Kanely (Boner M Mix) - Johan Platt

I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta Lynn I fucked Barbara Mandrill and I fucked all of her kin I fucked Minnie Pearl, I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds My Country it won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down it won't go down Fucked Willie Nelson, I fucked him deep inside I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I fucked Dwight Yoakum Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him I fucked the Judds I fucked the Judds My Country it won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down it won't go down I fucked Alabama, I fucked the Oakridge Boys I fucked Randy Travis with a 12 inch plastic toy I fucked the cast of Hee Haw I fucked Glen Campbell I fucked him on a see saw My Country it won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down It won't go down it won't go down

6 men sit with the dice and the cards Matchbox clip for the stogey cigars Roll in the crypt hope for triple the price Dish licked cleaned by fixing a slice Cap hits the head then it's all gone Now the rats in the bed smoking Paul Mall Stacking cash because my acts really dirtball Burning trash I'm attached to the curveballs Card filling up as I pray for a Yahtzee Stars run amok in the day it be sloppy Night falls down like the rain in the tropics Life turns great at the gaze of a Sonic Searching for the right means to write lyrics If I flake on the gang that's a light hearing Walk the strife of a kite with a high ceiling I would cry but I'm high rocking dry feelings Now I'm catching my groove Stepping like it's yogurt coming out of the tube Purple nugs are sticky when they hit me in my city Throat burnt like the crust of a goon Mustard in spoon throw it on the dog with the shrooms Taking trips to higher than the moon Making shit that's flier than a hybrid whipping tyrant Sporting cuts of a much rich booze 6 men sit with the dice and the cards Matchbox clip for the stogey cigars Roll in the crypt hope for triple the price Dish licked cleaned by fixing a slice Cap hits the head then it's all gone Now the rats in the bed smoking Paul Mall Stacking cash because my acts really dirtball Burning trash I'm attached to the curveballs Big bad wolf blowing down your house Feel the seat switch gauge as I change the route I'm gonna take that stage there was never a doubt That I could grow to tree from the ground of a sprout I'm locked in like I was never before I saw the devil pushing pedals spawning endless of clones I cannot settle got to rebel no benevolent flows I'm on a level so untouchable by enemy foes

Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me Rolling 10 deep with the Henny on my lap Strike fear in the hearts leading any attack He weird doing art it's perennial task Steer in the car while I'm hitting the gas Lighting the Runtz Open the sack hoe I'm fighting the crumbs Rolling the bag stashing wives in the trunk Got the holes in the flag with the stripes of a skunk I'm fucking writing the drums Hoe I've been bad they tried to cage the husky up Cheddar boys is back up in this bitch and we ain't giving fucks Putting up the knuckles for a tussle with the pillager Digging holes in yards because we was up to something sinister Shrooms in the belly of a couple fucking idiots Tunes turn the party to a function with affiliates Stay inside the crib unless accompanied by Lillian I was rocking fits that I'd now consider hideous Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me Since a boy I was drawing on these illustrations Like a bear I be coming out of hibernation Now the choice mine to get it generated New landscape surrounds me getting acclimated Landed in the perfect spot my moves are calculated Live the life I want and all the haters say congratulations Now I'm making moves and all you still fucking graduated Floating off a blinker like I'm Fulcrum I evaporated Walk with the chunk as my bones grow Frozone Rolling cones of blow as I choke on froyo Swing with the swag of a bouncy yo-yo Tread through the snow like a husky silk cloak Stay with the dogs and we teething milk bones They put me back to the age if Flintstones Rock with the swag of a car that's been towed Rats in the pad and they breathing mid smoke Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me Real shit they was sleeping on me But I change like the folds in the origami Paving lanes and I roll better who could stop me Chunky bold I'm a go getter you can watch me

Dear Evan Hansen We've been way too out of touch Things have been crazy And it sucks that we don't talk that much But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight Why would you write that? I'm just trying to tell the truth. This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it. I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard Hard? Has been bad Bad? Has been rough Kinky! And I miss talking about life and other stuff Very specific. Shut up! I like my parents Who says that? I love my parents But each day's another fight If I stop smoking drugs Then everything might be alright Smoking drugs? Just fix it! If I stop smoking crack Crack?! If I stop smoking pot Then everything might be alright I'll take your advice I'll try to be more nice I'll turn it around Wait and see 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me Are we done yet? Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know? Oh my god. Dear Connor Murphy, Yes, I also miss our talks Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks No. I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees No! You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise Absolutely not. Dude, I'm proud of you Just keep pushing through You're turning around I can see Just wait and see! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me My sister's hot What the hell! My bad. Dear Evan Hansen, Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad Well anyway! You're getting better every day I'm getting better every day We're getting better every day Hey hey hey hey! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely Miss you dearly Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me

I was walking down 57th street towards Park With the same old song in my same old heart Making plans I'm gonna do when I get older Passed a gray-haired man and I found his eyes It's like he knew my thoughts and he read my mind Saying life is gonna find you when it's supposed to Felt my feet stop short and I turned my head Tried to lean into every word he said Then he said When you are younger You'll wish you're older Then when you're older You'll wish for time to turn around Don't let your wonder turn into closure When you get older When you get older Have I killed my thoughts right before their prime? Have I bit my tongue one too many times? Have I said it all the way I really meant to? If I wait 'til my tomorrow comes Is the waiting all I've ever done? And will I get to Get to know myself in the place I am Get to fall in love with another man and understand When you are younger You'll wish you're older Then when you're older You'll wish for time to turn around Don't let your wonder turn into closure When you get older When you get older When you are younger You'll wish you're older When you get older You'll wish for time to turn around Don't let your wonder turn into closure When you get older When you get older

Wish that I'd known this feeling was coming When I was crying over you Now that you're gone I carry nothing It feels like flying Boy, I used to throw a party over every little thing you'd do Never going back Never going back to that Heartsick little lover boy who went and lost himself in you 'Cause now I'm feeling so brand New, new, new Oh, I've never felt so brand New, new, new Oh, I've never felt so brand I paid a price, worked and I wallowed Burned all your letters Just for fun All of that time is easy to swallow Now that I'm better Oh, and somewhere in your room I left my virtue and my favorite shoes I don't want 'em back Never give 'em back to me You can walk a mile in 'em Tell me how they feel on you I'll be busy being so brand New, new, new Oh, I've never felt so brand New, new, new Oh, I've never felt so brand new So brand new Never felt so brand So brand new Never felt so brand So brand new So brand new, oh No, I've never felt so brand new New, new, new Never felt so brand New, new, new (So brand new) Oh, I've never felt so brand new (So brand new) I've never felt so brand new