If you all want to know, I can show you How to be real Just don't hold back applause as I cause you How to be real Don't be afraid to ask questions And don't be afraid to sound dumb You aren't going to learn anything If you can't hear the sound of my drum I know the purple onion is a tough pill to swallow But just let it stretch your throat out It's as soft as marshmallows I know the purple onion is a tough pill to swallow But just let it stretch your throat out You'll be glad that you followed If you think you deserve it to learn it How to be real It's my service to stir up the words of How to be real Without a trick of the trade or tractors to unearth it Got a lifetime to decide if it was worth it Without a trick of the trade or tractors to unearth it Got a lifetime to decide if it was worth it Without a trick of the trade or tractors to unearth it Got a lifetime to decide if it was worth it

Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth No you don't know what happened And you never will if You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall Where you've had me for hours Till I'm sure what I want But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way Please keep your hands down And stop raising your voice It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice It's a simple suggestion can you give me some time So just say yes or no Why can't you shoulder the blame Coz both my shoulders are heavy From the weight of us both You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth You've not heard a single word I have said... Oh my God Please take it easy it can't all be my fault I haven't made half the mistakes That you've listed so far Oh baby let me explain something It's all down to drugs At least I remember taking that and not a lot else It seems I've stepped over lines You've drawn again and again But if the ecstacy's in, the wit is definitely out Dr. Jekyll is wrestin' Hyde for my pride

Yo-yo-yolk, how are you? Aren't you feeling so cool? You're about to learn how to be an eggdog We are, teacher, we are ready Can you teach us, teacher (ayy, ha-ha) To be eggy eggy? First, you've got to be true Just to know what to do You're one of a kind, an eggdog We are, teacher, we are ready (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Can you teach us, teacher To be eggy eggy? Strech up to the sky I guess that's easier said than done (easier said than done) If you eat the strawberries you'll be fine So let's all have some fun Come on, everyone Eggdog Oh, eggdog Oh, eggdog Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah You're a sneaky little eggdogster Aren't you, aren't you? You're a sneaky little eggdogster Aren't you, aren't you? But you're eggdog us I can feel it So would you like a bone? Eggdog Oh, eggdog (eggdog) Oh, eggdog (oh, oh, oh) Oh, eggdog, eggdog, yeah, yeah

He told me that he loved me more than most That he could be the one to take me home (But am I good enough to) Be the everything that he could want? He told me that he loved me more than most Been lookin' for a non-material love Soon as I find it, I'll be fuckin' it up (break it up) Like I ain't made a mess here often enough Not enough, not enough, not enough, not enough, no, no, no Will no one ever show me how to be lonely? End up on my own almost every night I must be the only Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Ain't nobody can hold me like the way you hold me End up on my own almost every night I must be the only Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely (But am I good enough to) Tell you that I love you more than most? That you could be the one to take me home? (But am I good enough to) To give you everything that you will hold? In truth, I'm being honest, I don't know Been lookin' for a non-material love Soon as I find it, I'll be fuckin' it up (break it up) Like I ain't made a mess here often enough Not enough, not enough, not enough, not enough, no, no, no Will no one ever show me how to be lonely? End up on my own almost every night I must be the only Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely But am I good enough to- Hmm (be lonely) Yeah, yeah Will no one ever show me how to be lonely? End up on my own almost every night I must be the only Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Ain't nobody can hold me, I like the way you hold me End up on my own almost every night I must be the only Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (lonely) Oh, oh, oh Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (be lonely) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (be lonely) Oh, oh, oh Feeling like losing you'll show me how to be lonely

This is only the beginning Four shots deep, I'm out alone again 'Cause I don't really know who to call friend, yeah Shoulda stayed home but I'd rather pretend That I'm not gonna lose it I know what I'm doing, yeah I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21 But I still don't know How to be human Still don't know How to be human I don't know What I am doing? Please tell me How to be human 4 a.m. and I can't sleep again I don't know God but I know that I've sinned I wanna love but I have thicker skin Now that somebody has hurt me Heart was broken early, yeah I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21 But I still don't know How to be human Still don't know How to be human I don't know What I am doing? Please tell me How to be human (Bending all my bones for you) (I don't know what's left of me) (What am I supposed to do?) I call you but you never pick up Maybe I'm just asking too much, yeah Thought I'd knew it all by 21

You are the treasure that I seeked You were close to me yet I did not know The love that I seeked for many years Was right beside Me Yet I couldn't feel it When I close my eyes (My eyes) I see you coming to me My girl I didn't know that it was our hearts speaking To each other When the breeze of love (Of love) Flow you to me my Girl (My Angel) I thought it was an everlasting love But it hurts me to see you go You made me cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me alone I wish...(I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me cry When you said you were going (When you were leaving) I cried When you left me alone I wish... (I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart ... oooh You are the treasure that I seeked You were close to me and I did not Know The love that I seeked for many years Was right Beside me Yet I couldn't feel it When I close my eyes (My eyes) I see you coming to me My girl I didn't know that it was our hearts speaking To each other When the breeze of love (Of love) Flow you to me my girl (My Angel) I thought it was an everlasting love But it hurts me to see you go You Made me cry When you said you were going I cried...(i cried) When you left me alone I wish...(I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me cry When you said you were going (When you were leaving) I cried When you left me alone I wish... (I wish) I could hold you close Once again to my heart You made me Cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me alone I Wish I could hold hold you close Once again to my heart You made me Cry When you said you were going I cried When you left me Alone I wish I could hold you close Once again to my heart