I Wanna Be A Dentist Ringtones

Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!" A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What's she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I'm getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now... get a great tan, now) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Sitting on my chair (lifeguard) In the salty air (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Lounging on the deck (lifeguard) Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard) White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)

I wanna be a hillbilly, prayin' for the rain Drink corn whiskey, raise a little cane You can have the big city, I wanna be a hillbilly. City folks got worries, A country boy's got none All I wanna be is the daddy of a farmer's son Subdivisions are silly, I wanna be a hillbilly. I wanna be a hillbilly, prayin' for the rain Drink corn whiskey, raise a little cane You can have the big city, I wanna be a hillbilly. When I get finished plowin' I'm gonna go to the pond And take my sweet baby And have some good clean fun You gotta work, that's a pity I'm gonna be a hillbilly. I wanna be a hillbilly, prayin' for the rain Drink corn whiskey, raise a little cane You can have the big city, I wanna be a hillbilly. When I die, throw me a big fine wake And have a party in the barn Let me lie in state Plant me under that oak tree I wanna be a hillbilly I wanna be a hillbilly, prayin' for the rain Drink corn whiskey, raise a little cane You can have the big city, I wanna be a hillbilly. Subdivisions are silly I wanna be a hillbilly.

Now I wanna be a good boy I don't wanna be bad Now I wanna run away from home Now I wanna be on my own I just wanna be a good boy I don't wanna be bad Now I wanna run away from home Now I wanna be sad alone Now I wanna be a good boy I don't wanna be bad Now I wanna run away from home Now I wanna be all alone Now I wanna be a good boy I don't wanna be bad Now I wanna run away from home Now I wanna be on my own

I wanna be a little piece of history Let's go I wanna be a painting for all to see Let's go Take a trip Take a big hand full of these And swallow Just a headache A fuzzy memory Tomorrow I wanna be a Warhol Hanging on your wall You down there looking up at me I wanna be a Warhol Displayed on your wall Hung up there staring back at you Staring back at you Give me a taste of your misery Let's go Won't you please come play chemistry And sorrow I can't believe anything that you're telling me Let's go The walls are closing in and melting Nice and slow I wanna be a Warhol Hanging on your wall You down there looking up at me I wanna be a Warhol Displayed on your wall Hung up there staring back at you Staring back at you I wanna be a Warhol Hanging on your wall Staring down at you I wanna be a Warhol Displayed on your wall Still hung up on you Still hung up on you Still hung up on you