The Doug Theme Ringtones

Doug and the Slugs Cognac and Bologna Tropical Rainstorm Two city savages were running from the rain, and Seeking shelter in the bamboo-curtained room Their clothes were drying on the back of wicker chairs While lazing out the afternoon We're nothing more than friends gone seperate ways No longer on parallel lines You've run the reasons for doing what was done I can't deny that they're as good as mine Oh, I remember conversations on my roof So whiskey-fueled they had us howling at the stars While laughing at the dark we finally closed the night As reckless as we closed those bars Oh, I could tell you from the coolness of my room Of bonds broken and repaired Forgotten points we made before passing out Or carried drunkenly down those stairs, and Swept away by a tropical rainstorm on the lower mainland Swept away by a tropical rainstorm on the lower mainland Now in the end you're just some poster on my wall And passing by I can't afford the time that you steal You heard your master call and finally turned to home Back to what you think is real Oh, I heard the small-craft warnings long before they came Oh the gales were blowing for days Clearing the pathway of the branches from the storm I realized that you had made your place Swept away by a tropical rainstorm on the lower mainland Swept away by a tropical rainstorm on the lower mainland

Well, I bet you wonderin' how I knew 'Bout your plans to make me blue With some other guy you knew before Out of the two of us guys, you know I loved you more Took me by surprise (Took me by surprise) I must say (I must say) When I found out yesterday Dear God, I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine No, no, I heard it through the grapevine And I'm just about to lose my mind Honey, honey, yeah (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) Honey, honey, I know (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) That you're letting me go Now I know that a man ain't supposed to cry But these tears I can't hold inside Losin' you was my life, you see Because you mean that much to me You could have told me yourself That you loved someone else Instead, I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine No, no I heard it though the grapevine And I'm just about to lose my mind Honey, honey, yeah (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) Honey, honey, I know (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) That you're letting me go You can't hide what I've seen And you can't hide what I've heard But I can't stand this being confused So if it's true you'd better tell me, dear Do you plan to let me go For the other guy you loved before? Dear God, I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine No, no I heard it though the grapevine And I'm just about to lose my mind Honey, Honey yeah (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) Honey, honey, I know (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) That you're letting me go (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) Honey, honey, I know (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) That you're letting me go (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) Honey, honey, I know (Heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be my baby) That you're letting me go (Yeah)

Walkin saks five offa 5ith I done made a check Diamonds havin you starin at my wrist finna break yo neck Drippin all es sauce needa cloth I done made a mess I'm a road runner hit the road you can take a jet Yea I move sharp I'm onna edge like a bayonet Runnin up my money up to Mars ima space cadet You can tell cuz I'm super fly Rollin up sum za got me super high These is red bottoms my shoes got a looser tie She ain't boujee fr she just rude and shy Runnin up money is a problem get yo crew in line Man I jus ran out I need a new supply We want smoke the same This shit flame it's sum turtle pie Show you how to get a bag I'm too certified Ik she was a trick askin what about desert tonight She a sick b**** I can't wait till the nurse arive Then make her get out the whip take her purse n drive But i did it on an accident I got butter fingers but I could definitely snatch yo b**** Her legs stay open like a sport ballin court game Buffs big as fuck why you starin at my door frames F*** around you gonna get burnt we got more flame Yea I mean 3rd degree Ima punch god know it's green jus from the CVV I could never switch i hate to b an edd You lucky I was movin real sloppy but ima let it b Fuckin wit da snakes hell nah I rather b deceased If I keep stacking us these dog ima need a Leesh Im chillin wbu errybody gotta call like let me breathe They try so hard to pick me in a pack Keep me a Juice like i'm from chi-raq I'm on demon time don't take a pic Or your phone screen gonna get cracked He sent hit men to get me whacked I told them boys b***** to move it like that

ARE YOU READY? Yo kids, Yo parents and all the people at the back Let me see your hands up, let me see you stick 'em up And everybody do the clap-clap It's here it's now Yes we're gonna show how From the front to back Let me see your hands up And everybody do the clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love When life is just a big kerfuffle I'm in a heap of trouble My head is spinning round and round My world has gone all oopsie-daisy Just feels completely crazy I know that you are there for me When my plans have all derailed You're someone who never fails Pick me up and start me over Life has knocked me to the ground Will I smile or will I frown? Oh, oh, oh I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love Stomp your feet Clap your hands Roll them hips Everybody scream! Stomp your feet Clap your hands Roll them hips Everybody scream! Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap When my plans have all derailed You're someone who never fails Pick me up and start me over Life has knocked me to the ground Will I smile of will I frown? Oh, oh, oh I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love I am flabbergasted Been blasted By Your love Lord By Your love, love, love Stomp your feet Clap your hands Roll them hips Everybody scream! Stomp your feet Clap your hands Roll them hips Everybody scream! Ladies: (Ooh ooh) Fellas: (Huh!) Ladies: (Ooh ooh) Fellas: (Huh!) Ladies: (Ooh ooh) Fellas: (Huh!) Ladies: (Ooh ooh) Fellas: (Huh!) Yo kids, Yo parents and all the people at the back Let me see your hands up, let me see you stick 'em up And everybody do the clap-clap It's here it's now Yes we're gonna show how From the front to back Let me see your hands up And everybody do the clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Go, go, go, go, go, go clap-clap Flabbergasted

Come on in, close the door Have I seen you here before Well, a girl like you can sure light up a room Pardon me, do you care If I just pull up a chair There's a thing or two I'd like to say to you There's someone who left me, that I've waited for so long But just tonight I realized, she's not coming back at all Funny thing, how you walked in at just the right time 'Cause you're the perfect picture to fit my frame of mind Looking back, now I know I should have done this long ago So, I came in here to make a brand new start So, don't go, take your time I've got a whole new state of mind And tonight you look just like a work of art There's someone who left me, that I've waited for so long But just tonight I realized, she's not coming back at all Funny thing, how you walked in at just the tight time 'Cause you're the perfect picture to fit my frame of mind

I've never been the one to blaze a path But I've never been the type that just gets walked all over I don't normally overreact But I just can't sit here waiting For someone to initiate it I won't stand by and watch it waste away I wanna be a firestarter You can help me if you wanna We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter Burn it higher, burn it hotter We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) I wanna be a firestarter Do the right thing and don't look back They can judge me, but they won't ever suffocate me I can see through the truth and all the lies You can tell me it's not worth fighting But I've seen it, I believe it I won't stand by and watch it waste away I wanna be a firestarter You can help me if you wanna We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter Burn it higher, burn it hotter We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) I wanna be a firestarter You can help me if you wanna We can spread and make the whole world light up (light up, light up-) I wanna be a firestarter You can help me if you wanna We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) We can spread and make the whole world light up Light up, light up I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) I wanna be a firestarter I wanna be a firestarter (firestarter, firestarter-) I wanna be a firestarter

The harbour's misty in the morning love, Oh how I miss December, The Frangipani opens up to kiss the salty air, I know you're getting ready for the office, I suppose he's still there, With you, sharing our morningsun, Chorus: Winter in America is cold, And I just keep growing older, I wish that I had known, Enough of love to leave love enough alone, I've learned something of love, I wish I knew before you left me, It's funny how you don't know what you've got, Until it's gone, And I hope you're getting all the love you ever wanted, But I wish I was there, With you, sharing our morningsun, I wake into the sadness of the rain, And making love to strangers, And wishing I had known, Enough of love to leave love enough alone, Winter in America is cold, And I just keep growing older, I wish that I had known, Enough of love to leave love enough alone, Winter in America is cold, And I just keep growing older, I wish that I had known, Enough of love to leave love enough alone.

Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret. Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name As she sheds her skin on stage I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A. The strip joint veteran sits two away Smirking between dignified sips Of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, but I'm afraid that I Well, I may of faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Well, I'm afraid that I Well, that's right, that I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Well, I'm afraid that I Well, I may of faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Well, I'm afraid that I Well, that's right, well I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh

Well, at birth mom and papa called their little boy Ned He raised him on the banks of a river bed On a houseboat tied to a big tall tree A home for my papa and my mama and me The clock strikes three and papa jumps to his feet Already mama's cooking papa something to eat At half past, papa he's ready to go He jumps in his pirogue headed down the bayou He's got fishing lines strung across the Louisiana rivers Gotta catch a big fish for us to eat He's setting traps in the swamp, catching anything he can Gotta make a living, he's a Louisiana man Gotta make a living, he's a Louisiana man My Muskrat hides hanging by the dozens Even got a lady mink, a muskrat's cousin Got 'em out drying in the hot, hot sun Tomorrow papa's gonna turn 'em into money Well, they call mama Rita and my daddy Jack Little baby brother on the floor, that's Mack Bren and Lin are the family twins And big brother Eddie's on the bayou fishing On the river floats papa's great big boat And that's how my papa goes into town It takes him every bit of a night and a day To even reach a place where the people stay And I can hardly wait until tomorrow comes around That's the day my papa takes his furs to town Papa promised me that I could go He'd even let me see a cowboy show I saw the cowboys and Indians for the first time then I told my pop I've gotta go again Well, Papa said, "Son we've got lines to run We'll come back again but first there's work to be done" He's got fishing lines strung across the Louisiana rivers Gotta catch a big fish for us to eat He's setting traps, he's in the swamp He's catching anything he can Gotta make a living, he's a Louisiana man Gotta make a living, he's a Louisiana man Gotta make a living, he's a Louisiana man Gotta make a living, Louisiana man

Eighty hours a week, that's what I call work And this black under my blue collar is his best pay dirt They work me hard from dawn to dusk Doin' double time puttin' out sweat for a filthy buck F.I.C.A. and the state They make my paycheck look like a big mistake Taxman takes his before I see a cent And what they don't get, I've already spent I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line The more money that I'm making, the less I can call mine Well, I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime Got me more payments than I've got checks Ten more to go on this car, it's a wreck Landlord's at my door, it's a life of hard knocks When all I really want is my piece of the rock I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line The more money that I'm making, the less I can call mine Well, I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line The more money that I'm making, the less I can call mine Well, I'm addicted to a dollar, that ain't worth a dime

Don't mention pale blue eyes softly cryin' My love is gone, so we carry on Just look away while the colours are still dryin' And choose your words from amongst the few That we got left Say what you like about me Go where you go, be who you'll be It's no concern of mine, or is it? When those bygone times Come back to phase me (ooh-ooh) In this lifetime to walk be free of danger I go steppin' out in the spring On a sunny street did I greet you like a stranger? A scene I made, dreamed long ago You are mine Say what you like about me Go where you go, be who you'll be It's no concern of mine, or is it? When those bygone times Come back to phase me (ooh-ooh)

She's not on the telephone But I can hear her voice I don't know why she's living alone But I had made my choice Make it a double for her and me I know the trouble 'cause I could still see Tears in her eyes, that look on her face Oh, there's broken hearts all over the place I've been down lover's lane and back you see I'll make it a double for her and me It's not that I went somewhere ago that I haven't been before But she might change your mind And I want her to know She can find me here watching the door Make it a double for her and me I know the trouble 'cause I could still see Tears in her eyes, that look on her face Oh, there's broken hearts all over the place I've been down lover's lane and back you see I'll make it a double for her and me Make it a double for her and me

I know it's late for talking this way And it's not like me to have something to say I've been thinking about it all night long, my friend Sometimes you don't know what's lost 'til you need it again You turn my life around Round and round and round Whether I'm high in the sky Or falling to the ground It's you, you turn my life around Haven't we tried to figure it out? It doesn't get easier with so many doubts We're always somewhere in between forever and walking away We'll spend a lifetime, you and me, day by day You turn my life around Round and round and round Whether I'm high in the sky Or falling to the ground It's you, you turn my life around You turn my life around

Une larme Simple larme Quand le silence alume la flamme Comme un ami, comme une main Tant de choses Que l'on ose Tant de remords au front qui nous glacent Comme une envie comme demain Si tu veux que des mots Rien d'autre que des mots Si tu veux que des mots Ni vrais ni faux Ils en trouveront de beaux Si tu veux que des mots Rien d'autre que des mots Si tu veux que des mots Doux comme l'eau Ils ont ce qu'il te faut Les prières Ou l'enfer Les regrets de si pâles pudeurs Comme la vie, Comme un serment Des regards, des sourires Et c'est tellement l'illusion du pire Des mots qui passent Comme le vent Si veux que des mots Rien d'autre que des mots Si tu veux que des mots Doux comme l'eau Ils sont ce qu'il te faut.

Le vent m'a soufflé son histoire à l'oreille Il m'a rejoint ce matin à mon réveil Et dans l'ombre j'ai vu ton visage Mais ce n'était qu'un mirage Quelques heures à t'attendre sur le quai Une vague est venue me raconter Dans un grand soupir, ses regrets Les tourments qu'on lui a faits ah ah oh Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs Le temps peut bien passer Rien ne pourra jamais te remplacer Sous nos baisers la Terre s'est animée De cet espoir est née sa liberté Et dans l'ombre j'ai vu ton visage Mais ce n'était qu'un mirage Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs On est si bien ensemble Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs Le temps peut bien passer Rien ne pourra jamais te remplacer (oh non non non non non non) Endormie, j'ai tout vu sans te voir Endormie, un trou dans ma mémoire Endormie, endormie Mais tu vis encore Tu cries encore Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs On est si bien ensemble Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs On est si bien ensemble Ici comme ailleurs Je pense encore à toi Ici comme ailleurs Le temps peut bien passer Rien ne pourra jamais te remplacer Non non oh-oh-oh, woah woah woah, woah woah woah woah woah

I never knew the power of a song Until I heard the music playing the day mama passed on Never knew what innocence was about Til the first time I laid eyes on the face of a new-born child Chorus I never knew love No, I mean real love I never knew that kind of love Til this moment with you I never understood the meaning of home Til I pulled into that old dirt drive after being gone too long I didn't know what serenity really was Til I stopped one day to listen to that river gently run Chorus And I never knew love No, I mean real love I never knew that kind of love Til this moment with you I've known the hunger before tonight for other love I felt the yearning I felt the fire, in their touch This goes deeper than any thing i've ever known Beyond my heart, clear down to my soul I never knew what beauty could behold Til you looked at me and I could see forever unfold Oh you made me whole Chorus I never knew love No I mean real love I never knew that kind of love Til this moment with you Til I was loved by you

C'est toi qui as nagé Dans ma seule rivière C'est toi qui as sauté Par-dessus mes barrières Toi qui as mis le pied Dans ma vierge forêt Sur mes sentiers privés Sur des chemins secrets T'as joué à la cachette D'une drôle de manière T'as triché, je regrette Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris, qu'est-ce qui t'a pris mon frère? C'est toi qui as frayé Ce défendu passage Toi qui as regardé Fleurir mon paysage C'est toi qui as reçu Mes pluies et mes sanglots Je te revois pieds nus Jouer dans mes flaques d'eau T'as joué à la cachette D'une drôle de manière T'as triché, je regrette Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris mon frère? T'as joué à la cachette D'une drôle de manière T'as triché, je regrette Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris, qu'est-ce qui t'a pris mon frère? Woah oh, d'accord, tu ne viens plus Nager dans ma rivière Et tu ne sautes plus Par-dessus mes barrières Mais il flotte toujours L'odeur trop familière De ce jeu de l'amour Que j'apprenais à faire T'as joué à la cachette D'une drôle de manière T'as triché, je regrette Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris mon frère? C'est toi qui as enfoui Dans mon coeur et ma terre Cette honte qui grandit Qu'est-ce qui t'a pris, qu'est-ce qui t'a pris mon frère? Yeah yeah yeah i-yeah i-yeah S'il existe un sentier Pour revenir en arrière Tu m'en as tant montré Montre-le moi, mon frère, yeah i-yeah i-yeah

He sends her roses and lines he composes Things a lady loves. Well he's there to hold her When she needs a shoulder If life gets too rough Oh now that she's left I keep kicking myself whenever I start thinking back He says he needs her, Tells her he loves her, Why didn't I think of that? When she gets down Well he's always around her, He makes her smile again. He mends her heartaches, Remembers her birthday, And tries to be a friend. Now that she's gone I know what I did wrong, It's all so simple in fact. Well he says he wants her, Can't live without her, Why didn't I think of that? (Chorus) Ooh I've been watching Every move that he makes Ooh I've been thinking, It could have been different somehow If I'd know what I know now. He sings her love songs And tells her his love's strong Things she needs to know He tries to please her, And calls for no reason, Just to say hello He says he loves her And he'll never leave her And I never will get her back I did my best, Thought of everything eles, Why didn't I think of that? (Chorus) Ooh i've been watching Every move that he makes Ooh I've been thinking, It could have been different somehow If i'd know what I know now. He sends her roses And lines he compses Things a lady loves. Well he's there to hold her When she needs a shoulder If life gets too rough Oh now that she's left I keep kicking myself whenever I start thinking back He says he needs her, Tells her he loves her, Why didn't I think of that? He says he loves her And he'll never leave her, Why didn't I think of that?