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Sexting - Bo Burnham

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@Marie
307
30 Sec

Sexting - song lyrics

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T

I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetic-al diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians

You send me a peach (oh)
I send a carrot back (ah)
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract

I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it (ah)
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying
Your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (thank God)

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
(Next best) sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T

No more emojis, now it's on to words
I ask, "What you're wearing?", you reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?"
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO, but I doubt that"

I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
And getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these (nights like these)
I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
(Next best) sexting
Ayy, ayy (we are sexting), AT&T

You send the pic' and say it's now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened

I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair" (that's not fair)
So I send it to you, and then my phone dies

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

(Pussy) another night on my own, yeah
(Titties) stuck in my home, yeah
(Balls) sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

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@Seth
883
Callin all the girls with the heels Preferably the ones with the ass Tell me girl are those titties real? Sorry but a nigga had to ask I say eh Callin all the girls with the heels Preferably the ones with the ass No I don't live in the hills But a nigga do got swag eh Look into my eyes you can see I'm gone Girl do you know what type of flow I'm on Word around town that I'm still unknown Huh how the fuck that sound Since I came up all the fucks bow down But anyway you see this new style I found? Lookin for a boss Ima dick then drown Put in all in hit it till she sounds What you know about Q Bitch I'm out the muthafuckin gangsta back What you know about Q Bitch I left the turf and I still be strapped Stil on the scene with a bunch of bitches Too many on my team need extra bitches One at a time yeah I fucks em senseless Gimme blowjob be my apprentice You sexy girl you sexy girl let me rock your world Get real nasty and lick your pearl And do the little thing where you make it twirl You sexy girl you sexy girl yeah I said it right Everything in life comes with a price Now drop it like it's hot and get down tonight Me and you (you) one time for the bitches (eh) Me and you (uhhh) bring a friend to be a witness (eh) Get them digits textin textin (yeah) Dog or not you guessin guessin (yeah) At my crib I'm flexin flexin (yeah) All night long we sextin sextin (yeah) Sextin sextin sextin sextin sextin sextin (I'm a tap that ass) All night long we sextin sextin Says she never been with a star And I can tell she never met a g Now get your pretty ass in the car And please don't get your pussy on my seats Says she never been with a star And I can tell she never met a g Bitch do you know who I are And a new nigga fuckin with me If you wanna hang out then you gotta blow trees If you wanna stay then you gotta bring 3 One more thing yo they gotta all drink Another heads up yo they gotta all freak Twist another wood then we pass it around Take ya to the crib unfasten your gown Yeah I'm tryna hit don't flake on me now I ain't tryna hear you ain't sext in a while What you know about q Bitch I'm out the muthafuckin gangsta back What you know about q Bitch I left the turf and I still be strapped Still on the scene with a bunch of bitches Walkin through the mall and they blow me kisses Scratchin on my balls probably call me caught me limpin Figaro boy so you know it's pimpin You sexy girl you sexy girl let me rock your world Get real nasty and lick your pearl And do the little thing where you make it twirl You sexy girl you sexy girl yeah I said it right Everything in life comes with a price Now drop it like it's hot and let me fuck tonight
23
@Weronika
0
Girl I'm just tryna get you naked All these thoughts in my head I'm goin crazy Damn papi on the beat oh yes she said it But don't think about this tipe of shit I wanna see ur ass shaking Panties down look at me you are my lady I see that rude gyal eyes that's what I'm chasing I got my right hand on your thighs the left is racing But I wanna feel that cucci wet girl While I'm driving this Mercedes We ain't got no worries cause we home alone We can do that freaky shit nobody knows Legs up in the air girl the world is yours Doggystile face down ass up girl I don't give a fuck Hot damn you looking so appalled That pussy soaking wet your nigga never seen it all She say fuck that nigga sippin' this patron And every time she tryna come right over here is for that rainfall I got the glasses girl I know You got that liquor I brought the green and you got the swisher We already high never been quicker I see those curves in that fucking mirror I got a lotta girl you are the thickest Mr steal your bitch yeah they follow me like twitter You are my private dancer I need a stripper Rap for me a little bit before we start is what she whispers Okay baby I know she know I am the winner If she calling me imma go get her Legs up peace sign like usher Raymonds Cause you the only chick I'm with never complaining Never give a fuck about this paper Nigga your girl is a fan? Send that bitch right at my table Everyday the same party Got the weed got the liquor Got the swisher and these bitches They be flirting all night A new bitch on the display I feel like it's the payday They blowing up my phone cause they tryna get the freeway Yeah she ready for the foreplay She already choose Cause there's too many niggas actin like you you're a hoe Girl I'm just tryna get you naked All these thoughts in my head I'm goin crazy Damn papi on the beat oh yes she said it But don't think about this tipe of shit I wanna see ur ass shaking
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@Jael
816
New messege from B.O.T.D.F. Sext, sext, sext, me Sext, sext, sext, me Sext, sext, sext, me Sext, sext, sext, me Less than three is just a tease Send those noodz, make me drool Hit me up - make me cum Wanna sext? I'll show you some! Sticky drama all the way Want my dick? You gotta pay! You've seen what my thumbs can do Time to use my tongue on you. Show me what ya got on my LCD Let's get down to it, so you can get down on me! Cybering is so 1999! You've got to be textually active If you wanna be mine! 'Cause... I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna rock your body! I wanna taste your sweet I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep I wanna ah! Ah! I wanna ah! Ah! Love me or hate but you want to fuck me My love is unrestricted You know you wanna lick this I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad. I know you want some more! Just woke up and Taylor Swift's pissin' in my mouth Fucked so many boys, I'm havin' a drought Im on a chat with your father 2 fingers in my mouth - 2 fingers in your mother Thong around my ankles and the webcam's on This ain't bang bus but I love double dongs My phones on vibrate, so don't stop callin' Cuz I'll slit your fucking throat unless I'm done cummin' I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna rock your body! I wanna taste your sweet I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep I wanna ah! Ah! I wanna ah! Ah! Love me or hate but you want to fuck me My love is unrestricted You know you wanna lick this I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad... There I go! Sexting all my motherfucking favorite hoes Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up! We can make you look like hobos She's texting if she should swallow Hellz ya! Go for more Parents banging down the door... Oh no! Caught with my pants down Now I gotta leave this town I ain't never looking back! I'm gonna tell your ass straight up This is how we live it up! I just don't give a fuck And if I ever gave a fuck I would be straight out of luck! I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna rock your body! I wanna taste your sweet I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep I wanna ah! Ah! I wanna ah! Ah! I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna rock your body! I wanna taste your sweet I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna fuck - Fuck your body! I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep! I wanna rock your body! I wanna taste your sweet I wanna fuck you hard! I wanna feel you deep I wanna ah! Ah! I wanna ah! Ah! Love me or hate but you want to fuck me My love is unrestricted You know you wanna lick this I'm stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had You can mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad... I know you want some more! Sexting Sexting Sexting Sexting Sexting...
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@Senna
376
This first song is called A world on fire Ahhhh! Ahhhh! This next song is a little bit longer than that one And, um It's about all the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff and it's called sad Get on my level, Maddison Picture a depressed onion cutting itself I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't...) Isn't that terrible? I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a giraffe who had a short neck That was sad, or a deer I saw an old man get hit by a train He didn't see it in the pouring rain He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!" 'Cause I didn't say anything I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad" And it was, I'm a genius I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone, directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself I saw a boy who had red hair I went to a store looking for something to buy But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy No, wait... this store sells mirrors See what I did there? Let's rock No The world's so sad, Maddison Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism But I gotta remember there's good things about it too Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! Still though it's hard not to be sad about it How do y'all do it? I've been telling you guys, terribly sad things this whole song You haven't been sad at all You've been happy, no, You've been laughing That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world I mean, not for the people that are actually sad But for the people like us, that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick Capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero! The world isn't sad The world's funny! I get it now I'm a sociopath! I saw an old man slip and fall, what a fucking idiot I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral... ha ha ha! Classic comedy Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now The Holocaust and 9-11 That shit's funny 24-7 'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about Because my empathy is bumming me out Goodbye, sadness Hello, jokes Thank you very much
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@Lorena
697
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1. Select Download Ringtone button above.
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3. Launch iTunes and drag the .m4r to the Tones folder (Under "On My Device").
Hopefully, the guides for configuring ringtones for iPhones and Android phones will make it simple for you to replace the uninteresting default sounds on your phone with your own personal favorites.



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