Problematic - Bo Burnham

Was on the verge of quittin', then you came into my life Made me feel special, maybe, it'll be alri-yight Now, I'm lost for words, so dead inside How you say you love me, when you messin' with another guy? Joke's on me, should have stayed alone Both lonely, comin' from a broken home You'd always play victim, blamin' me for everything Guess I needed time apart, so I could really think Too many bridges burned, you don't get another chance But, I'm thankful, 'cause it turned me to a better man Why the hell, can I still not get you out my head? Had to write this song, so maybe then, I can forget Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no I can spot jealousy from a mile away Projectin' insecurities, another toxic trait Pointless hours, spent up on the phone is down the drain Drown yourself in liquor, but it will not solve the pain Said I love you, such a big mistake Cannot undo, guarantee, I'll find a way Had my soul missin', but you a gold digga Ignite the fire, so I'ma light a match to go with it Too many bridges burned, you don't get another chance But, I'm thankful, 'cause it turned me to a better man Why the hell can I still not get you out my head? Had to write this song, so maybe then, I can forget Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no Never meant to be, had to let go I will never swallow my pri-yide Just know, one day will be good enough Everything heals in ti-yime Fuck love, I don't need you Can't erase the damage done Such a waste, just another heartbreak I am kinda trippin' out, as I write this sah-wong Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no Fuck love I don't need you All your lies and the bullshit, could see through Keep your memories, 'cause I won't miss All I know is I will never trust no bitch, no Fuck love I don't need you Can't erase the damage done Such a waste, just another heartbreak I am kind of trippin' out, as I write this sah-wong

(I went to a Catholic school for four years, And I also went to garage band for 20 minutes, And this is the product of that. Hit it.) All the seats at the Sunday masses Filled with the mass's massive asses Classes pass as fast as molasses Ceremonial reading glasses Read a little bit of Leviticus All the kids are a little too little for this All the parents nod in agreement - "I think I can vaguely see what he meant" It's too early in the morning glory To read another allegory story The father, reads a little bit farther Assuring the assured that they need not bother "When God, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy He meant that people, all from the start Each have slaves within their hearts Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery And then as God goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves... (Uh, he, ju-- the Bible sorta like, uh, it's like typos didn'--) In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod My god, they're starting to pray And over the music I can hear them say "Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request There's so much pain beyond this steeple, Wars and drugs and homeless people Sadness, where there should be joy! Hate, and rape, and Soulja Boy A world in darkness needs your light, so i'm sure your schedule's pretty tight But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus! Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place "Hail Mary full of Grace" Obama, could you pass some hope to the Pope I know a couple dude's who wanna elope See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope The bros can grope but the bros can't cope They've been in love and they've been addicted Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted Cause you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but You can't have Benedicts because there's only one pope and only one dick What? Yeah, a dick on a Pope is Just like a soap on a rope cause it's Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen! Hallelujah, now it's raining men, Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire It was Oedipus, and those holy nights The holy motherfucking Christ I'm a blasphemah post-Katrina cruising the marina, on a crusade to cruise aids And blast FEMA You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya Amen, In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost Head, shoulders, knees and toes Turn up your nose, strike that pose HEY MACARENA!