Two hot chicks, Joe's Bar and Grill
Got into a tussle like bad girls will
Out of the bar to the parking lot
Fussing and a-cussing over what I got
From the parking lot took to the woods
You gotta know, honey, that I got the goods
Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
I'm about as fired up as you can get

(Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about
(Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out
(Cat fight) Glory be
(Cat fight) Over a dog like me

Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
Fightin' in the rain all soaking wet
In stiletto heels, throwing down
Those girls taking onto the ground
Rumbling, a-tumbling, a crazy loud
All that action drew a crowd
Cops showed up, long story short
They hauled us off to kangaroo court

(Cat fight) The fur was flying
(Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying
(Cat fight) Ooh-wee
(Cat fight) Over a dog like me

Miss Lady Judge, she banged her gavel
She said, Hey Slim, let's me and you travel
Screw named Jane said, not so fast
Me and that boy could have a blast
District Attorney said, I object
I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet
The court went crazy, fur was flying
Them chicks was nuts, I ain't lying

(Cat fight) That's what I'm talking about
(Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out
(Cat fight) Ooh glory be
(Cat fight) Over a dog like me
(Cat fight) The fur was flying
(Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying
(Cat fight) Ooh-wee
(Cat fight) Over a dog like me