Why's your back against the wall, say hey bud
Shape up, what's up, what you feeling, huh?
There's that girl that's giving you some eyes again
But you ain't talking, no you're flinching

You know what ya needs, little pick me up
You're too stuck in your head, you need a fixer up
You can get yourself right grab a dixie cup
And you can fill it all night 'till you don't get up
(Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, that's too much)

Ho-ho-ho let me see you drink that
Ho-ho-ho now let me see you down it

If you left here just feeling the same
You'd be asking yourself why the hell you came

You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!)
Get yourself right you can go all night
You're too stiff, loosen up
Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light
You're too stiff, loosen up
It ain't no party 'till you get you some
Too stiff, loosen up
Fun begins where inhibitions end

When one's too much, ten ain't enough
Catching your buzz never been so fun
You could get behind that wheel
You could down a couple pills
You're invincible, unbeatable, the best nobody's seen before

Oh man, wait, here she comes
Play it cool, son, you could get if you want it
Tell her that you love her and you'll want her when your sober
But then leave her in the morning
When you're finished and hungover (No no no don't do that)

Ho-ho-ho let me see you shake that
Ho-ho-ho let me see you work it

Better luck next time, always next time
Probably 'cause you ain't have near enough wine

You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!)
Get yourself right you can go all night
You're too stiff, loosen up
Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light
You're too stiff, loosen up
It ain't no party 'till you get you some
Too stiff, loosen up
Fun begins where inhibitions end

Oh, you feeling drunk tonight aren't ya boi?!

Now I've got you right where I want
You're capable of things that you never thought

You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!)
Get yourself right you can go all night
You're too stiff, loosen up
Drink yourself silly 'till the morning light
You're too stiff, loosen up (Hey!)
It ain't no party till you get you some
Too stiff, loosen up

What you- Watch out for that truck boy!