Let's leave it with me, just step by step Sorry that I'm quick of foot, I'll walk your step I'm wondering now, where is your wings? Tremble lips and blurry eyes and your pink cheeks Let's leave it with me, just step by step Sorry that I'm quick of foot, I'll walk your step I'm wondering now, where is your wings? Tremble lips and blurry eyes and your pink cheeks And we should make the plan, then actual date and time, will you? You never say for sure, I wanna know how you think and feel La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, that I wanna say is People might be watching, that is what I'm wanting 네게 보이는 halo, maybe I'm weirdo All my friends are talkin', but I don't give a shit 눈에 보이는 halo, maybe I'm the weirdo Let's leave it with me, just step by step Sorry that I'm quick of foot, I'll walk your step I'm wondering now, where is your wings? Tremble lips and blurry eyes and your pink cheeks And we should make the plan, then actual date and time, will you? You never say for sure, I wanna know how you think and feel La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, that I wanna say is People might be watching, that is what I'm wanting 네게 보이는 halo, maybe I'm weirdo All my friends are talkin', but I don't give a shit 눈에 보이는 halo, maybe I'm the weirdo Say that you're the one I need, I loved you since I kissed your cheeks Say that you're the one I need, I loved you since I kissed your cheeks

Well, it's wet like pee. But it smells like poop. When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs. Then it bounces right back all over your bum! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip: Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear. So always make sure you got a toilet near! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated. But those are just the ones who are constipated! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.

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You know, I wipe really hard And my toilet paper is weak Sometimes I break right through and my fingernail is rubbing Up against my poopy butt-cheek And I am completely unaware Of what's goin' on down there Until I pull my finger out of my butt and I stare at Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop, poop, poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails When the toilet paper breaks There is nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get it completely clean Poop in my fingernails Poop in my fingernails Everytime I try to clean it up I fail Never ever, ever, ever gonna win Because the fecal matter is hiding deep down where the nail meets the skin In my fingernails poop in my fingernails Tried the clipper, tried the brush Scrub a dub, scrub a dub-dub But you're only going to get so much When the toilet paper breaks There's nothing left standing in between Poop and your fingernails And you're never truly gonna get them completely clean If you want the cleanliness of your fingernails to improve Go down to the nail salon and ask them if they'll remove Every one of your fingernails I know, I know it might seem extreme But I'm tellin' you that's the only way that They're ever gonna be completely clean

Oh man I pooped my pants again Right in front of my family and my friends It's not that I have a problem with controlling It's just that we were here in this alley bowling And I was in the middle of the best round of my life I wanted to impress my family and my wife (we've been having troubles) It's started when I scored my second strike I was in just the kinda rythm that I liked That's when my bowels told me it was time to get moving I told them to slow down don't mess this up I'm grooving I kept getting strikes and I thought I was gonna make it But then my bowels decided that they couldn't take it I stood there with my cheeks in a tight tight squeeze But that wasn't enough cause the poop started dripping past my knees! Let it all over the alley floor The owner came and told me that I couldn't bowl there any more I begged him saying "I'm just two strikes away from a perfect game!" He didn't care at all about that, he just called me a nasty name And of course now my wife wants to Go through with the divorce after all I guess next time I'm gonna answer when nature calls.