Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky Feat. Chris Brown

Howdy, people Here's a little story about an old friend of mine And to all you great folks out there This is hardcore 10-4 Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song, oh, oh I jumped out of my bed this morning Then I heard this crunchy sound From my left leg that was broken And a note was laying on the ground Baby, I'm leaving you this minute Took the car and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson Nothing left but the note you got, ah, you suck Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song Freaky Friday, go play on the highway Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on On my way through cross-town traffic I was hit by a giant truck I came late to work and got fired Then suddenly the thunder struck, oh, oh Baby, I'm leaving you this minute Took the car and the cats and dogs Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson Nothing left but the note you got, ah you suck Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song Freaky Friday, go play on the highway Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4) What the heck is wrong (yee-haw) Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4) What the heck is going on Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4) What the heck is wrong (yee-haw) Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4) What the heck is going on Everything is gone, my life is a country song Hardcore 10-4 Freaky (yee-haw) Friday, things ain't going my way Everything is gone, my life is a country song Freaky (hardcore) Friday (10-4), go play on the highway Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on Well, folks, that's all for now Life is just a long, long country song And that's a big 10-4 (10-4, 10-4)

Hey, good mornin', baby, you need some java, baby? We gotta wake up, baby, last night was really crazy I think I liked it, baby, damn, you smooth, baby Lookin' like you moisturize, baby, tell me where to buy it, baby I'm dry, I need the product, baby, got my hand on navel Then she slid her panties to the ankle Made me back up and look at the pussy Pussy glistenin' like a heavyweight, you wanna fuck me, baby? Haven't showered in a minute, girl, but if you wit' it, then I'm wit' it, baby I will shower you with every curl, are you freaky, baby? Spoonin' me like I was soup, want me to be dirty like a goose? Ooh, but what do you like, baby? Do you want me to choke you, baby? She said, "That's okay, baby" "That's okay" as in you want that? Or, "That's okay" as in, "No, thanks, baby"? She look at me crazy I said, "I don't mean to complicate it" (no, no) Let me grab a condom, baby I put it on, then she, then she Throw it back, give me the ass, pop it Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it (oh) General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon I could feel the semen creepin' 'round the penis Bein' a man in there, we need an ambulance Pussy gettin' killed, she orgasmin', her body spasmin' Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby? Slidin' off, where's the condom, whoa? Well, it's not on my penis, baby It's so confusin', baby Uh, did I, did I just fuck you raw, baby? Uh, I'm lookin' 'round, and I don't see it, baby I move the blanket, move the covers, where's the rubber, baby? Now she diggin' like a caveman in her pussy for it Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby? Semen prolly already leakin' in there, swimmin' in you She said she still don't want no condoms sittin' in her insides I said, "I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry" She said, "You blamin' me, but you the one that put it on" I am not blamin' you and I don't think I put it on wrong I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible She screamed, "I found it, baby", she pulled it out her bussy I can't celebrate it, 'cause we got bigger fishy Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there She said, "It's fine", she'll just take the mornin'-after pill Oh, oh, thank God for the tech now We should prolly go and get it now This is life when you're young and wild I know it can be scary sometimes, that's life But I know you'll get married in time I know everythin' will be okay

What's up, y'all? It's your boy LD A.K.A. The Original Pancake I'm going the fuck out tonight Off work, 'bout to get trashed Me and my crew all about to get ass Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash Clean up my room, bitches 'bout to peep that Peeing, getting groomed, bitches 'bout to eat that Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap Now I gotta play the game right with Liz Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered While I wait Imma pick a shirt Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first Mark got a little sad cause his favorite shirt's plaid but fuck him He knows I back off in a reverse Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle And thinking of all the bitches we gon' haul in Sam say I know a house party and it's popping Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman Oh, yeah, we plotting This is a pregame It's a pregame A classic male pregame Not a weekday So this is when we take Shots and we chasing alternate DJs And that we pray cause And we all get drunk And we get dressed up And we all buy gum And we all gon' fuck Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these bitches I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope Ten O Clock, words getting slurred Another shot, Sam's tryna hurry Mark's not, says he isn't worried He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb Call him out, "since when you using clurb, faggot" Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit Dean smiles, we been doing work Pretty turnt, think he blacked out Lil Dicky burp loud Peep phone, what the fuck, she ain't text back Pretty close to considering a text back Spilling Coke on my shirt that's a red flag Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on We debating the top ten in the NBA Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on Sam was like, "nah, the party called off" I already got a Lyft, I'm going out to a bar Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard You know I couldn't resist, we blazing, now the car here And we get fucked up And we all feel rushed And our plans fall through And we in bad moods Man, what time is it? 12: 24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1: 30 Let me just think for like a second Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here" Mark like, "I don't know, what's the bar deal?" Dean like, "I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero" Dicky looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp Dean blacked out, he ain't even on the earth I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other shirt" Sam bounced, he's like, "fuck it, I'm out" Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground Text Liz, "what the fuck?", even snuck in a frown I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that) I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (true that) Sam back, it's not even one yet, he a dumb mess He about to be a problem I ain't even tripping, I'm Tindering All of a sudden I'm blinking, I'm squinting It's saying it's six in the morning I'm stinking, I'm still in the same shit from last night Got a text from Mark saying: "I ain't mad, but I know you'll clean the bath, right?" And we get too drunk And we don't have fun Then we eat too much And the next day sucks Like, we really just wake up and spend far too much time shitting So, the whole process just seems flawed Thank you for your time