California Love - XtraGreen_

Damn it! You guys, this is all Kyle's mom fault! Shut up Cartman! Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club And all because she's a big fat stupid bitch! Don't say it Cartman! Well Don't do it Cartman! Well I'm warning you! Okay, okay I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bi- Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch! Come on, you all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦 La mère de Kyle est une pute C'est pour ça qu'on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la) She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh) Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Uh, Cartman) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom Yeah, cha What? Oh, fuck

Alright everyone, listen up Tonight one of our students has put together a song About a very important issue It's a song about how there are certain times To not be on your phone I hope you all listen carefully People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone We all have to agree (ah, ah) To change it somehow (ah, ah) Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah) To end it right now (ah, ah) Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down You might do something dumb and cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're leader of the U.S.A We'll put it down If at any point today you're being a president Put down your mobile device (Put it down) If I'm on the phone I will not get behind the desk of an oval office (Put it down) I'll take the pledge I'll take the pledge And I'll take the pledge (No one cares) What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye! Well put it down if you're president today Everybody stop being president today Hey Brian, look I was just elected president That's great Nancy Now put down your phone Right! (Ah ah ah, ah ah-aah, aaah) (Put it down) Give a standing ovation For suicide in our nation Or I will rip my own guts out Without one hesitation Dedication, that's what it's taken To waken people to care And yet my future's so hazy My girlfriend's making me crazy But still I'm working so hard You know, just trying to hold on 'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone And all the voices start solo But everyday I hear them grow Sayin': "Eric, don't do it, don't do it, nooo (nooo-, nooo-)" Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down You might do something dumb And cause an accident We all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the U.S.A We'll put it down (Put it down) I'm not gonna do it, you guys It worked I'm not gonna do it