Gingerbread Ringtones

Two mountains of presents, two glittering trees, Both frosted in tinsel and blue LEDs Two platters of cookies and peppermint bark, Two baby messiahs aglow in the dark Two decks of Uno and two sets of Clue, There's double the Christmas but I'm torn in two In the house of broken gingerbread Butterscotch and candy cigarettes Sugar snow on the flowerbed At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread And there they go sledding, here there's a pool The boyfriend's a dentist, the stepmom is cool Dad gave me a brother, mom promised a dog And one of those French cakes disguised as a log Two-hearted Christmas, half-hearted day St. Nick and the wise men got lost on the way To the house of broken gingerbread Butterscotch and candy cigarettes Sugar snow on the flowerbed At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread Mistletoe is hanging by a thread And the misfit toys just shake their heads Stockings hung up and full of dread At the house of (house of) broken gingerbread

I fell for you like snow on the trees On the night we walked alone at 17 And my cheeks were colored rose But it wasn't from the cold It was the way you looked at me But feelings fade and your eyes don't say "I love you" like the way they did before And the home we made somehow became Just bits and broken pieces on the floor 'Cause we built this gingerbread house Four walls of sugar and flour Built up to watch it fall down Gumdrops and tears on the ground So sad it goes so fast But candy hearts weren't made to last I guess it's just gingerbread A gingerbread house I guess I didn't know what you meant to me 'Til I was all alone putting up the tree But the lights don't seem to glow The way they did before When you were next to me 'Cause feelings fade and I can't say "I love you" like the way I did before And the home we made somehow became Just bits and broken pieces on the floor 'Cause we built this gingerbread house Four walls of sugar and flour Built up to watch it fall down Gumdrops and tears on the ground So sad it goes so fast But candy hearts weren't made to last I guess it's just gingerbread Ten months I thought we were fine Lost in the time of our lives So high the Fourth of July The seasons changed, and so did your mind So sad it goes so fast But candy hearts weren't made to last I guess it's just gingerbread A gingerbread house 'Cause we built this gingerbread house Four walls of sugar and flour Built up to watch it fall down Gumdrops and tears on the ground So sad it goes so fast But candy hearts weren't made to last I guess it's just gingerbread

I'm frosting I don't need a man to make my life sweet Prince Charming Just isn't the one that I think I need You're thirsty You think I give out all my shit for free I'm bursting out, laughing at idiocy I need a gingerbread man, the one I'll feed The gingerbread man, the one I'll eat One who's always crazy, never calls me baby That's the one that I want All you boys are not him Can't you see? I only want the ones who never see me But I'm happy I love playing these games until my heart bleeds It bleeds jelly 'Cause you don't want someone to eat your cookie Can someone please find him for me, find him for me? I need a gingerbread man, the one I'll feed The gingerbread man, the one I'll eat One who's always crazy, never calls me baby That's the one that I want All you boys are not him I am the icing covering his body I wanna hold him so close, so tightly Baby, how do I say this politely? Love me hard and don't be nice, please I wanna feel your crumbs on my body I want to break you in pieces, fight me Baby don't be so scared of biting Want to eat each other into nothing I need a gingerbread man, the one I'll feed The gingerbread man, the one I'll eat One who's always crazy, never calls me baby That's the one that I want All you boys are not him