The Huckleberry Hound Theme Ringtones

VERSE 1 Just off of the two lane where the school bus used to stop Was a little wooden "A" frame with a yellow tin roof top And one day it was rainin on this world She said have you ever really really ever kissed a girl *CHORUS* Baby I'll be your huckleberry you dont have to double dare me If the storm gets wild and scary Count on me to be right there your so extra-ordinary Sweet like marachino cherry we'll grow up and we'll get married I'm gonna be your huckleberry. VERSE 2 Later on that summer we went to the county fair They had a brand new roller coaster and everyone was scared It was two bucks to expierience the thrill she said come on boy Lets get in line I'll ride it if you will. *CHORUS* Baby I'll be your huckleberry you dont have to double dare me If the ride gets wild and scary count on me to be right there Your so extraordinary sweet like marichino cherry We'll grow up and we'll get married I'm gonna be your huckleberry. Mmmmm... VERSE 3 Snuck off on a slow dance at the junior senior prom Went lookin for some romance before i had to get her home Steamin up the windows of my car She said until I get my wedding ring boy we cant go that far *CHORUS* Baby I'll be your huckleberry you dont have to double dare me If the world gets wild and scary count on me to be right there Your so extraordinary sweet like marichino cherry We grew up and we got married now look at those three little huckleberries Mmmm...

I call you when I need you and my heart's on fire You come to me wild and wired You come to me and give me everything I need Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams Speak the language of love like you know what it means And it can't be wrong, take my heart and make it strong, babe You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I ever met And I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Baby, I would rather be dead In your heart, I see the start of every night and every day In your eyes, I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms, I could be in no better place You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I ever met And I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Baby, I would rather be dead, oh Each time you leave me I start losing control Like you're walkin' away with my heart and my soul I can feel you, baby, even when I'm alone Baby, don't let go 'Cause you're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone, anyone I ever met And I'm stuck on your heart, baby I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Oh, I would rather be dead Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Oh, you're the best

It doesn't hurt me Do you wanna feel how it feels? Do you wanna know, that it doesn't hurt me? Do you wanna hear about the deal that I'm making? You It's you and me And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get him to swap our places Be running up that road Be running up that hill Be running up that building Say, if I only could, oh, oh You don't wanna hurt me But see how deep the bullet lies Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder Oh, there is thunder in our hearts Is there so much hate for the ones we love? Oh, tell me, we both matter, don't we? You It's you and me It's you and me, won't be unhappy And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get him to swap our places Be running up that road Be running up that hill Be running up that building Say, if I only could, oh, oh Oh, come on, baby Oh, come on, darling Let me steal this moment from you now Oh, come on, angel Come on, come on, darling Let's exchange the experience You It's you and me It's you and me, won't be unhappy And if I only could (and if I only could) I'd make a deal with God (I'd make a deal with God) And I'd get him to swap our places (I'd get him to swap our places) I'd be running up that road Be running up that hill With no problems Say, if I only could I'd make a deal with God I'd get him to swap our places I'd be running up that road Be running up that hill With no problems Say, if I only could Be running up that hill With no problems

I took my love and I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in a snow covered hills Well the landslide bring me down Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can a child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Well, I've been afraid of changing 'cause I built my life around you But time makes you bolder, children get older I'm getting older too, well Well, I've been afraid of changing, 'cause I built my life around you But time makes you bolder, even children get older I'm getting older too, I'm getting older too So, take this love and take it down Ohh-oh, if you climb a mountain and you turn around If you see my reflection in the snow covered hills Well the landslide brought me down And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills Well maybe, well maybe The landslide will bring you down

We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Born a king on Bethlehem's plain Gold I bring to crown him again King forever, ceasing never Over us all to reign O star of wonder, star of night Star with royal beauty bright Westward leading, still proceeding Guide us to thy perfect light Frankincense to offer have I Incense owns a deity nigh Prayer and praising, voices raising Worshiping God on high Myrrh is mine; its bitter perfume Breathes a life of gathering gloom Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying Sealed in the stone-cold tomb O star of wonder, star of night Star with royal beauty bright Westward leading, still proceeding Guide us to thy perfect light Thy perfect light Glorious now behold him arise King and God and sacrifice Alleluia, alleluia Sounds through the earth and skies Sounds through the earth and skies

You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round the door You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You can wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more You told me you was high class But I could see through that Yes, you told me you was high class But I could see through that And daddy I know You ain't no real cool cat You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round the door You're just an old hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You can wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more You made me feel so blue You made me weep and moan You made me feel so blue Well you made me weep and moan 'Cause I'm looking for a woman All your lookin' for is a home You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round the door You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You can wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more

Say what - I hear ya Yeah, I hear ya yeah You alright Try, try it again, try it again That's what she said Baby, you should try it, you might like it Honey, yeah, it's alright, I'll try Yeah, yeah Know what she told me Can't tell ya She said Hound Dog I don't like you to do like that I want you to do it this way The way you do it No way baby, lay it on me I said honey I'm gonna try I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try I'm with ya Baby your alright You alright, you alright? Show me I can prove that you are You be alright You sure be alright Your alright That's good and that's good Able and able

It can be Your my greatest treat, your my everything, i can see Your not pushing hard, your just looking mad, when it rains Just another day, chose another way it was me I don't stick around not a perfect jerk When we take this party Take it back to my place Getting naked in my room Wearing nothing on you When you say its over Say it right to my face Say it right to my face Nowhere for me Don't make it hard girl Lets blame it on love We are meant to be, its a perfect mess No sun for me I'm searching no more Lets blame on love We are meant to be, its a perfect mess Got to try It's a funny joke I'm a choosing one, tell me now Do you love a lie not a working day say you can I can have a mix i can take a blow it's enough I am just a boy i can be a man When we take this party Take it back to my place Getting naked in my room Wearing nothing on you When you say its over Say it right to my face Say it right to my face Nowhere for me Don't make it hard girl Lets blame it on love We are meant to be, its a perfect mess No sun for me I'm searching no more Lets blame on love We are meant to be, its a perfect mess

I'm just trynna get her drunk I'm just trynna push it down Baby i came right away Amma live it open (yeah) Come inside and fill the sun Omo keep it on a low Save this for me I'm in misery I'm still holding Save this for me I'm on lockdown I'm still holding And we stay up all night We making love now Dont know if daylight I'm just trynna live a lie And we stay up all night We making love now Dont know if daylight I'm just trynna live a lie Give it everything it takes Give it every of my time Omo live it on a low Amma live it open (yeah) Come inside and fill the sun Omo keep it on a low Save this for me I'm in misery I'm still holding Save this for me I'm on lockdown I'm still holding And we stay up all night We making love now Dont know if daylight I'm just trynna live a lie And we stay up all night We making love now Dont know if daylight I'm just trynna live a lie

I'm out of my head I used all nine, all nine of my life N i'll be just fine I'm getting whiplash n not feeling my legs I Tried to strap on a pair Odun-odun momi ehn Jolof on the jet, make i give you the love (p-p-p) Pulling of your panties on my bed Everything is playing in my head I tried to stay cool but I no fit baby Things you do to me (yeah) Things you Pulling of your panties on my bed Everyword is taking all my breath Couldn't stay firm when you whine it pon me (gur) Things you say to me (gur) Things you Tried to love tried to kill me the same way Tried to love tried to kill me with temptation Tried to love tried to hate me the same way Tried to love Tried to love Tried to love (yeah) Tried to strap on a pair Odun-odun momi ehn Jolof on the jet, make i give you the love (p-p-p) Pulling of your panties on my bed Everything is playing in my head I tried to stay cool but I no fit baby Things you do to me (yeah) Things you Pulling of your panties on my bed Everyword is taking all my breath Couldn't stay firm when you whine it pon me (gur) Things you say to me (gur) Things you

I'm out of my head I used all nine, all nine of my life N i'll be just fine I'm getting whiplash n not feeling my legs I Tried to strap on a pair Odun-odun momi ehn Jolof on the jet, make i give you the love (P-p-p) Pulling of your panties on my bed Everything is playing in my head I tried to stay cool but I no fit baby Things you do To me (yeah) Things you Pulling of your panties on my bed Everyword is taking all my breath Couldn't stay firm when you whine it pon me (gur) Things you say To me (gur) Things you Tried to love tried to kill me the same way Tried to love tried to kill me with temptation Tried to love tried to hate me the same way Tried to love Tried to love Tried to love Tried to love (yeah) I Tried to strap on a pair Odun-odun momi ehn Jolof on the jet, make i give you the love Pulling of your panties on my bed Everything is playing in my head I tried to stay cool but I no fit baby Things you do To me (yeah) Things you Pulling of your panties on my bed Everyword is taking all my breath Couldn't stay firm when you whine it pon me (gur) Things you say To me (gur) Things you

I'm sweet talker honey Saying i would quit for you Committed baby No, no can do, no, no can do Blow a kiss bambi rośa Here we are so nude Stay in bed baby Kode kan mi, kode kan mi Why do you do what you do All the things I let you do I don't mind I'm a a fool I'm a two she is twenty two Why do you do what you do All the things I let you do I don't mind I'm a a fool I'm a two she is twenty two Summer love every morning Nothing i wont do for you All around for me Gotta get to gotta get to

Uh (Freezy) Your love, your love Your love, your love (your love) (I need, I need, I) Your love, your love Your love, your love (your love) (I need your love) She will still love me, say If I don't make it back Swallowed by the wave, I lost my way No lackin', no way, I like it that way When I look in the mirror What I see, imbalance It's at the edge, maybe at the end Like a grenade, I'm like a grenade My heart, I will use it (your love, your love, love) Even though I've lost my mind Maybe I'll get messy (your love, your love, love) If I'm fucked then fuck that shit Oh, think of me at the gallows (your love, your love) (Your love, your love) And keep the light in my window Tell me you won't ever lose me (your love, your love) (Your love, your love) 'Cause I love you, but I'm gonna hurt you (I need your love) Your love, your love Your love, your love (your love) (I need, I need, I) Your love, your love Your love, your love (your love) (I need your love) My heart, I will use it Even though I've lost my mind Maybe I'll get messy If I'm fucked then fuck that - Oh, think of me at the gallows And keep the light in my window Tell me you won't ever lose me 'Cause I love you, but I'm gonna hurt you

You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door Ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You can wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more Told you were high class I could see through that Told me you were high class But I could see through that Daddy I know You ain't no real cool cat You ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door Just an old hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You will wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more Oh babe, you Oh yeah Make you feel so good Made me feel so blue Made me weep and moan Made me feel so blue Honey, you made me weep and moan You ain't looking for a woman All you're lookin' is for a home Ain't nothing but a hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door Just an old hound dog Been snoopin' 'round my door You will wag your tail But I ain't gonna feed you no more And bow-wow to you too, honey I would like to say thank you very much To ladies and gentlemen

I can't trust a bitch i know the lies that they're gonna tell Your bitch hugging all up on me cuz she like the way i smell I be copping all these Yeezys cuz they comfortable as hell All these niggas wanna buy my kicks but i will never sell Why the fuck you on my line? You know you was never down That bitch see me going up now she wanna be around You know imma pop my shit and imma kick you while you're down That bitch calling me a dog baby i'm a hell hound Ex bitch on my page stalking Bad bitch on my phone calling yea I ain't really into all that talking These bitches love me cuz i'm balling yea Baby you don't get a dime even though you is a dime Um better yet a 9 baby do not waste your time yea Asking all theses questions bout my zodiac sign Baby what you tryna find? Baby we do not align yea Baby don't be saying that you mine yea Bitch are you out of your mind yea I know these bitches hurt and i know these hoes gonna lie And these niggas wanna play hero these niggas gonna die What type of time you on? What type of time Got some niggas turn this shit to Columbine Shoot a fuck nigga right up in his spine You should've never switched sides yea I can't trust a bitch i know the lies that they're gonna tell Your bitch hugging all up on me cuz she like the way i smell I be copping all these Yeezys cuz they comfortable as hell All these niggas wanna buy my kicks but i will never sell Why the fuck you on my line? You know you was never down That bitch see me going up now she wanna be around You know imma pop my shit and imma kick you while you're down That bitch calling me a dog baby i'm a hell hound Bitch hold up i'm flexing hold up Told him pull up he ain't show up Good weed roll up Fuck the bitch i don't know her I got paper like a folder I'm a motherfucking soldier These niggas ain't no soldier apply a lil pressure and these niggas fold up And i know these niggas won't roll up Cuz these fuck niggas know we poled up These fuck niggas don't even know us These fuck niggas know they can't hoe us These niggas just swear that they're hard I'm Flex La Flare i'll do a nigga bogus Yeah i'm Flex La Flare i talk my shit and imma pop my shit If he say it's smoke then it's up and imma drop his shit Swear it's bout a hundred niggas mad because i fucked their bitch I really live this life man i swear i can't make up this shit These niggas must've thought i was a hoe or something These bitches must've thought that i was dumb I ain't talkin band when i say i got them drums Imma shoot this motherfucker til my shoulder get numb I can't trust a bitch i know the lies that they're gonna tell Your bitch hugging all up on me cuz she like the way i smell I be copping all these Yeezys cuz they comfortable as hell All these niggas wanna buy my kicks but i will never sell Why the fuck you on my line? You know you was never down That bitch see me going up now she wanna be around You know imma pop my shit and imma kick you while you're down That bitch calling me a dog baby i'm a hell hound

[Chorus:] You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Just cryin' all the time You ain't nothin' but a hound dog Cryin' all the time Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine [Chorus] Well they said you was high classed Well, that was just a lie Yeah! they said you was high classed Well, that was just a lie Girl you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine [Chorus] Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine

내세울 것 없는 이들의 best weapon 누구보다 자신이 솔직하다고 뱉는 rappers 그건 자랑이 아니라 새끼야 기본이야 기본 다른 무기를 준비해라 돋보이고 싶다면 uh 어떤 새끼들에게는 면죄부 걍 실력 없이 부자 되고픈 애들의 개꿈 그걸 열여섯 마디나 늘어놓는 것도 재능 젊음은 짧아 시간 낭비 말아 be careful 난 real MC 라 적어 놓고 그걸 swag이라 부르는 애들 앞에서 난 묵언 수행 너흰 솔직한 게 아니라 솔직함을 연기 중 표정 관리에 힘쓰다가 느끼게 될 현기증 uh 자기는 리얼하다 믿고 싶겠지만 정작 내놓은 가사엔 넘치는 자기기만 아무리 제 입으로 맘대로 떠들어봐도 주둥이가 전부면 결국엔 어그로라고 what 네 차가 몇억 정도인지 안 궁금해 이젠 쇠붙이로 보이기 시작하는 Rolex 난 내 거 해야 돼 하루는 24시간뿐 잠을 줄여서라도 끝내야 돼 내 앨범 난 현실을 새겼고 다 뻥이라고 생각해 돈 욕심 없는 너가 진짜 래퍼냬 나 래퍼 아니지 그냥 엄마 아빠 아들 진짜를 뱉는 연설가고 끄덕대는 너넨 관중 uh 안 비싼 몸 영웅들과 한 트랙에 이름 올려도 내 진심 담은 음악 평점은 겨울 상관없어 이제 불 쬐어줘 Unavailable 나 이제 날 무시했던 애들 발밑에 놔두고 다음 chapter Childoney Y C K T A 난 정도로만 왔는데 누가 켜놨냐 맵핵 I'm the man who come out Once in a decade 난 솔직함에 있어선 못 빼 그게 내 꼬리표로 남더라도 중지를 펴 붙게 되는 Problem I made you look 그땐 I'm like fighter 근데 이건 내가 원한 게 아니더라고 많은 나의 논란 또한 또 나를 바꾸진 못했지마는 내게 말했었지 좀 더 솔직해 보라고 그 후에 깨달았지 내가 쫓던 건 illusion 자 이제 배워가 바지만 똑같이 내려 입은 skinny rappers 걔넨 MC보단 Junkie 소리 듣고 싶은 애들 또 꼴엔 음악 작업한다 코로 넣는 Penid But you never know about it 아니 그건 아니야 예술 내 포지션 누가 맡아 여기서 그저 넌 머릿속에서만 그린 fiction Big picture를 그려 난 디테일은 모나리자 I be your teacher 거기 레슨생 listen 약 20년 동안 외쳤던 진짜를 향한 뻔했던 나의 먼 발치를 향한 외침 허세를 섞은 건 어린 치기 Keepin' it real 이미 맘에 담았지 근데 대체 넌 실력을 덮지 도대체 어찌 손으로 하늘을 가리나 그건 그냥 억지 따 형이 영어 쓰지 말랬지만 이런 트랙에선 써야 간지 나니까 Fuck those wackass mothafuckas They ain't real You know them suckas got no skills They claim to kill But what they spit ain't fuckin' ill 걔네들 내 앞에선 짤 없지 진짜라 우기던 새끼들 박살 내지 난 아무 탈 없이 생긴 건 이래 보여도 난 서른 후반 20년 가까이 살아남았단 뜻이구만 리얼하지 않았담 랩 하겠니 아직도 나한텐 절대 안 되지 네 쇼미 원픽도 Huckleberry P 님 의뢰 Smdckid gmail, He said 될랑가 모르겠네 아 저 드럼만 있음 해여 Wack MC들 행패 주는 거 없이 생떼를 논해 scene의 생태 난 기다렸어 내 때 History is made today And this track about the fake 매일 내 기분 정월 대보름 부럼만 있음 깨 20대 분노조절장애 시를 쓸 수 없게 해 OG들이 직속해 다민이 실수 없게 해 힙합 한다고 하지만 That's what pisses me off You focus on fit and chick 네 뿌린 파 뿌리여 못 들어주겠대 계속 개소리해라 먼저 빡센 다음 본 모습 찾는 게 내 순리여 My last name Simon All day ride like Night Rider 시멘트에 씨를 심을 때 넌 물 준 적 없이 따 과일을 캐릭터 스펙트럼 핑계로 펑크 낸 힙합의 계이름 내가 왜 나눠 너희랑 힙합이란 파이를 Yo I murder you rappers Verbal attack is actual fact Them fake trappers 세게 맴매 jab in yo' face Capital S I K BOY 뎀비는 애들 엿 메긴 후 Huckleberry의 트랙 위에 자리매김한 rap 이름 잼민이 새끼들 베끼는 rap 꽉 채운 verse 최고들과 다음 chapter 넘길 채비를 해 난 한국판 랩두한의 부활 like 누아르 연구하지 new rhyme 늘 쉬워 내겐 cook 라면 Uh 진짜들과 무대 위에 올라가 for real Flow addict 절대 치료 못 해 I'm ill 봐라 who's better 닥치고 다 chill 실력 없는 랩예인 Mothafuckas not here 뒤에서 괜히 날 깎으며 눈치나 봐라 떠오르긴 그른 새끼들 다 빼고 난 칼을 더 갈아 어차피 다 떠나던가 아님 변함 또 뻔하지 반짝인 래퍼들 봐라 모 짤 없지 잘해봐야 몇 달짜리인 쩌리들 바람처럼 왔다 가라 I don't give a shit what you say 난 동의 못 해 지금 추세 풀린 눈에 눌린 발음 겉멋 찌든 쿠세 랩 하라니까 노래 부르고 앉았네 Sound 훔치는 축생들 감사해라 네 엔지니어의 Auto Tune set 서울 출생 '90s East Coast 따라잡기 기믹 잡는 게 네 기믹 웃기면 그런갑다 하지 멍청함이 똑똑함 약쟁이들의 돈독함 혹독한 코로나 나기 팬 몰이 래퍼들의 고독감 더 독한 걸 찾다 더 천박해지는 꼴 기본기를 공부 없이 느낌으로 퉁치며 스킬을 토론 레슨 욕하며 레슨 모집하는 빙신들 포함 INTP이니 뭐니 할 시간에 검사해 봐 지능도 지도 설명 안 되는 간지 운운 지명도 올리는 비법은 2천 년부터 이어진 우문 랩 할수록 늘어나는 채무 그게 돈이든 내용이든 못 채우면 넌 퇴물 Gotta stay real

Well I ain't got nobody Im sitting here alone Yes, I've got nobody, woman Lord I'm sitting here all alone Man the woman I love I wish she come on home Well she called me this morning And she called me on the phone Yes she called me this morning Lord she called me on the- Well I'm coming home to you baby I'm tried of you sitting at home all alone Well I felt so good Till I didn't know what to do Well I felt so good I didn't know what to do Well now it ain't true baby This time I'm gonna be with you Well I'll rest alright My baby ain't coming home I'll sleep alright My baby ain't coming home Well that's all right daring I don't care how you doing me wrong

Uh, they like chill I ain't swipin' for a couple bills Ain't Trip if he ain't geekin' off a couple pills Ain't trippin' I get my gang a couple deals Rackz rackz rackz Keep it real Up in traffic I'm beepin' the wheel Shit was graphic im seekin' to heal Mathematics I'm reachin' a mill Rackz rackz rackz She be wildin' told her take a chill pill Shorty you fuckin' with Rackz I'm the real deal Totin' that real steel Told that pussy boy do you know how the field feel Usin' bunch of bountys those ain't real bills Ready to hunt like bountys bitch I still drill Ouwee be the whistle, kill bill Spin get put on a poster, windmill All these rappers is fake bitch I been real Spittin' more though I be high when I'm in that pussy that shit feel like a portal Bro just scored 5 now he feelin' immortal I do a walk in and start speakin' formal Bitch I'm with Squid and I'm smokin' that coral That's that reefa, give me more bro Nina gon' blow she be doin' that oral We wet you up better hope you could snorkel I ain't done though, I ain't normal Like Mutombo, on the block Got it the harder way fly like a hawk In the bay fuck around and sell crack on the dock These rappers corny flexin' like they ain't popped I keep it on me flexin' like im Pop Holy moly saw the green like its guac In the field I be strapped now I feel like a jock Ooter don't let it slide he just slide when the sun down They gon' run when they hear all the gun sounds Boom, boom boom, bitch I'm the prime with the blood hounds Was a 10, I'm a dub now How that work, you a dumb clown Can't wait til' I see a opp and I run down Brodie a bucket he shootin' for fun now Uh, they like chill I ain't swipin' for a couple bills Ain't Trip if he ain't geekin' off a couple pills Ain't trippin' I get my gang a couple deals Rackz rackz rackz Keep it real Up in traffic I'm beepin' the wheel Shit was graphic im seekin' to heal Mathematics I'm reachin' a mill Rackz rackz rackz

Lock me up in a padded room, Shackles on my legs not a moment too soon, Tell by the look in my eyes, it's true, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you. Over you... Set me free or hunt me down, With your guns, and your knives, and your bloodhounds, My body shakes like a lonely child, Won't you hold me for awhile? 'Cause I'm crazy over you. Over you... You know my heart's been runnin' around, Never thought it would slow down, And I didn't want it to... 'Til I found you. Now I do. Lock me up in a padded room, Shackles on my legs not a moment too soon, Tell by the look in my eyes, it's true, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you, I'm crazy over you.

Sadly his life took a tumble Still we should now drink a toast Toad, our incredibly humble Convivial host! Though he might think I'm a squatter I'm master of all our space So now let us feast on that otter Then party the whole night away! Some say stranger things have happened Seems we've landed on a feat Now we're living in a whole And if that to top it all, we've fattened up am otter to eat Not so fast! Don't worry pet your safe now! Or you soon will be You have no escape, the place is surrounded Surrounded by what? Carol-singing field mice? Rats Hundreds of rats Followed by death For glory Toads filling the roads Leading towards Toad Hall Moles armies of moles, and it's the same old story Then dozens of badgers the stongest of them all That washer woman toad it's true Hundreds of rats! Armies of moles! There's only one thing we can do Run to the hills! Run to our holes! We're under attack! We're taking over the hall Taking over the hall The Wild Wooders are in retreat They didn't scare us at all Didn't scare us at all They won't be having this poor to eat! The tables turn And we're gonna have a ball We're taking over the hall Step away from that sir! We're taking over the hall Step away I say Stay where you are you vile amphibian Look at ya' I thought my skin was bad Go on toad Wallop and wack 'em Thwat 'em and thwack 'em Crunch 'em and crack 'em, and then Club 'em and clout 'em until they give up Then punch 'em and pound 'em again Hush! Hush! I could not care less The element of surprise will be the key to our success The key! The key! The key! The key! The element of surprise will be the key to our success (The key to our success) (The key to our success) The element of surprise will be the key to our success! Mummy! Hush! My home My home! My mum! A place to come back to The calling is strong My instinct assures me It's where I belong The trinkets and trappings Mean nothing at all There's one place I yearn for A place called Toad Hall

This time he's gone too far He clips the motorcar Ha! And yet strangely here we are A friend is still a friend Our challenge has begun To undo what he's done A felon on the run! A friend is still a friend But if he's heading homeward Alas I fear the worst With the stoats and weasels there We have to find him first We won't live with regret The fight's not over yet So let us not forget A friend is still a friend Oh, mister engine driver! Make it faster Take me thither I'm a folly fiend There's disaster If we dither Can you build up more speed? There's no hurrying a just swallow Though you told me is true That's a worry, we're being followed By a kalamazoo And as the fields we passed became a blur We were at what the suit of him, slash her He used his wit and cunning And a wash, a woman's cane A fine charade in which he made the greatest, great escape! So why were you in prison? For nothing! A mere bagatelle I borrowed a motorcar while the owner was at lunch Well their gainin' I'm not joking They are closing the gap Stop complaining just keep stoking Chop, chop! There's a good chap! Well their quicker and their lighter We are losing control Let's not bicker, I'm a fighter Just keep shoveling coal! With a good head of steam we went full helt So that toad would have his collar belt Could you jump from the train do you think? Would you might be able to stop? Of course I can't stop They're bearing down on us like a wolf on the fold I'll hold the break down and you get ready How exactly would I? Like this And as the trains raced on the pistons hissed There was a toad-ish grunt, we sunk our fist It may take lots to caught him But a fast was taking shape A thought about what was no doubt the greatest great escape Poop poop! We must find him We must catch him Though we're losing ascent Go behind him We can match him We don't know where he went This is silly And confusing But he's running a lot It's humiliating losing To a toad in a frock Life goes by with a clippity-clop Clippity-clop! You choose where and when you should stop The open road was somewhat mental I swapped it for life without the roar of traffic A lighter load, a pace that's gentle Is certain to impress an older demographic So! Your in washing business Oh, washing, owning, startching All the gentry come to me! And you enjoy it? I simply duked on it, but then I had a talent for it Well that's a bit of luck Look at that pile of washing over there Nevermind the washing what's for lunch? Oh poot a lunch Think of the fun in store for ya' There's the top and the soap and the kettle All set up for a day of joy Oh, well if it comes to that I guess anybody can wash To be messing about in a boat on the river with you Doing me wash It's one of those chores I prefer's ol' scrubber to do Splishity splosh As you will note with a girl of my figure Sadly me smalls are a little bit bigger Still we have plenty of soap and the water is free! Nothings better than spending a day on the river with me Watch the willows driftin' by Yet to burst their buds While I lay here warm and dry Your up to your elbows in the suds! Suffering fishhooks! Hahaha! Your as funny as anything I've seen on the olls I will not be laughed at by an ignorant and ugly barge woman! One more word and I'll put you through the mangle Go put yourself through the mangle you old bag And while your at iron your face and crimp it Oh you really are a toad, a horrid, nasty, dirty, crawly toad And on my ice-clean barge too Now that is a thing I cannot have Is that so my good woman And what do you propose to do about it? This! Ahhhhhh! Stop that toad! As we have failed to catch toad on the barge We are ashamed to say he's still at large No doubt he thinks it funny to have pulled off such a jape We rue the day he got away the greatest great escape Toad was weary Toad was groggy And he felt like the tregs Toad was teary Toad was soggy He was on his last legs Then he staggered And he stumbled And he fell on one knee Then the blaggers Fainly mumbles Please think fondly of me Could that be the angels come to carry me afar? No since when did angels ever drive a motorcar This is my salvation Though I got the strangest hunch It's that very motorcar I stole that day at lunch! Their paces slowed The stars embowed Well surely now the jig is up for vain and foolish Toad! Old lady, hello, can you stand? You, do not know me Only for a poor old woman stranded by the roadside May I assist you into the car? You seem a little better a sudden And I'll be better still if I could just feel the wind in my face How sensible If that, would you let me drive the car? I was watching you coming and I found it very interesting I'm quite revived Well, if if would please you It's simply a question of steering it while you press on that gently This dainty little pedal here? That's the one So this pedal Makes it faster Should we give it a burst Please don't meddle You must master a-a few finer points first This is really most reviving C'mon let's see some spark! You are clearly bad at driving! Please pull over and park! Oh for Heaven's sake you silly old washer woman Get out of the driving seat this instant! Silly old washer woman Don't you know who I am? You again! I am the brave and fearless Toad you see I am the king of escapology! (Let go of that wheel!) A prison cannot hold me, at a wall to stand today (ahhhh!) And in a flash, with great vinash The toad of mystery, will make history The greatest great escape! (Ahahaha) (No!) The greatest great escape!

So you've not met Mister Toad Well your in for quite a treat Of all the river bankers he's the one you have to meet How would one describe him Well I'd hate to use a label But the word I think that sums him up Unstable! It's true! Toad has no stability at all Especially in a boat Speed is of the essence There is little doubt Speed is the quintessence Of what Toad is all about And if it's bigger, brighter, faster And goes flash! Or zoom! Or whizz! Without a thought The item's bought And Toad has made it his There's always something better There's always something new There's always something reckless that amphibian will do There's always some new gadgetry to satisfy his thirst Some new fangled contraption and he has to have it first! There's always something flashy That's always hard to steer There's always some adventure that he has to pioneer There's always some new gizmo that he'll purchase on a whim For self control has never been an obstacle to him! Speed is an affliction Sadly overlooked Speed is an addiction And alas poor Toad is hooked And if its nippy, snazzy, faddish And can go at quite a lick! The deal is done You better run Take cover pretty quick There's always something pricy There's always something chic There's always some new craze that he's forgotten in a week There's always some essential that he thinks will give him clout So pity all the rest of us that have to do without! His taste is rather fickle His thoughts hop here and there It lands him in a pickle But he doesn't seem to care! (He doesn't seem to care!) There's always some new fashion that makes him look a toff There's always something fancy and he has to show it off There's always something stiddy that he thinks is rather swish! Now if you please excuse me I must go and catch some fish

The open road, the dusty highway A great escape from boredom, drudgery and sorrow Just stick with Toad, and do things my way Then you'll be here today, and somewhere else tomorrow Of all the modes of transport, I think boats have had their day The skip, the skull, the coracle, all terribly fair-say But I have seen the future, and I'll tell you what it showed The open road, the open road The open road The great outdoors, the sense of freedom That thrill when wagon wheels start crunching on the gravel Forget your oars, 'cause you won't need 'em You must agree this is the only way to travel To live the gypsy lifestyle has a most appealing perk While you sit on the caravan, the horse does all the work Just grab the reins and giddy up, it's time we tally-hoed The open road, the open road The open road Life goes by with a clippity-clop Clippity-clop You choose where and when you should stop When can we stop? I wouldn't say he's lazy, but it always makes me laugh The way that Toad surrounds himself with hoards of helpful staff And then his head starts swelling, and I fear it might explode The open road, the open road The open, the open road The open road, the natural flora Define this little cart in bright canary yellow And humble Toad, the great explorer The passers-by behold this most surprising fellow The summer is upon us all until the season ends What better way to spend it though, than with your two best friends The whole world lies before us, and our banquet's safely stowed The open road, the open road The open road The open road, clippity-clop, hey!

Did you see that thunderbolt, careering down the street? Did you see that handsome chap in the driving seat? Motor and amphibian, a moving work of art. Its as if they're both designed to never be apart! The leather's real, the chassis's steel. But who is that dashing fellow sat behind the wheel? Its Mr Toad! Poop Poop! Toad! Poop Poop! Isn't he spectacular, the monarch of the road. Its Mr Toad! Poop Poop! Toad! Poop Poop! Using the vernacular, folks cry "Well i'll be blowed!" Its high time that laurels were Bestowed, of that modest marvel, Mr Toad. Is it any wonder, that the crowds are turning out? Hoping for a glimpse of me, though I don't hang about. Pedal to the metal, that's my motto, that's my greed. Living in the fast lane, with both elegance and speed! The crowds all cry (Oooh), the fans all sigh (Ahhh) But who was that vision, that they just saw whizzing by?! Its Mr Toad! Poop Poop! Toad! Poop Poop Kindly and convivial, with charm in overload. Its Mr Toad! Poop Poop! Toad! Poop Poop! No time for the trivial, this pace will not be slowed! Surely mother nature must have crowed! Hahahaha! When she made that marvel, Mr Toad. (Toad!) (Toad!) Even as an infant, my great talent showed. Clearly, I was destined to excel! Toad-spawn into tadpole, tadpole into toad. When I metamorphosised, I did it rather well! Watch out for that maniac, who flagrantly ignores By laws of the carriageway, your better off indoors! Doesn't have an inkling, that he's looked on as a joke! Everybody laughs at him, each time he starts to croak! Just look at that, the pompous brat! Look out, here he comes again, he's gonna squash us flat! Did you see that thunderbolt careering down the street? Did you see that handsome chap in the driving seat? Motor and amphibian, a moving work of art. Its as if they're both designed to never be apart! Is it any wonder that the crowds are turning out? Hoping for a glimpse of me, though I don't hang about. Pedal to the metal, that's my motto, that's my greed. I need more speed! (Toad!) Poop Poop! (Toad!) Poop Poop! Isn't he spectacular, the monarch of the road! Its Mr Toad! (Poop Poop!) Toad! (Poop Poop!) (Using the vernacular, folks cry) Well I'll be blowed! Its high time that laurels were bestowed, of that modest marvel (Such a modest marvel!) I'm that modest marvel! Mr Toad! (Toad!) Poop Poop!

With a glint of an eye Or the flash of our nashers Take the hint hurry by We don't welcome gate-crashers In the Wild Wood In the Wild Wood We may drool We may bite We may scratch We may ravage Your a fool if you fight Your no match for a savage In the Wild Wood In the Wild Wood So if you are a stranger Unaware of our name It's best that you go back to From wherever you came We're the Wild Wooders Foxes weasels and stoats The kind of furry animals Who go for your throats Yes we're the Wild Wooders Beware this neighborhood You'll find the do-gooders Come to no-good He's a slow-learner, this one You frighten him a little I think he's frightened enough Who makes the decisions around here? You do chief I've a thirst for a treat And I can't break the habit At the first smell of meat I will do with a rabbit In the Wild Wood In the Wild Wood Those who dare to come near Might be hung Might be beaten Then despair when they hear That they long have been eaten In the Wild Wood In the Wild Wood So if you are a stranger (Stranger) Unaware of our name (Unaware of our name) It's best that you go back to (Back to) From wherever you came (From where you came) We're the Wild Wooders Foxes Weasels and Stoats (Foxes, Weasels and Stoats) The kind of furry animals Who go for your throat (Go for the throat) Yes we're the Wild Wooders Beware this neighborhood You'll find the do-gooders Come to no-good Come to no-good Come to no-good (Come to no-good) Come to no-good (Good good good) No-good We're the Wild Wooders Foxes Weasels and Stoats (Foxes Weasels and Stoats) The kind of furry animals Who go for your throat (Go for your throat) Yes we're the Wild Wooders Beware this neighborhood You'll find the do-gooders Come to no-good You'll find that do-gooders Come to no-good

Your quite sure this map shows all the tunnels under Toad Hall? It does No wonder the old place is so drafty If your as sly as a fox And as wise as an owl With the strength of an ox You will make the villains howl If your as brave as a lion As quiet as a mouse You'll be as happy as a lark when you take back your house Well it's rather more than a house Badge Use the stealth of a cat Be as swift as a deer When we go into bat It's best you show no fear If your as fierce as a tiger As mean as a snake Then we'll teach this gang of thieves it wasn't theirs to take Hush! Hush! We'll be underneath the floors Hush! Hush! And tip toe on your paws Hush! Hush! Once again I stress The element of surprise will be the key to our success I'm really not sure this is a job for a lady Well it's lucky I'm an otter, give it here! They'll be angry as a hoblin Like a bear with a sore head I'll be prouder than a peacock when I'm back in my own bed Now I'm eager as a beaver I'm as crazy as a loon For the battle to commence we ought to be there soon! Then we'll wallop and wack 'em And thwat 'em and thwack 'em And crunch 'em and crack 'em, and then We'll club 'em and clout 'em until they give up Then punch 'em and pound 'em again We'll biff and then bash 'em And trance 'em trash 'em And thump 'em and thrash 'em and all And learn 'em a lesson they'll never forget For daring to take Toad Hall Though some make think we're meek and mild It's time to show them when we're riled We are Wild! Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Stop tweetering like birds Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! I'd like to say a few words Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush! Once again I stress The element of surprise (I want 'em to be quiet!) Will be the key to our success (let me speak!) Then we'll wallop and wack 'em (hush!) And thwat 'em and thwack 'em (hush!) And crunch 'em and crack 'em, and then We'll club 'em and clout 'em until they give up Then punch 'em and pound 'em again We'll biff and then bash 'em And trance and then trash 'em And thump 'em and thrash 'em and all We'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget I know it's exciting but listen to this We'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget A piece of decor and we'll not go amiss Quiet! We'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget For daring to take (Hush!) For daring to take (Hush!) Toad Hall! Hush And accustomed as I am to public speaking I would like to say just this