Well pick yourself up Before you come Pick yourself up Before it's too long Well I said pick yourself up Well pick yourself up before Before you come Before it's too long

Ow, hey Tell me what you're Gonna do about that Tell me what you're gonna do I got to know about that Is your love for real Do you know how I feel Tell me what you're Gonna do about that I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Come on I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine mama Come and give me a chance Hey, hey, hey I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine looker Gonna make me prance Come on, hey, hey You need someone to love you I'm the one I'm a good fine loving Son of a gun Come on, hey Do ya, do ya I love you, yes, I do With all my heart and soul I need you, yes, I do Don't let my love grow cold Squeeze me tight Hold me right Make me know you're mine Do you need all my love Yes, it's always fine I want you, yes, I do With all my heart and soul I need you, yes, I do Don't let my love grow cold Ahhh, Good God I said it's good now I said, baby, it's good now Come on, bring me up Lift me up on the other side I said you got to lift me up On the other side You got to lift me I said, ah, on the other You got to lift me up Good God, come on Bring your, bring your Bring your, aaahhh Good God You got to lift me up On the other side You, you, you, you, you I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Hey, hey, hey I feel it You know that I feel it You know that I feel it I got ants in my pants And I need to dance Some big fine mama Come and give me a chance Hey, hey, hey You need someone to love you I'm the one I'm a good hard fighting Loving son of a gun

Well, it's wet like pee. But it smells like poop. When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs. Then it bounces right back all over your bum! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip: Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear. So always make sure you got a toilet near! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated. But those are just the ones who are constipated! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.

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Everybodys got butt cheeks Everybodys got big hole butt cheeks Everytime you sit down, you sitting on your butt cheeks When you spread your butt cheeks apart You have room for your poop to come out of your butt Yes you do Those good hole, butt cheeks So nice You gotta wipe your butt cheeks out of your poop After you sit down to poop Inside your butt cheeks are filled with little pieces of poop Yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks You got cheeks on your face, you also got cheeks on your butt The poop comes out from between your butt cheeks Butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks When you gotta go to poop real bad But you're not near toilet you squeeze your butt Cheeks together to keep the poop from coming out Yeah yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks Yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks, butt cheeks Butt cheeks, ooh butt cheeks Yeah yeah yeah yeah butt cheeks, butt cheeks

You know, I wipe really hard And my toilet paper is weak Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing Up against my poopy butt-cheek And I am completely unaware Of what's goin' on down there Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails When the toilet paper breaks There is nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Everytime I try to clean it up I fail Never ever, ever, ever gonna win Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin In my fingernails poop in my fingernails Tried the clipper, tried the brush Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub But you're only going to get so much When the toilet paper breaks There's nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove Every one of your fingernails I know, I know it might seem extreme But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that They're ever gonna be completely clean