No One Knows Who I Am - Kate Shindle

So it's a beautiful day to be playing this song It's one of my favorites I love playing this way This is so fucking nice, right? It's like different... Every time it comes off different Like... And I love it Beautiful!

Time it was I had a dream And you're that dream come true. If I had the world to give I'd give it all to you. I'll take you to the mountains, I will take you to the sea. I'll show you how this life became a miracle to me. You'll fly away, but take my hand until that day. So when they ask how far love goes When my job's done you'll be the one who knows. All the things you treasure most Will be the hardest won. I will watch you struggle long Before the answers come. But I won't make it harder, I'll be there to cheer you on. I'll shine the light that guides you down The road you're walking on. You'll fly away, but take my hand until that day. So when they ask how far love goes When my job's done you'll be the one who knows. Before the mountains call to you, Before you leave this home, Wanna teach your heart to trust As I will teach my own. But sometimes I will ask the moon Where it shined upon you last And shake my head and laugh and say It all went by so fast. You'll fly away, but take my hand until that day. So when they ask how far love goes When my job's done you'll be the one who knows.

Oh, what have we here, he must be three or four Checking out of the booth on his way back to war And he's not looking for a father or a mother Just a seven year old brother On this match line border camp of refugees I am the one who will remember everything I am the one who will remember everything So where are we now, he must be five or six Just running around, hungry kids, sharpen sticks And he will grow with pain, and fear, and jealousy Taking in by school of zealotry Who trained orphans to make orphans evermore I am the one who will remember everything I am the one who will remember everything I am the one who will remember everything I am the one who will remember everything We drink the smoke, we ride the noise We drink the smoke, we ride the noise And you say it's necessary And you forget the ordinary

Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top But I see a woman who doesn't have to I used to pray for the day you'd leave Swore up and down you did not belong But when I'm wrong then I say I'm wrong And I was wrong about you So listen up I see no end to what you'll achieve That's only if you don't turn and run You proved it to me now show everyone What you can do And you look great in dark blue Get back in the game(Oo- Back on the case (oo-) Take a good look at my face (oo) I'm not a fool (oo-) And as a rule (oo) I do not bond (never known her to bond) But I see a star (oo shalala) You're my new muse (oo shalala) You've got the best freaking shoes (oo shalala) And you lit a fuse So go show em who's Legally blonde (shalalalalala) Yes you lit a fuse Go show em who's Legally Sorry Vivienne I'm never wearing that again Um honey you're in the supply closet I know! I said I'm never wearing that again I'm wearing this! Back in the game (yes) Back to the trail (yes) But I'm going back in my style (back in her style) Girls it's a fact (yes) When you're attacked (yes) Got to respond (got to got to got to respond) Hand me my dog (dog) Hand me my bag (bag) And that American flag (got to be American) Cause nobody screws (no) With somebody who's (who) Legally blonde Get on your feet cause she's legally blonde Kicked to the street cause she's legally blonde There's no retreat when you're legally blonde Yeah Don't be afraid to be legally blonde Join the parade cause she's Honey look she's leading a parade Mom and dad Get a picture Just one more please cause she's legally blonde Everyone say cheese! No say legally blonde (legally blonde) Cause she's legally blonde Cause she's legally blonde Yes she's legally blonde Oh my god Elle Oh thanks great chorus But I don't need voices in my head today Honey it's us The girls of delta nu We came to see Our president be Legally blonde (president be cause she's legally blonde) You got a right to be legally blonde You got a right to be legally blonde yeah Collette I've got another package Thanks Kyle B O'Boyle Hey what does the B stand for Brendan Ho Ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Hey Aaaaa Aaaaa Aaaaa Aa Back in the game Back in the fray Get the hell out of her way (out of her way) Mr you're fired (what?) Guess whom I hired (who?) To represent me You gotta be (yeah you gotta be) Yeah you gotta be Yeah you gotta be Legally blonde (legally blonde oh yeah) Legally blonde (legally blonde oh yeah) Legally blonde (legally blonde oh yeah) Legally blonde oh yeah!

You are the treasure that I seeked You were close to me yet I did not know The love that I seeked for many years Was right beside Me Yet I couldn't feel it When I close my eyes (My eyes) I see you coming to me My girl I didn't know that it was our hearts speaking To each other When the breeze of love (Of love) Flow you to me my Girl (My Angel) I thought it was an everlasting love But it hurts me to see you go You made me cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me alone I wish...(I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me cry When you said you were going (When you were leaving) I cried When you left me alone I wish... (I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart ... oooh You are the treasure that I seeked You were close to me and I did not Know The love that I seeked for many years Was right Beside me Yet I couldn't feel it When I close my eyes (My eyes) I see you coming to me My girl I didn't know that it was our hearts speaking To each other When the breeze of love (Of love) Flow you to me my girl (My Angel) I thought it was an everlasting love But it hurts me to see you go You Made me cry When you said you were going I cried...(i cried) When you left me alone I wish...(I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me cry When you said you were going (When you were leaving) I cried When you left me alone I wish... (I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me Cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me alone I Wish I could hold hold you close Once again to my heart You made me Cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me Alone I wish I could hold you close Once again to my heart

There! Right there! Look at that tanned, well tended skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please, he's gay, totally gay I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate The totally straight expatriate This guy's not gay, I say not gay That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who wears perfume Is automatically, radically fae? But look at his coiffed and crispy locks Look at his silk translucent socks There's the eternal paradox Look, what we're seeing What are we seeing? Is he gay? Of course he's gay! Or European? Oh... Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European? Well, hey don't look at me You see, they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They both say things like, "Ciao bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks Oh, please Gay or European? So many shades of grey Depending on the time of day, the French go either way Is he gay or European or- There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetero jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way! That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to presume That a hottie in that costume Is automatically, radically Ironically, chronically Certainly, flirtingly Genetically, medically Gay, officially gay Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay Damnit! Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed But they bring their boys up different There, it's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code Yeah, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy-toed (huh) Gay or European? So many shades of grey But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro- Wait a minute Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try The floor is yours So, Mr. Argitakos This alleged affair with Ms. Wyndham has been going on for? Two years And your first name again is? Nikos And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos I-I sorry, I misunderstand! You said "boyfriend", I thought you said "best friend" Carlos is my best friend You bastard, you lying bastard! That's it, I no cover for you, no more Peoples, I have an big announcement This man is gay and European Whoa! And neither is disgrace You've got to stop, you're being a completely closet case It's me not her he's seeing No matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming one man cabaret I'm straight! You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay (and European) He's gay (and European) He's gay (and European and gay) Fine, okay, I'm gay Hooray!