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@Vivien
906
As the first light touched the waves And the ravens cawed across the bay A mighty fleet with red white sails Three hundred Viking ships were On their way War! With thirst for blood and all-out war A thirst that's aching through our hearts and bones We're heading west to distant shores To avenge our father and to win the throne They think their God will save their skin But all resistance will be in vain We stare at death with crimson grins With Odin's help we cannot fail We hold our heads up to the sky And know that we will never die As long as we stand side by side As long as we can see the ravens fly! Ravens fly! Ravens fly! War! Heading to Northumbraland Come what may we won't back down When horns of war begin to sound Aella's head will lose its crown Come what may, we hold our heads Up to the sky And know that we will never die As long as Odin's on our side We hold our heads up to the sky And know that we will never die As long as we stand side by side As long as we can see the ravens fly! Ravens fly! Ravens fly! We hold our heads up to the sky And know that we will never die As long as we stand side by side As long as we can see the ravens fly! We hold our heads up to the sky And know that we will never die As long as we stand side by side As long as we can see the ravens fly! Ravens fly! See the ravens fly!
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@Aliz
568
Mmm, mmm, mmm, I like that I'm into it (I like that) She's a hypnotist (I like that) And I'm on the list (Right on top) Looks, can't resist (You can no longer, you can no longer, wait, wait) Flight at first sight Flight at first sight Flight at first sight Oh my, my, my Oh my, my, my (You can no longer, you can no longer, wait, wait) Mmm, mmm, mmm, I like that I'm into it, I like that She's a hypnotist, I like that And I'm on the list (Right on top) (You can no longer, you can no longer, wait, wait) And no she can't resist Flight at first sight Flight at first sight Flight at first sight Oh my, my, my Oh my, my, my (You can no longer, you can no longer, wait, wait) (Mmm, mmm, hm-mm hey) One look what it took One look what it took One look I was took One look at this crook Taking flight at first site, mmm, talking flight at first sight Flight at first site, mmm, taking flight at first sight Oh my, my, my One look what it took One look what it took One look I was took One look at this crook (You can no longer, you can no longer, wait, wait) Flight at first site, mmm, talking flight at first sight Talking light at first site, mmm, taking flight at first sight Oh my, my, my (You can no longer, you can no longer) (Come with me) Uh (Heh, heh, heh) Mmm, hmm hmm, uh huh, uh huh Used to tell me what's the low down What's the hassle, tell me what's the low down Come on, I know you're sexy Come on, let's take off The seance, it's no cost to get lost And be found in the sound I ask who came for the show down So exclusive, don't mean to be a loser Just go on let your hair down Now little hunny, she cuttin' to it, through it Seem to be strange, I'm barricaded, women, that's a given I'm having them all So you're now Head over heels That shit, I wanna see you Really love the good in this bitch With a nigga so advanced Bmm bmm bmm, bmm bmm bmm Bmm bmm bmm, bmm bmm bmm Bmm bmm bmm, bmm bmm bmm Are you advanced, I'd love to advance with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, so damn entranced with you (with you) Yes, are you advanced, I'd love to advance with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, I'm so damn entranced with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, I am entranced with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, I am entranced with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, I am entranced with you (with you) Yes I am a trance, I am entranced with you (with you) With you, with you, with you Tell me what else can I say I'm feelin' okay, without the devil on my case today, aye I does it, does it, does it, does it Does it, does it does it Does it Tell me what else can I say I'm feelin' okay, without the devil on my case today, aye I does it, does it does it I does it, does it does it, does it, does it I does it, does it does it, does it, does it I does it, does it does it, does it, does it I does it, does it does it, does it, does it Boom boom, Boom boom Boom boom, Boom boom Boom boom, Boom boom Boom boom, Boom boom
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@Harley
163
Kick them heels off baby You look like you need a drink Yeah, it's been crazy lately We need a night, don't you think? You ain't gotta lift a finger So, girl, don't you dare I'll light the candles on the mantle Let 'em take it from there So don't you worry about the whiskey, that's on Jack If you need a little throwback, that's on Cash We could turn the TV on fuzz We could throw our clothes on that rug The way I see it, that only leaves Loving on you, and that's on me Loving on you, girl, that's on me I got a few things baby Here on my list of to-dos I'ma check 'em off one by one Probably gonna take me all night long If you want it girl, you got it Anything under the moon Tonight it's all about you So don't you worry about the whiskey, that's on Jack If you need a little throwback, that's on Cash We could turn the TV on fuzz We could throw our clothes on that rug The way I see it, that only leaves Loving on you, and that's on me Loving on you, girl, that's on me So take your heels off baby You look like you need a drink So don't you worry about the whiskey, that's on Jack If you need a little throwback, that's on Cash We could turn the TV on fuzz We could throw our clothes on that rug The way I see it, that only leaves Loving on you, and that's on me Loving on you, girl, that's on me
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@Wyatt
101
One more drink at the dive bar We started dancing on a table top I think I fell in love When you played "Forever Young" I walked you home in the moonlight You broke your heel, so we went barefoot (barefoot) And we talked 'til the sun came up (came up) And it feels like déjà vu She's perfect Smile like sunshine Holds me just right And every night I keep on falling Landslide into her eyes Leaves me tongue-tied She's everything I ever wanted Too good to be true But she's not you We took the Red Dot to Paris Under the lights all I saw was you And she could feel it too But how can I forget All the memories on her breath? Red wine and regret You're the best I'll ever have And she's perfect Smile like sunshine Holds me just right And every night I keep on falling Landslide into her eyes Something's not right She's everything I ever wanted Too good to be true But she's not you Good is never good enough Good is never good enough (she's not you) Good is never good enough Good is never good enough (she's not you) Good is never good enough Good is never good enough (she's not you) Good is never good enough Good is never good enough She's too good to be true But all I see is you She's perfect Don't deserve this Know for certain And every night I keep on falling Landslide into your eyes Something's not right She's everything I ever wanted Feels like déjà vu 'Cause all I see is you Too good to be true But she's not you
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@Matilde
493
Well I wish you were here so you could be my baby, rescue me from this heartbreak hotel. Yeah I heard it through the grapevine you were comfortably numb on that highway to hell. Now I'm sittin' here on the dock of the bay watching you and that hound dog sail away. So bye bye miss American Pie, tangled up and blue singing yesterday. Oh and I still haven't found what I was looking for and you're dancing in the streets. And god only knows I'm carrying the weight while my guitar gently weeps. And you can follow the tracks of my tears to this old, lonely broke jukebox. Sittin' here in the sounds of silence after the music stopped. Set 'em up Joe don't you know tonight I'm drinking fire and rain. Well she was born to run down thunder road and now I'm dazed and confused in an old purple haze. Yeah I'd walk the line through the ring of fire if you'd take one more look into these eyes. So bye bye miss American Pie, tangled up and blue singing whiskey lullaby. Oh and I still haven't found what I was looking for and you're dancing in the streets. And god only knows I'm carrying the weight while my guitar gently weeps. And you can follow the tracks of my tears to this old, lonely broke jukebox. Sitting here in the sounds of silence after the music stopped. Well watch me now as I fall to pieces I guess you can't always get what you want And what a friend I have in Jesus 'cuz there ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Oh and I still haven't found what I was looking for and you're dancing in the streets. And god only knows I'm carrying the weight while my guitar gently weeps. And you can follow the tracks of my tears to this old, lonely broke jukebox. Sittin' here in the sounds of silence after the music stopped. Yeah I'll be sitting here in the sounds of silence after the music stopped.
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@Inaya
748
내게만 이래 왜 하필? (Yah, yah) 세상아 대체 뭘 원해? (Why me?) 이번 생과는 도저히 틀린 chemistry 귀엔 loser의 소리, wah-wah-wah-wah (Whoa) 이게 뭔 공식임 (Oh) 널 좋아하면 안 돼? MBTI도 모조리 다 반대 망한 것 같애, 내게만, oh, 왜 하필? 왜 하필, 많고 많은 애 중에 똑같이 한 여자를 좋아해? 친구고 뭐고 모르고 상관없이, 마이웨이로 가고 싶은데, nope 내가 먼저 좋아했는데, yeah 벌써 다 끝난 기분인 건 왜? Yeah 0번 고백, N번 차임 Drop it, drop it, 지긋지긋해 머릿속은 다 검고 우중충 막상 하늘은 역대급이잖아 비 한 방울도 안 와 손꼽히는 날씨에 괜한 posting이라도 하려는데 Phone 배터리도 떨어져 내게만 이래 왜 하필? (Yah, yah) 세상아 대체 뭘 원해? (Why me?) 이번 생과는 도저히 틀린 chemistry 귀엔 loser의 소리, wah-wah-wah-wah (Whoa) 이게 뭔 공식임 (Oh) 널 좋아하면 안 돼? MBTI도 모조리 다 반대 망한 것 같애, 내게만, oh, 왜 하필? 마주치려 애써 별 노력을 다할 땐 안 되고 (yeah, yeah, yeah) 후줄근해 숨고 싶을 땐 지겹도록 만나 (that's bad) 매일 나는 마스크 아래로 좋아한다 되뇌 보지만 막상 입을 뗄 땐 굳이 널 놀려 대네, 미친 것 같애 오래 니 옆에 있고 싶어도 운이 기막히게 피해 가는 나 사랑할 수는 있나? 의심을 하게 되지 남들은 다 쉽게 가는 듯한데 왜 나한테만 어려워? 내게만 이래 왜 하필? (Yah, yah) 세상아 대체 뭘 원해? (Why me?) 이번 생과는 도저히 틀린 chemistry 귀엔 loser의 소리, wah-wah-wah-wah (Whoa) 이게 뭔 공식임 (Oh) 널 좋아하면 안 돼? MBTI도 모조리 다 반대 망한 것 같애, 내게만, oh 왜 하필? 왜 하필? 왜 하필? 내 사랑만 이런 것 같지 (haha) 어른들 말하길 첫사랑은 원래 다 이뤄지지 않아 오늘도 간 니 Instagram 너무 예쁘다 미끄러지는 손가락 하트를 콰-콰-콰-콰-콰-콰-콰-쾅 황급히 지워보지만, 신경은 쓸까 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
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@Marija
85
30
@Liza
1394
Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk Of a day -I-ay-I-ay I met a little girl and we stopped to talk Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do 'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue And I knew right then I'd be takin' a whirl 'Round the Salthill Prom with a Galway girl We were halfway there when the rain came down Of a day -I-ay-I-ay And she asked me up to her flat downtown Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do 'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue So I took her hand and I gave her a twirl And I lost my heart to a Galway girl When I woke up I was all alone With a broken heart and a ticket home And I ask you now, tell me what would you do If her hair was black and her eyes were blue I've traveled around I've been all over this world Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl
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@Natasza
17
Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball club Lou? Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game! Abbott: Well it should be. Costello: Hey, Abbott Abbott: What? Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team. Abbott: Why not? Costello: So you the manager? Abbott: I'm the manager! Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people. Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou. Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names. Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You know the guys names? Abbott: I sure do. Costello: Then tell me the guys names. Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you Costello: You the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You know the guys names? Abbott: Im telling you their names! Costello: Well whos on first? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playin first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you! Abbott: Im not asking you, Im telling you. Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first? Abbott: Thats it! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first base. Abbott: Thats his name. Costello: Thats whose name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Thats the mans name! Costello: Thats whose name? Abbott: Yeah! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me! Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first? Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Whats the guys name on first? Abbott: No, Whats on second. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second! Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on first? Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont change the players. Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base? Abbott: Whats the guys name on second base. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second! Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking about him. Costello: Look, you got a first baseman? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Then tell me the fellas name playin first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playin first. Abbott: Thats his name. Costello: Wait, Whats the guys name on first base? Abbott: What is the guys name on second base! Costello: Whos playin second? Abbott: Whos playin first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes on third base. Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Does he give you a receipt? Abbott: Sure. Costello: How does he sign the receipt? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that you give the money to. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy you give the money to. Abbott: Thats how he signs it. Costello: Thats how who signs it? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!? Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Thats who? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt? Abbott: He does! Costello: Well how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy you give the money to. Abbott: Thats how he signs it! Costello: You! You just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt! Abbott: No! Who signs it. Costello: What are you askin me for? Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base? Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt. Costello: Who signs his own receipt? Abbott: No, Who signs his. Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper Abbott: Yes, now wait Costello: he puts his name on it. Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it Costello: How Abbott: and what puts his name on it Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: To you. Abbott: Thats how it does. Costello: How does it look to you? Abbott: Who! Costello: To you. Abbott: Who! Costello: To you. Abbott: Who! Look Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? Abbott: Now thats how it looks. Who. Costello: How? Who? Abbott: Who. Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first base you give the money to? Abbott: Who! After all, the mans entitled to it Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Whose wife? Abbott: Yeah, sure. Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first base Abbott: What is on second base. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second. Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes third... Costello: Third base, I know. Abbott: Yeah. Costello: You got a outfield? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The left fielders name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I just thought Id ask you. Abbott: Well I just thought Id tell you. Costello: The left fielders name? Abbott: Why!? Costello: HmmBecause! Abbott: Oh, hes centerfield. Costello: Oh Abbott: Told you all these players got Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield. Abbott: Now, Whats on second. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second. Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know Both: Third base. Costello: You got a pitcher on this team? Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: Whats his name? Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You dont want to tell me today? Abbott: Im telling you. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow!? Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name? Abbott: Whats on second. Costello: I dont know. Both: Third base! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The catchers name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do you? Abbott: Im telling you. Costello: So the catchers name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrows pitching. Abbott: Now youve got it! Costello: Now Ive got it Abbott: Hey! Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team! Abbott: Well I cant help that. Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve said right. Costello: I dont even know what Im talkin about! Abbott: Well thatsThats all you have Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it? Abbott: Naturally. Now youve got it. Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No, no, no, no Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat Abbott: You throw the ball to first base. Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No! Costello: Naturally gets the ball andand Abbott: You throw the ball to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Thats what Im saying! Abbott: Youre not saying it Costello: I said, I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: No you dont! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Thats what Im saying! Abbott: No it isnt. Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it. Abbott: So Who gets it. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Same as you! Abbott: Now listen Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!? Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to first base. Abbott: All right. Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play. Abbott: Could be. Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Why? I don't know! Hes on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What'd you say? Costello: I said, I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!
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@Ioana
1581
Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball club Lou? Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a whopper of a game! Abbott: Well it should be. Costello: Hey, Abbott Abbott: What? Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team. Abbott: Why not? Costello: So you the manager? Abbott: I'm the manager! Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people. Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou. Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful funny names. Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You know the guys names? Abbott: I sure do. Costello: Then tell me the guys names. Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you Costello: You the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You know the guys names? Abbott: Im telling you their names! Costello: Well whos on first? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playin first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you! Abbott: Im not asking you, Im telling you. Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first? Abbott: Thats it! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who! Costello: The guy on first base. Abbott: Thats his name. Costello: Thats whose name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Thats the mans name! Costello: Thats whose name? Abbott: Yeah! Costello: Well go ahead and tell me! Abbott: Who is on first. Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first? Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Whats the guys name on first? Abbott: No, Whats on second. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second! Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on first? Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont change the players. Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base? Abbott: Whats the guys name on second base. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second! Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking about him. Costello: Look, you got a first baseman? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Then tell me the fellas name playin first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playin first. Abbott: Thats his name. Costello: Wait, Whats the guys name on first base? Abbott: What is the guys name on second base! Costello: Whos playin second? Abbott: Whos playin first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes on third base. Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: Does he give you a receipt? Abbott: Sure. Costello: How does he sign the receipt? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that you give the money to. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy you give the money to. Abbott: Thats how he signs it. Costello: Thats how who signs it? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!? Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Thats who? Abbott: Yeah. Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt? Abbott: He does! Costello: Well how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy you give the money to. Abbott: Thats how he signs it! Costello: You! You just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt! Abbott: No! Who signs it. Costello: What are you askin me for? Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base? Abbott: Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt. Costello: Who signs his own receipt? Abbott: No, Who signs his. Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper Abbott: Yes, now wait Costello: he puts his name on it. Abbott: No, Who puts his name on it Costello: How Abbott: and what puts his name on it Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: To you. Abbott: Thats how it does. Costello: How does it look to you? Abbott: Who! Costello: To you. Abbott: Who! Costello: To you. Abbott: Who! Look Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you? Abbott: Now thats how it looks. Who. Costello: How? Who? Abbott: Who. Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first base you give the money to? Abbott: Who! After all, the mans entitled to it Costello: Who is? Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Whose wife? Abbott: Yeah, sure. Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first base Abbott: What is on second base. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second. Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know. Abbott: Hes third... Costello: Third base, I know. Abbott: Yeah. Costello: You got a outfield? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The left fielders name? Abbott: Why. Costello: I just thought Id ask you. Abbott: Well I just thought Id tell you. Costello: The left fielders name? Abbott: Why!? Costello: HmmBecause! Abbott: Oh, hes centerfield. Costello: Oh Abbott: Told you all these players got Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield. Abbott: Now, Whats on second. Costello: Im not askin you whos on second. Abbott: Whos on first. Costello: I dont know Both: Third base. Costello: You got a pitcher on this team? Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher. Costello: Whats his name? Abbott: Tomorrow. Costello: You dont want to tell me today? Abbott: Im telling you. Costello: Then go ahead. Abbott: Tomorrow!? Costello: What time? Abbott: What time what? Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name? Abbott: Whats on second. Costello: I dont know. Both: Third base! Costello: You got a catcher? Abbott: Sure. Costello: The catchers name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do you? Abbott: Im telling you. Costello: So the catchers name? Abbott: Today. Costello: Today. And Tomorrows pitching. Abbott: Now youve got it! Costello: Now Ive got it Abbott: Hey! Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team! Abbott: Well I cant help that. Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve said right. Costello: I dont even know what Im talkin about! Abbott: Well thatsThats all you have Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it? Abbott: Naturally. Now youve got it. Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Naturally? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No, no, no, no Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat Abbott: You throw the ball to first base. Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Abbott: No! Costello: Naturally gets the ball andand Abbott: You throw the ball to Who. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Thats what Im saying! Abbott: Youre not saying it Costello: I said, I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: No you dont! Costello: I throw it to who? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Thats what Im saying! Abbott: No it isnt. Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it. Abbott: So Who gets it. Costello: Naturally. Abbott: Thats it. Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: Same as you! Abbott: Now listen Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally. Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!? Costello: Then who gets it? Abbott: Naturally. Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to first base. Abbott: All right. Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play. Abbott: Could be. Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Abbott: Yes. Costello: Why? I don't know! Hes on third and I don't give a darn! Abbott: What'd you say? Costello: I said, I don't give a darn! Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!
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@Adrian
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Lashing out the action, returning the reaction Weak are ripped and torn away Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower Battery is here to stay Smashing through the boundaries Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery Pounding out aggression Turns into obsession Cannot kill the battery Cannot kill the family Battery is found in me Battery Battery Crushing all deceivers, mashing non-believers Never ending potency Hungry violence seeker, feeding off the weaker Breeding on insanity Smashing through the boundaries Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery Pounding out aggression Turns into obsession Cannot kill the battery Cannot kill the family Battery is found in me Battery Battery Circle of destruction, hammer comes crushing Powerhouse of energy Whipping up a fury, dominating flurry We create the battery Smashing through the boundaries Lunacy has found me Cannot stop the battery Pounding out aggression Turns into obsession Cannot kill the battery Cannot kill the family Battery is found in me Battery Battery Battery Battery
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@Lize
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Carve your name into this park bench Id carve it into my own skin I dont talk enough I love that you talk too much Your family is white trash I dont know how you turned out so hot We only kiss at goodbye This time I wanna feel you up You make me forget about Everything in my life from the curse of this town I got 10 bucks in my pocket and You know how I wanna spend it I wanna go to the 711 with you I cant hide it you got me excited The only place in this town that open I dont want this night to be over She gets a red bull I get a monster She gets takis I get gummy worms Walking down the street Passing cars they think Im a freak Let me kiss your lips in the pit Milligrams of caffeine 666 I want piercings just like you Can I see your new tattoo I think you are everything That Ive been so scared to be I wanna go to the 711 with you I cant hide it you got me excited The only place in this town that open I dont want this night to be over I dont I dont I dont want this night to be over
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@Annabell
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@Princess
2,414
I can taste my blood is in the water I can feel it getting warmer But my heart's run cold I've grown to see you changing with the seasons You were something I believed in Now the love's run cold You kept me safe until the water froze And I became too much to hold 'Til you let me go And all the blood that's left inside my heart Is not enough to keep me warm Now the love's run cold (now the love's run cold) I can taste my blood is in the water I can feel it getting warmer But my heart's run cold (my heart's run cold) I've grown to see you changing with the seasons You were something I believed in Now the love's run cold (now the love's run cold) Now the love's run cold (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) (Now the love's run cold) I can feel my skin is growing colder When they find me in the water Will my eyes stay closed? Tell me, darling, was it really worth it? As you see me from the surface Watch the red run cold You kept me safe until the water froze And I became too much to hold So you let me go (so you let me go) And all the blood that's left inside my heart Is not enough to keep me warm Watch the red run cold (watch the red run cold) Watch the red run cold I can taste my blood is in the water I can feel it getting warmer But my heart's run cold (but my heart's run cold) I've grown to see you changing with the seasons You were something I believed in Watch the red run cold (watch the red run cold) Watch the red run cold (Watch the red run cold) (Watch the red run cold) (Watch the red run cold) (Watch the red run cold) Watch the red run cold
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