Two hot chicks, Joe's Bar and Grill Got into a tussle like bad girls will Out of the bar to the parking lot Fussing and a-cussing over what I got From the parking lot took to the woods You gotta know, honey, that I got the goods Champagne blonde and a hot brunette I'm about as fired up as you can get (Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out (Cat fight) Glory be (Cat fight) Over a dog like me Champagne blonde and a hot brunette Fightin' in the rain all soaking wet In stiletto heels, throwing down Those girls taking onto the ground Rumbling, a-tumbling, a crazy loud All that action drew a crowd Cops showed up, long story short They hauled us off to kangaroo court (Cat fight) The fur was flying (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying (Cat fight) Ooh-wee (Cat fight) Over a dog like me Miss Lady Judge, she banged her gavel She said, Hey Slim, let's me and you travel Screw named Jane said, not so fast Me and that boy could have a blast District Attorney said, I object I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet The court went crazy, fur was flying Them chicks was nuts, I ain't lying (Cat fight) That's what I'm talking about (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out (Cat fight) Ooh glory be (Cat fight) Over a dog like me (Cat fight) The fur was flying (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying (Cat fight) Ooh-wee (Cat fight) Over a dog like me

He never tells me that he's sick of this house He never says, "Why don't you get off that couch?" He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out I want you to love me like my dog He never says I need a new attitude Him and my sister ain't always in a feud When I leave the seat up, he don't think that's rude I want you to love me like my dog does baby When I come home want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my dog He never acts like he don't care for my friends He never asks me "Where 'n the hell have you been?" He don't play dead when I want to pet him I want you to love my like my dog does, honey He never says, "I wish you made more money" He always thinks that pull my finger's funny I want you to love me like my dog He don't get made at me and throw a major fit When I say his sister is a bitch I want you to love me like my dog does, baby When I come home, want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my dog I want you to love me like my dog does, baby