, always next time Probably 'cause you ain't have near enough wine You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!) Get yourself right you can go all night You're too stiff, loosen up Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light You're too stiff, loosen up It ain't no party 'till you get you some Too stiff, loosen up Fun begins where inhibitions end Oh, you feeling drunk tonight aren't ya boi?! Now I've got you right where I want You're capable of things that you never thought You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!) Get yourself right you can go all night You're too stiff, loosen up Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!) It ain't no party till you get you some Too stiff, loosen up What you- Watch out for that truck boy!