You must have thought my love was for fun, honey You tried to spend it like a dollar, ah You got the right string, baby yeah But your yo-yo is the wrong color Now honey, let me tell you Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no, ah Cupid, he's not stupid, baby huh Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no, ah Oh, Cupid, he's not stupid, man, no ah, yeah You thought my love was just a rug on the floor, honey Just to walk on and nothing more, baby You just don't seem to understand That I'm a man, baby, and a full-grown man Honey, I'll tell you Don't you mess with Cupid, no-no ah Cupid, he's not stupid, baby ah Don't you mess with Cupid, baby ah Cupid, he's not stupid, no-no-no-no-no When I look for you, you're never home, honey Like a lamp, you turn me off and on, baby ah But like a shade that dims the light When it's opened, I can't do nothing right I'm warning you, baby Don't you mess with this Cupid, no-no yeah Baby, he's not stupid, no-no-no Don't mess with me Damn you, don't mess with me I'm happy as a man, baby, full-grown man I don't want you to get mess with me Don't quit on my life, honey Don't play with cupid, baby Hey, hey, hey, yeah I got to tell you, baby Don't play it on about it, honey I'm not going fool for ya I'm just a guy

I've played every cover band bar on 6th street We sang along got high to some Willie Swore one day I'd play that Houston Rodeo I learned to love a lone-star sunset I never thought I ever would've left it But now I don't mess with Texas anymore I can't drive down the 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore She was a wild mustang out of Dallas Soon as met her there was no way around it She beat every California girl I've ever known Hot as the desert Should've known better She was gonna lead me on but I let her Last I heard she left Fort Worth for San Antone Now I can't drive down that 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore I can't drive down that 35 highway Can't touch a two-steppin' honky tonk floor I guess it's true what they say about exes Should've listened to George 'Cause she went and broke my heart like them cowboys A heartache bigger than ever before Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore Yeah, I learned my lesson So I don't mess with Texas anymore

Said to the man at the railroad station I want a ticket, just for one He said Well, if you insist But where you wanna go, a miss? Destination anywhere East or west, I don't care You see my baby don't want me no more This old world, ain't got no back door He looked at me with a funny face and said Are you sure you wanna go just anyplace? I said, If you ever loved someone, the way I loved that man Surely Mr. ticket agent, you could understand Destination anywhere East or west, I don't care You see my baby don't want me no more This old world ain't got no back door 'Cause if it did, it would swing both ways And we'd go on back to happy yesterdays When he loved me tenderly And all he needed was me As I stared through the window of the train I thought I heard my baby call my name But it was just the conductor saying Which stop would you prefer? Oh, destination anywhere East or west, I don't care You see my baby don't want me no more This old world, ain't got no back door Destination anywhere East or west, I don't care Destination anywhere East or west, I don't care Destination anywhere East or west, I don't care