The Swallowtail Jig Ringtones

I'll tell you a story, believe me, it's true. A tale you best hope never happens to you. Old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate. You I can save, but for him it's too late. Spicy was big, burly and strong. His pipes were gigantic, And so was his schlong! From city to city, running around, Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye, Big as a house, just the right size. The broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt, Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt. The piper delivered his best pick-up line, Thought to himself, this beast is all mine The portly young lady could stand for no more, Grabbed his cojones and went for the door. They got to her house and dimmed all the lights. Spicy was in for one hell of a night. He said that he loved her, he'd always be true. But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you By now he saw double through his drunken eyes, Neither had looks or appropriate size. He came to his senses, thought to himself; At this time at night, I won't find nothing else He took off his shirt, She lifted her skirt, They pulled out his unit and started to play, She asked for a glove, he gave her a shove, Had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day. Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye, Big as a house, just the right size. The broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt, Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt. The piper delivered his best pick-up line, Thought to himself, this beast is all mine The portly young lady could stand for no more, Grabbed his cojones and went for the door. Three packs a day he'll smoke 'til he dies, Spicy McHaggis, One hell of a guy!

Hello, old lady I know your face well I know it well She says "Ooh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!" I'll be sitting in your mirror right Now is the place where the crossroads meet Will you look into the future? Never, never say goodbye To my part of your life No, no, no, no, no! Oh, oh, oh Let me live! She said "C'mon and let me live, girl!" She said "C'mon and let me live, girl!" ("C'mon and let me live!") "This moment in time" (She said) It doesn't belong to you (She said) It belongs to me And to your little boy and to your little girl And the one hand clapping Where on your palm is my little line When you're written in mine As an old memory? Ooh, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Never, never say goodbye To my part of your life Oh no, no, no, no, no! Never, never, never! Never, never let me go! She said "C'mon and let me live, girl!" ("C'mon and let me live!") She said "C'mon and let me live, girl!" ("C'mon and let me live!") I put this Moment, here I put this moment, here I put this moment Over here! Over here! Can't you see where memories are kept bright? Tripping on the water like a laughing girl Time in her eyes is spawning past life One with the ocean and the woman unfurled Holding all the love that waits for you here Catch us now for I am your future A kiss on the wind and we'll make the land Come over here to where, when lingers Waiting in this empty world Waiting for then, when the lifespray cools For now does ride in on the curl of the wave And you will dance with me in the sunlit pools We are of the going water and the gone We are of water in the holy land of water And all that's to come runs in With the thrust on the strand

Para la disco se prepara Le sobran pretendientes no espera una llamada La baby es muy cara Aunque suelten billete no termina en tu cama Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Dale dale nena ven ven vámonos de fiesta Disfruta tu pa que no sea otra la que te cuenta Esta noche no pasa nada ando con la orquesta Llama a tus amigas pa pasarla bien Yo tengo la receta Hoy salimos tarde de la disco Vente perreando la vas a pasar rico Tu estas a mi orden como un milico Por tu novio ni te preocupes que tengo los juguetes como Kiko Dile Danico Que aquí el party no se acaba hasta las cinco Aquí nadie nos frena Si se acaba el combo No te preocupes que otro se ordena Para la disco se prepara Le sobran pretendientes no espera una llamada La baby es muy cara Aunque suelten billete no termina en tu cama Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Ella es es una lasie Les dice que no y a mi si Le sueno como una uzi Tiene pussy color tusi Anda suelta y no esta sola Ninguno la controla A nadie le tira bola Pero me mueve la cola Y cuando la veo Baby camina despacito que me va matar Y si te como como fruta Conmigo no te hagas la bruta En la cartera tiene quivo pa gastarla con su crew Todos saben que esta buena y que tiene tremendo cu Siempre la pasa chocho modela su tato Sabe que es diferente ante toa la multitud En la cartera tiene quivo pa gastarla con su crew Todos saben que esta buena y que tiene tremendo cu Siempre la pasa chocho modela su tato Sabe que es diferente por eso la baby Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Sale los fines de semana Se da la buena vida pero tiene mala fama Hace lo que le da la gana La baby y sus amigas visten de Dolce Gabana Hey ah Danico el Unico de este lado Jig Miller el del flow demente Mierd4 chochito esta combi loko La demencia baby Chiru Chiru mano

There's a high wind blowin, & the stars are shining bright, Oh what a night, this is gonna be-- I think I'll let the world sleep without me. I got one eye open, one eye closed. & My thin body's trembling beneath the bedclothes, My hearts beatin' against the roof of my mouth --It's almost time to get out of this house. I got one hand on the radio, one hand on the wheel, I got my right foot on the floorboard,-- & I'm preparing to kill or be killed. There's a high wind blowin', & the stars are shining bright. & The rain upon the tarmac, --helps me sail through the traffic lights, I'm heading down to the dock of the bay, --to feel the power of the waves, I'm gonna move up close to that wind, & Wrestle with the thoughts solitude always brings. Y'see I'm stuck between hell & the deep blue sea, & I know that water's sucked under better man than me, I was just another western guy, --with desires that couldn't be satisfied, So one day, I asked the angels for inspiration, --but the devil bought me a drink, & He's been buying them ever since, He's had the liquor on my tongue --feel like the sea upon the sand, He's had me signing confessions --from this shaking hand, He's had me struggling to hang onto hope-- Like a drunken sailor in a tugboat With a bottle of vodka in my overcoat, & My dog eared bible lost--overboard Y'see he tricked me into temptation, So I've tricked him into this confrontation, I never said I was the man I appeared to be Not the flesh wrapped around the bones of necessity. Or the soul on fire--scribbling thoughts for posterity. I'm gonna have little lucifer, runnin' off to purgatory, --with his tail between his legs, I'm gonna teach him a lesson --he ain't ever gonna forget. All the vultures & crows are fixin up some tombstones But they won't be chewing the meat off my bones. There's a high wind blowin' & the stars are shining bright. Me & him are gonna have a little knife fight, --in the bowels of the big city skyline, Oh this feelin' inside runs dark & deep --Tonight my hearts not thumping --A Mercy Beat I was just another western guy, With desires that couldn't be--satisfied.

Hi, I'm Pablo My name's Tyrone I'm Uniqua I'm Tasha And my name is Austin And we're... Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans Together in the backyard again In the place where we belong Where we'll probaly sing a song And we'll maybe dance along We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore We always find things we've never seen before That's why every day we're back for more With your friends, the Backyardigans!

I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told I have squandered my resistance For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises All lies and jests Still a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest When I left my home and my family I was no more than a boy In the company of strangers In the quiet of the railway station Running scared, Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters Where the ragged people go Looking for the places Only they would know Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job But I get no offers Just a come-on from the whores On Seventh Avenue I do declare There were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there, le le le le le le le Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Then I'm laying out my winter clothes And wishing I was gone Going home Where the New York City winters Aren't bleeding me Leading me Going home In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down Or cut him till he cried out In his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" But the fighter still remains Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie

I'm not looking for someone to talk to I've got my friends, I'm more than okay I've got more than a girl could wish for I live my dreams, but it's not all they say Still I believe (I'm missing...) I'm missing something real I need someone who really sees me (Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore Still believing you'll walk through my door All I need is to know it's for sure Then I'll give all the love in the world I've often wondered if love's an illusion Just to get you through the loneliest days I can't criticize it, I had no hesitations My imagination just stole me away Still I believe (I'm missing...) I'm missing something real I need someone who really sees me (Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore Still believing you'll walk through my door All I need is to know it's for sure Then I'll give all the love in the world Love's for a lifetime, not for a moment So how could I throw it away? Yeah I'm only human and nights grow colder With no one to love me that way, yeah I need someone who really sees me (Don't wanna wake...) And I won't wake up alone anymore Still believing you'll walk through my door You'll reach for me and I'll know it's for sure Then I'll give all the love in the world Don't wanna wake up alone anymore (alone) Don't wanna wake up alone (just reach for me) Don't wanna wake up alone ('cause I don't wanna be alone) Don't wanna wake up alone (don't wanna wake up alone)

We live in the doorway I fell in love and there was nothing there to save me from I fell alone into I fell alone into You You In our tracks Come on in and rest We live in the doorway I fell in love and there was nothing there to save me from I fell alone into I fell alone into You You Can you hear your thoughts? Do you fear the worst? Tell me what I am not What I am not I am not Don't tell me that I cannot That I cannot I cannot And I will not Live in the doorway I fell in love and there was no one there to save me from I fell alone into I fell alone into You You Life in the doorway Colors us the wrong way You won't lose But you will never win Life in the doorway Colors us the wrong way I would rather try I would rather try I would rather try

Well, a girly chicken fell in love with a chicken hawk Well, a girly chicken fell in love with a chicken hawk Fell head over heels for that hawk's sweet talk She said take me up hawky, take me up in the sky She said take me up hawky, take me up in the sky I'm just a little bitty chicken and I don't know how to fly He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away He met a bald headed eagle flying up there in the blue He met a bald headed eagle flying up there in the blue Well the eagle told the hawk, I'm goin' steal that chicken from you Well the hawk start flying like a P8 single jet Well the hawk start flying like a P8 single jet He said cool down chicken, the eagle ain't got us yet He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away Well, you asked him for the sun, did you ask him for the moon Well, you asked him for the sun, did you ask him for the moon He said cool down, baby, we're going to be there soon He said up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, and away, we goin' fly all day Up, up, up, up, and away

Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart I can't believe I forgot your name Oh baby won't you come again? She said "I've got a problem with your shoes and your tunes But I might move in" and "I thought that you were straight, now I'm wondering" You're so conceited I said "I love you" What does it matter if I lie to you? I don't regret it but I'm glad that we're through So don't you tell me that you 'just don't get it' Cause I know you do. Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart It's not about reciprocation it's just all about me A sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe There's so much skin to see A simple Epicurean Philosophy And you say I'm such a cliche, I can't see the difference in it either way. And we left things to protect my mental health But you call me when you're bored and you're playing with yourself You're so conceited I said "I love you" What does it matter if I lie to you? I don't regret it but I'm glad that we're through So don't you tell me that you 'just don't get it' Cause I know you do. Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart Well I know when you're around cause I know the sound I know the sound, of your heart

We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there He said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone A long, long time ago Oh no, not me I never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the world I laughed and shook his hand And made my way back home I searched for form and land For years and years I roamed I gazed a gazely stare At all the millions here We must have died alone A long, long time ago Who knows? Not me We never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the world Who knows? Not me We never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the world

I used to have the notion I could swim the length of the ocean If I knew you were waiting for me I used to have the notion I could swim the length of the ocean I'd plumb the depths of every sea for you I'd escape from my chains and I'll reach out for you Baby, I'm in love with you Oh baby, baby I'm in love with you I had to contact you, found I was in love with you I had to contact you Found I was in love with you I had to contact... That's it, that's the law, that's the whole of the law The whole of the law

You did many things That I liked, that I liked And you like diamond rings I can provide I can provide for you You made me feel so good Before I left On the road And you deserve your name On a crown, on a throne You did many things That I liked, that I liked And you like diamond rings I can provide, I can provide for you You made me feel so good Before I left On the road And you deserve your name On a crown, on a throne I haven't been around my town in a long while I apologize, but I I've been trying to get this money like I got a couple kids who rely... On me But I remember on the bathroom floor Before I went on tour Like you said we couldn't do it again... 'Cause you had a thing with some other man You said it was love And you said you were lost Then you wished me good luck To find somebody to love But, oooh Now I've heard that you're single And uh huh, I'll give you something to live for Yes, I will Honey please You never thought you'd ever see my face again But your love just swayed the lies When he stared into your eyes He just might be too good for you You're almost dead to him You're sleeping with a frozen heart Well baby girl it's over now And you can always count on me Your unshackled boy, unrestrained to touch So immune to love And it feels so priceless to me That you're always free That you'll take me in Now I'm everything, your everything I bet you'll take me in I know you'll take me in now The same place I left you in (we) I bet you'll take me in I know you'll take me in I know you'll take me in The same place I left you in We Who? Oooh... Oooooooh... No ho... Let her know... You did many things That I liked, that I liked And you like diamond rings I can provide I can provide for you You made me feel so good Before I left On the road And you deserve your name On a crown, on a throne

In a quaint caravan There's a lady they call the Gypsy She can look in the future And drive away all your fears Everything will come right If you only believe the Gypsy She could tell at a glance That my heart was so full of tears She looked at my hand and told me My lover was always true And yet in my heart I knew, dear Somebody else was kissing you But I'll go there again 'Cause I want to believe the Gypsy That my lover is true And will come back to me someday You see, she looked at my hand and Told me that my baby would always be true And yet, in my heart I knew, dear That somebody else was kissing you But I'll go there again 'Cause I want to believe the Gypsy That my lover is true And will come back to me someday

I'm easily amused by the things you say Oh then it took me x2 Back to those darn old days Oh and I sit by the lake and watch the boats as I think Oh when I'm looking x2 Oh and sometimes I hope that they sink And i say, I'm not the sheriff x4 I"ve learned everything from my mother first Oh and I listen x2 **not completed**