Howdy, people
Here's a little story about an old friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there
This is hardcore 10-4
Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song, oh, oh

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson
Nothing left but the note you got, ah, you suck

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

On my way through cross-town traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck, oh, oh

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson
Nothing left but the note you got, ah you suck

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky Friday, go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)
What the heck is wrong (yee-haw)
Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)
What the heck is going on
Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)
What the heck is wrong (yee-haw)
Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)
What the heck is going on
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Hardcore 10-4

Freaky (yee-haw) Friday, things ain't going my way
Everything is gone, my life is a country song
Freaky (hardcore) Friday (10-4), go play on the highway
Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Well, folks, that's all for now
Life is just a long, long country song
And that's a big 10-4 (10-4, 10-4)