He’s A Pirate Captain Hook Remix Ringtones

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the sea be line But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there And the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job the answer always no Hire you now they always laughed we just let 20 go The government they promised me a measly a little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river Saskatchewan And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well you think the local farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed the ship and sank it and stole the fertilizer Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river Farmers cross with so much fear their stomach are a-quiver 'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hay And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He followed on the shore lines cause he didn't own a boat But the cutbacks were coming and the mountie lost his job So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob A swinging sword and skull and bones and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!) Sailing down to Saskatoon the terror of the sea If you want to reach the co-op boy you gotta get by me Ha har And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay And you're gonna lose your stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a-coming and a chill in the breeze But pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze But I'll be back in spring time, but now I have to go I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores And it's a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Captain Walker didn't come home. His unborn child will never know him. We believe him missing with a number of men, Don't expect to see him again. He's believed to be missing with a number of men, Don't expect to see him again. It's a boy, Mrs. Walker, it's a boy. It's a boy, Mrs. Walker, it's a boy! A son! A son! A son! Hear the joyful celebrations in the street! It's a boy born on this first day of peace! We've won! A son! We've won!

What if i woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes Every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Glad i woke to write this song If it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Don't wanna spread any hate Or do much plunderin to ya Just wanna map that may or may not Lead me to buried moola Oh i blame it all on my dad He'd always urge me to play along Makin movies in the backyard Oh my heart is too far gone Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Be the hero of my own tale If i die before then maybe I'll reincarnate as a whale Where's my green flag Where's my go ahead Wanna do something Crazy before i'm dead Lotsa red flags I'm ignoring them Don't need a ship Guess a raft would be alright instead Just get me out of here Just get me out of here One day i woke up and decided i wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail that sea Be the hero of my own life If it makes me enough money I'll finally quit my 9-to-5 Well just you watch ima sail that sea Glad i woke up to write this song When it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone

I saw it walking lonely down the street Cool like a cat and like a crazy dream I'm looking twice again and can't believe (Now-now-now) It turned around and then it looked at me I thought, "Oh, no", it really couldn't be It was a man and was a woman too (wow) He's a woman, she's a man He's a woman, she's a I think it really came from far away I'm feeling hypnotized, I have to stay It takes my hand and says, "Come on, let's go" (Let's go-let's go-let's go) We're going home there's nothing more to say He starts to move, she starts to play I need a body, why not you? (Wow) He's a woman, she's a man He's a woman, she's a woman He's a woman, she's a man He's a woman, she's a Woman

(D. Locorriere/S. Silverstein) Knowing she's there makes it possible to live Knowing she's there giving all she's got to give And when the road got long and the load got heavier She'd whisper babe I'm in love with ya And made it easier to bear knowing she's there Knowing she's there when I reach out in my sleep Knowing she's there to hold me when I'm weak And when the nights got cold and the days got drearier She'd whisper babe I'm right here with ya And made it easier to bear knowing she's there Why did it make me take the lady's love for granted How could it live so deep in a woman and never notice a change Why doesn't any love ever go the way you planned it And why doesn't any woman ever stay the same Now knowing she's there instead of being here with me Just knowing she's there giving him what she gave me And it ain't that I can't live without it But every time I think about it Something inside me screams Something inside me burns I feel something inside me tear Knowing she's there Knowing she's there Knowing she's there Knowing she's there (C)1978 Tro Essex Music Ltd./Carlin Music Corp.

Contrite, commercial, arrogance, leprosy Consume the bitch, the fucker, mindless like a child For pity's sake, I've had all that I can take We try, but in the end, we'll see There are no more codes, only who is shit and who's still free I was gonna change the world with honor and aggression No one listened, no one cared, all they saw was misdirection Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again I don't want you anymore, I don't want you anymore I don't need you anymore, I don't need you anymore Fingerprint of God, your new religions covet This vessel wasn't built to last, but I will live forever You'll never have to say surrender because you're so part of it My total honesty has no place for tomorrow Guilty pleasures give me pain, tell my people I can't follow Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again You'll never censor me You better cherish me My reason has a voice Freedom's gone, but we'll always have a choice My present future tense It doesn't make much sense I'm coming after you Fuck you all, I'm the only point of view Violence and dollar signs Another processed piece of shit You hide your fault in diamonds and give away the only cost You can't delay the inevitable lost Don't understand the incredible path I'm losing ground, but I won't care when I go down Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again Go ahead and disagree, I'm giving up again I'm giving up again I'm giving up again

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam In your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of 'em dreams, most of 'em dreams Yes I am a pirate, a few two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over-forty victim of fate Arrivin' too late, arrivin' too late I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin', I've got to go fishin' Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends Just a few friends, just a few friends

(S. Silverstein/D. Locorriere) I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've walked a couple more roads than you babe and that's all And I'm tired of runnin' while you're only learning to crawl And you're heading somewhere, but I've been to somewhere and found it was nowhere at all And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all Now saying goodbye girl, don't never come easy at all But you've gotta fly 'cause you're hearing them young eagles call And someday when you're older you'll smile at a man strong and tall And you'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe and that's all You'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all (C)1976 Sunbury Music Ltd./Horse Hairs Music

Have you seen her face She's got a face that would stop a clock And with that face I surely won't stop To look her in the eyes But her money's green Like tea and so's her teeth But she's still so close to my reach If I call, if I call at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all So the story goes I think I'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A gigolo is the only way to go And so I show my face And I can't even fake a smile But I'm laughing inside all the while This little girl, she's a joke, she's a joke, she's a joke Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all Any time at all He's a whore (I'd do anything for money) He's a whore (Look at the things that I write) He's a whore (Ooh, the stories I can tell) He's a whore (In the morning as well as night) I'm a whore (He'll do anything for money) I'm a whore (Look at the clothes that he wears) I'm a whore (He'll do anything for money) I'm a whore Ans so the story goes I think I'll take her for a ride With this moneybag by my side A gigolo is the only way to go

I was stunned by the light as I looked through your window With the greatest intention not meaning to see I was there in the dark, and I saw you together You were up in his arms, I was down on my knees Get the cards on the table, no need to pretend You've got to be cruel to be kind He can sell you his love, and you know you will pay 'cause He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Liar He's a liar (and I should know) Well, they told me I fell, but I just don't remember I was standing face down, they were there at my feet There was smoke in the air and the sweet smell of leather I was down through the window and down in the street Well, I'm cold and I'm hungry, but I'm still alive And it's not how I want it to be There's a hand on my shoulder, he said I'll survive but He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Was it not for the man that was blocking the drive Was it not for the red limousine I'd be millions of miles from the scene of the crime And somehow in this madness believe she was mine but I'm a liar He's a liar (and I should know) Liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar He's a liar (and I should know) He's a liar

What a dog, baby! What a dog! He's a tramp but they love him Breaks a new heart, every day He's a tramp, they adore him And I only hope he'll stay that way He's a tramp, he's a scoundrel He's a rounder, he's a cad He's a tramp, but I love him Yes, and even I have got it pretty bad You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way I wish that I could travel his way I wish that I could travel his way

He's a tramp, but I love him Breaks a new heart every day He's a tramp, i adore him And I only hope he'll stay that way He's a tramp, he's a scoundrel He's a rounder, he's a cad He's a tramp, but I love him Yes, even I have got it pretty bad You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way He's a tramp, i adore him And I wish that I could travel his way He's a tramp, but I love him And I only hope he'll stay that way You can never tell when he'll show up He gives you plenty of trouble I guess he's just a no 'count pup But I wish that he were double He's a tramp, he's a rover And there's nothing more to say If he's a tramp, he's a good one And I wish that I could travel his way I wish that I could travel his way Wish that I could travel his way