I found a book on how to be invisible Take a pinch of keyhole And fold yourself up You cut along a dotted line You think inside out And you're invisible Eye of Braille Hem of anorak Stem of wallflower Hair of doormat I found a book on how to be invisible On the edge of the labyrinth Under a veil you must never lift Pages that you must never turn In the labyrinth You stand in front of a million doors And each one holds a million more Corridors that lead to the world Of the invisible Corridors that twist and turn Corridors that blister and burn Eye of Braille Hem of anorak Stem of wallflower Hair of doormat Is that the wind from the desert song? Is that the autumn leaf falling? Or is that you walking home? Is that the wind from the desert song? Is that the autumn leaf falling? Or is that you walking home? Is that a storm in the swimming pool? You take a pinch of keyhole And fold yourself up You cut along a dotted line You think inside out You jump 'round three times You jump into the mirror And you're invisible

Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth No you don't know what happened And you never will if You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall Where you've had me for hours Till I'm sure what I want But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way Please keep your hands down And stop raising your voice It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice It's a simple suggestion can you give me some time So just say yes or no Why can't you shoulder the blame Coz both my shoulders are heavy From the weight of us both You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth You've not heard a single word I have said... Oh my God Please take it easy it can't all be my fault I haven't made half the mistakes That you've listed so far Oh baby let me explain something It's all down to drugs At least I remember taking that and not a lot else It seems I've stepped over lines You've drawn again and again But if the ecstacy's in, the wit is definitely out Dr. Jekyll is wrestin' Hyde for my pride

Yo-yo-yolk, how are you? Aren't you feeling so cool? You're about to learn how to be an eggdog We are, teacher, we are ready Can you teach us, teacher (ayy, ha-ha) To be eggy eggy? First, you've got to be true Just to know what to do You're one of a kind, an eggdog We are, teacher, we are ready (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Can you teach us, teacher To be eggy eggy? Strech up to the sky I guess that's easier said than done (easier said than done) If you eat the strawberries you'll be fine So let's all have some fun Come on, everyone Eggdog Oh, eggdog Oh, eggdog Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah You're a sneaky little eggdogster Aren't you, aren't you? You're a sneaky little eggdogster Aren't you, aren't you? But you're eggdog us I can feel it So would you like a bone? Eggdog Oh, eggdog (eggdog) Oh, eggdog (oh, oh, oh) Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah, yeah

For you I'd fly to the moon Full my pockets with stars Just to bring them back to you I'd climb the highest mountain And through the thinnest air And pick your favorite flower Just to place it in you hair And I know you'd do the same for me Walk across the fire Swim across the sea Cuz it's love, it's love, it's love That's how it's supposed to be For you I'd move just anywhere A flat outside Paris A room in Carol Square I'd carry you from miles if your legs are giving in Be there with the aloe when the sun is burning your skin And I know you'd do the same for me Walk across the fire Swim across the sea Cuz it's love, it's love, it's love That's how it's supposed to be It's love, it's love, it's love That's how it's supposed to be It's love, it's love, it's love That's how it's supposed to be

This is only the beginning Four shots deep, I'm out alone again 'Cause I don't really know who to call friend, yeah Shoulda stayed home but I'd rather pretend That I'm not gonna lose it I know what I'm doing, yeah I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21 But I still don't know How to be human Still don't know How to be human I don't know What I am doing? Please tell me How to be human 4 a.m. and I can't sleep again I don't know God but I know that I've sinned I wanna love but I have thicker skin Now that somebody has hurt me Heart was broken early, yeah I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21 But I still don't know How to be human Still don't know How to be human I don't know What I am doing? Please tell me How to be human (Bending all my bones for you) (I don't know what's left of me) (What am I supposed to do?) I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21

How much skin do I have to strip to get To the realest layer of myself I seem to get nowhere It seems to not be real (ooh) Here I go again Don't recognize what I use to be before And I go again Trying to change Ain't the same Everyday I don't remember what life really was Not the one rewritten in my memories So I can't judge what made me If there ever was an is a me What comes to mind when they hear my name Here I go (Here I go) Don't recognize what I was use to be before And I go again Tryna change (Tryna change) Ain't the same Everyday Everyday Everyday Everyday Everyday Everyday Everyday Everyday

The boss is acting cautious Blood visions of his coffin Oh look! It's Jim from The Office Now shit's getting raucous Now we're shutting off the faucets Make that bitch run for congress Just to see if they can stop this We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances You can thank me for my service Here's your drink, and there's the furnace The dirt is my purpose Time to dirty up the dirtless OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands We're bubbling up to the surface Causing trouble and causing disturbances We're bubbling up to the surface Stare into the eye of the noble earthworm This singular eye exists in it's rectum Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret Yes earthworms do feel pain And I do more drugs than a Green Beret OOWEEOO underground like the earthworm OOWEEOO making sound that's the art form OOWEEOO now move around like the earthworm Look at the plants dance They're doing hand stands Little pet worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it Worm I just fed it You ask me what's the word I just said it When I was a child went outside and played All around with a shovel and dug in the ground Look at all the little wormies I found Look at all the little wormies I found Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one Ooo look at this one Ooo look at that one This one has the face of a man I wish to hold it in my hand Now let the worm speak Pardon me if my vocabulary seems just a little bit nasty It just so happens that I don't really care And if you got a problem with me or the words that spill out of my mouth Shut the fuck up and hold my beer That's right bitch blame the worm Blame the worm for all that you've learned Pesky little devils keep you up at night Hey, u up? Ha ha ha ha ha When you wish upon a fart... Ha ha ha ha ha I stink so bad that I smell like shite Yes I stink so bad that I smell like shite I do a British accent on this bitch ass mic It's probably safe to say that I'm a little bit nasty A little bit nasty Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Man I gotta piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm Piss like a racehorse Shit like the earthworm

Water me down, about 2/3 of my weight Pressed to the ground; I guess gravity's doing it's thing My eyes are fixed to the clouds I just wanna float away What could make me feel this way What could help me seal my fate Watermelon CLA- WWC me All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want... Watermelon White Claw Wake up in the morning it's a watermelon White Claw Tell mother I love her, and a watermelon White Claw Running late for work, cause watermelon White Claw Show up to work, I got a backpack full of them All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I've ever wanted, yes it's all I've ever wanted All I really want All I really want All I really want All I really want It's been a month since my feet touched dirt Fizzy bubbles turned me into an artificial extrovert It's an artificial slap in the face In artificial outer space Artificially amazing grace Artificial-all-over-the-place What could make me feel this way What could help me seal my fate 15 cups-a-day is my daily fluid intake Daily fluid intake All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want... Watermelon White Claw Wake up in the morning it's a watermelon White Claw Tell mother I love her, and a watermelon White Claw Running late for work, cause watermelon White Claw Show up to work, I got a backpack full of them All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw All I really want is a watermelon White Claw Watermelon White Claw