Well Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls! Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha biatch! Come on! You all know the words Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch (la-la-la-la) And she has stupid hair (la-la-la-la) She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (bitch!) Talk to kids around the world It might got a little bit something like this Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Kyle's mom's a bitch So that's what he says She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew Kyle's mom is a dirty bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean old bitch (la-la-la-la) And she has stupid hair (la-la-la-la) She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle's mom She's a big fat fucking bitch Get off my fucking bitch Kyle's mom Yeah! Cha!

With cowboy boots upon his feet, Look both ways before you cross the street. I saw you flying like a superstar, Off the hood of some offending car. The ambulance came right away. Across the street, I heard him say: "Al I got hit by a car, You're a good friend Al, that's what you are." Crushed like green velour, You can't keep him down. Who will mind the store When Kyle's out of town? Crushed like green velour, You can't keep him down. Who will mind the store When Kyle's out of town? Kyle got hurt pretty bad. I guess he earned his victim badge. He's an eagle scout with broken bones. Eating Percosets and ice cream cones. 9: 30 Club seems far away. But I swear I still can hear him say: "Al I got hit by a car. You're a good friend Al, that's what you are." Crushed like green velour, You can't keep him down. Who will mind the store When Kyle's out of town? Crushed like green velour, You can't keep him down. Who will mind the store When Kyle's out of town?

Alright everyone, listen up Tonight one of our students has put together a song About a very important issue It's a song about how there are certain times To not be on your phone I hope you all listen carefully People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone We all have to agree (ah, ah) To change it somehow (ah, ah) Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah) To end it right now (ah, ah) Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down You might do something dumb and cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're leader of the U.S.A We'll put it down If at any point today you're being a president Put down your mobile device (Put it down) If I'm on the phone I will not get behind the desk of an oval office (Put it down) I'll take the pledge I'll take the pledge And I'll take the pledge (No one cares) What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye! Well put it down if you're president today Everybody stop being president today Hey Brian, look I was just elected president That's great Nancy Now put down your phone Right! (Ah ah ah, ah ah-aah, aaah) (Put it down) Give a standing ovation For suicide in our nation Or I will rip my own guts out Without one hesitation Dedication, that's what it's taken To waken people to care And yet my future's so hazy My girlfriend's making me crazy But still I'm working so hard You know, just trying to hold on 'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone And all the voices start solo But everyday I hear them grow Sayin': "Eric, don't do it, don't do it, nooo (nooo-, nooo-)" Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down You might do something dumb And cause an accident We all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the U.S.A We'll put it down (Put it down) I'm not gonna do it, you guys It worked I'm not gonna do it