Don't Mess with Mr. Tomato - Daire

(No, no, no, no) (Don't mess with Bill) Say it one more time (Don't mess with Bill) Now, I know he's a guy Who put tears in my eyes A thousand times or more Oh, but every time he would apologize I loved him more than before Hear what I say, girls keep away (No, no, no, no) (Don't mess with Bill) Leave my Billy alone (Don't mess with Bill) Get a guy of your own (Don't mess with Bill) Now there's Johnny, there's Joe And there's Frank and Jim Just to name a few Now, Bill's got me and I've got him I'm sure there's one for you Hear what I say, girls keep away (No, no, no, no) (Don't mess with Bill) He's mine all mine (Don't mess with Bill) I say it one more time (Don't mess with Bill) Though I tell myself He wants no one else So keeps coming back to me Now, I'm in no position to want competition I want to be sure as can be Hear what I say, girls keep away (No, no, no, no) (Don't mess with Bill) Leave my Billy alone (Don't mess with Bill) Get a guy of your own (Don't mess with Bill) 'Cause he's mine all mine (Don't mess with Bill) I say it one more time (Don't mess with Bill) Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah (Don't mess with Bill) Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah

You must have thought my love was for fun, honey You tried to spend it like a dollar, ah You got the right string, baby yeah But your yo-yo is the wrong color Now honey, let me tell you Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no, ah Cupid, he's not stupid, baby huh Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no, ah Oh, Cupid, he's not stupid, man, no ah, yeah You thought my love was just a rug on the floor, honey Just to walk on and nothing more, baby You just don't seem to understand That I'm a man, baby, and a full-grown man Honey, I'll tell you Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no ah Cupid, he's not stupid, baby ah Don't you mess with Cupid, baby ah Cupid, he's not stupid, no-no-no-no-no When I look for you, you're never home, honey Like a lamp, you turn me off and on, baby ah But like a shade that dims the light When it's opened, I can't do nothing right I'm warning you, baby Don't you mess with this Cupid, no-no yeah Baby, he's not stupid, no-no-no Don't mess with me Damn you, don't mess with me I'm happy as a man, baby, full-grown man I don't want you to get mess with me Don't quit on my life, honey Don't play with cupid, baby Hey, hey, hey, yeah I got to tell you, baby Don't play it on about it, honey I'm not going fool for ya I'm just a guy

I've played every cover band bar on 6th street We sang along got high to some Willie Swore one day I'd play that Houston Rodeo I learned to love a lone-star sunset I never thought I ever would've left it But now I don't mess with Texas anymore I can't drive down the 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore She was a wild mustang out of Dallas Soon as met her there was no way around it She beat every California girl I've ever known Hot as the desert Should've known better She was gonna lead me on but I let her Last I heard she left Fort Worth for San Antone Now I can't drive down that 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore I can't drive down that 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore

Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Your hands off my man He told your ass not once but twice You should have took his advice And left the man alone You still drive by here every night 'Cause you're not wrapped too tight And you let your mind explode You had your chance And you lost a good man I know it's sad Thinkin' 'bout what you had If you was smart Keep that ass off my block Next time see me I won't be a lady, no, no Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Your hands off my man You bitched at him all night, all day You constantly complained 'Til you drove the man away Always saying something Said he wasn't good for nothing So tell me why the hell you stalking You're just pissed, now get to walking You had your chance And you lost a good man I know it's sad Thinkin' 'bout what you had If you was smart Keep that ass out of my block Next time see me I won't be a lady, no no Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Your hands off my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Your hands off my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my man Don't mess with my boy Your hands off my man

From the depths of Hell So far I fell A deal made with the Devil After all the dust had settled There's an hourglass of time Counting down all of the lies And with every grain of sand Time is slipping through my hands Oh, I sold my soul to rock and roll And I let my demons take control Redemption seems so far away This microphone is my escape Don't mess with ouija boards 'Cause now my spirit's torn I'm bound by fear of being trapped I'm falling faster, fade to black Something's standing in my way Hoping for better days I'm always searching For serenity And I'm always standing At the edge of reality, oh I spill my heart out on the stage The only way I feel okay And right before that curtain calls I just got one more thing to say Don't mess with ouija boards 'Cause now my spirit's torn I'm always searching For serenity And I'm always standing At the edge of reality, oh From the depths of Hell So far I fell A deal made with the Devil After all the dust had settled Look into my eyes You will see the light It burns so bright This flame will never die I speak the truth Immortalized my youth No other way Until my final day Oh, I feel the hate Welling up inside And it's too late Nowhere to run and hide Don't mess with ouija boards Don't mess with ouija boards I'm bound by fear of being trapped I'm falling faster, better days I'm always searching For serenity And I'm always standing At the edge of reality, oh I'm always searching For serenity And I'm always standing At the edge of reality, oh Don't mess with ouija boards, ouija boards Don't mess with ouija boards, ouija boards

Uptowns got it hustlers The Bowery's got its bums And 42nd street got Big Jim Walker He's a pool shootin' son of a gun Yeah, he's big and dumb as a man can come But he's stronger than a country hoss And when the bad folks all get together at night You know they all call Big Jim, Boss Just because And they say You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger And you don't mess around with Jim Well, outta South Alabama come a country boy He said, "I'm looking for a man named Jim I am a pool shootin' boy My name is Willie McCoy But down home, they call me Slim Yeah, I'm lookin for the king of 42nd street He drivin' a drop top Cadillac And last week, he took all my money And it may sound funny But I come to get my money back" And everybody say, "Jack, don't you know? That you don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger And you don't mess around with Jim" Well, a hush fell over the pool room When Jimmy come boppin' in off the street And when the cutting was done The only part that wasn't bloody Was the soles of the big man's feet Yeah, he was cut in 'bout a hundred places And he was shot in a couple more And you better believe They sung a different kinda story When Big Jim hit the floor, uh-huh Now they say You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger And you don't mess around with Slim (Oh no) You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger And you don't mess around with Slim You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger And you don't mess around with Slim You don't mess around with Slim You don't mess around with Slim Don't mess around with Slim (No, no) Don't mess around with Slim (No, no) Don't mess around with Slim