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I Love You But I've been away from you so long God take me back to where I belong baby I'll do what you want me to I'll do what you want me to do, I'll do anything I want you I never needed you so bad Why do you feel like making me so sad Girl I'll do whatever you want me to I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to Love's the thing thats made us happy, Love's the thing thats made us sad, If we dont get back together, We might lose our romance Might not get a second chance... I Love You And I wanna be your man If you tell me that I can baby You know I'll do whatever you want me to I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do Love's the thing thats made us happy, Love's the thing thats made us sad, If we dont get back together, We might lose our romance Might not get a second chance... I Love You And I wanna be your man If you tell me that I can baby I'll do whatever you mant me to I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do I'll do what you want me to I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do Everything you want me to I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do Every every every every every every every every every I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do Everything Everything you want me to do I'll do what you want me to do I'll do anything that you want me to do

It's hard to explain The hardships and pain That true lovers must endure That's for sure I have my regrets But much more than that This special love we must secure More and more There's no better feelin' Than when I rise up to see the morning sun And watch the sunrise in you eyes You're like the summer breeze When I'm going through my winter time So baby take this love of mine 'Cause anything you want, girl I will give it to you Anything you need, girl My heart will be so true Anything you want, girl I will give it to you Anything you need, girl My heart will always be true to you They say once you're bit, you're twice as shy I have no reason to ask you why, why oh why We must understand the ultimate plan Is that we live a happy life In the by and by There's no better feelin' Than when I rise up to see the morning sun And watch the sunrise in you eyes You're like the summer breeze That comes to me in the winter time So honey, I hope you realize 'Cause anything you want, girl I will give it to you Anything you need, girl My heart will always be true Anything you want, girl I will surely give it to you Anything you need, girl My heart will always be true to you

Nothin' and nobody Baby, could ever take or stop The love that I have for you It's very simple, you see it's Baby, it's real It's so, so real What I feel I'll do for you anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams Without you, girl, it don't mean a thing For you I'll do anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams Without you, girl, it don't mean a thing I never thought that I would be knowin' The kind of love that you have been showin' The way you do the beautiful things you do You really know how to make me love you Uh, ah, can't you see I want it Ooh, uh, girl, I've been lon-lonely Ooh, ooh, got to, got to hold you Ooh, ooh, got to make love to you Can't you feel the fire I'm burnin' up from one desire The thrill from loving you I can't help myself, I swear it's true I'll do for you anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams Without you, girl, it don't mean a thing For you, girl, I'll do anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams And without you, girl, it don't mean a thing I never thought that I would be feeling Love so strong for so long and still willin' To give you all the love I've got to give For as long, as long as I'm chilling Uh, ah, can't you see I want it Uh, uh, girl, I've been lon-lonely Ooh, ooh, now I got to hold you Ooh, ooh, gonna make love to you Girl, I'll go insane If you ever take The love I feel for you I can't help myself, I swear it's true I'll do, girl, for you anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams Without you, girl, it won't mean a thing No, no No, no, no, no, no No, no Uh... I'll do, girl, for you anything you want me to You're my world, my hopes and dreams Without you, girl, it don't mean a thing For you I'll do

If there's anything you want Come on back 'cause it's all still here I'll be in the back room drinking my half of the beer And if you and me is so right Why is the same thing every night? It's just a matter of time It's almost measurable Imagination ain't kind On us Tonight You're at you best when you got the guns turned 180 degrees And finding out if it adds all up right We go through all the same lies and sell out to appease But go to sleep in a bed of lies I've made my own more than once or twice And now time is my time Time is my own I feel so alive, yet I feel so alone 'Cause you know you're the one and that that hasn't changed Since you were 19 and still in school Waiting on a light on the corner by Sound Exchange

ใครเขาสอนให้มองอย่างงี้ ก็มีคนจะตาย เธอจะยิ้มอะไรมากมาย มันน่ารักรู้เปล่า ทำสายตาอะไรอย่างงั้น ระวังจะมีเรื่องราว อย่ามายิ้มได้ไหม ถ้าเธอไม่ได้จริงจัง เลิกน่ารัก เพราะฉันกำลังจะไหวหวั่น ขอได้ไหม ไม่ไหวนะที่เธอทำอย่างนั้น น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรว่ามา เธอทำแบบนี้ รู้ไหมฉันมีปัญหา อย่าเล่นกับหัวใจ ก็ตกหลุมรักแล้วไง เกือบจะเผลอไป call you mine น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรพูดเลย เธอมาทำให้ฉันนั้นมันต้องยอมให้เธอ และที่เธอต้องรับไป ก็คือใจฉันไง คิดจะน่ารัก ก็รับผิดชอบหน่อยไหม I'm falling for you (เฮ้ย ทำไมมันน่ารักขนาดนี้วะ) I'm falling for you ดูเหมือนเธอนั้นอยากจะเป็นโจร ชอบมาปล้นใจฉันอยู่ได้ เหมือนว่าฉันจะโดนเธอผลัก ตกหลุมรักจนขึ้นไม่ไหว Diamond ring อยากจะมอบให้เธอจริง ๆ อยากพาเธอไป din', din' ฉันจะให้เธอ everything อย่ามายิ้มได้ไหม ถ้าเธอไม่ได้จริงจัง เลิกน่ารัก เพราะฉันกำลังจะไหวหวั่น ขอได้ไหม ไม่ไหวนะที่เธอทำอย่างนั้น น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรว่ามา เธอทำแบบนี้ รู้ไหมฉันมีปัญหา อย่าเล่นกับหัวใจ ก็ตกหลุมรักแล้วไง เกือบจะเผลอไป call you mine น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรพูดเลย เธอมาทำให้ฉันนั้นมันต้องยอมให้เธอ และที่เธอต้องรับไป ก็คือใจฉันไง คิดจะน่ารัก ก็รับผิดชอบหน่อยไหม (Oh-oh, oh-oh) I'm falling for you (Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) (Oh-oh, oh-oh) I'm falling for you (Oh-oh, oh-oh) น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรว่ามา เธอทำแบบนี้ รู้ไหมฉันมีปัญหา อย่าเล่นกับหัวใจ ก็ตกหลุมรักแล้วไง เกือบจะเผลอไป call you mine น่ารักขนาดนี้ จะเอาอะไรพูดเลย เธอมาทำให้ฉันนั้นมันต้องยอมให้เธอ และที่เธอต้องรับไป ก็คือใจฉันไง คิดจะน่ารัก ก็รับผิดชอบหน่อยไหม (oh, baby) I'm falling for you (จะเอาไรไหนว่ามาดิ, yah) I'm falling for you

So there you are, Again you're circling all around, If you could only touch me now, Strangers from the past, Dont hesitate, Now we're standing face to face, If heaven is the only place, Would you take my hand? Just tell me what do you want from me, This is love in the first degree, Tell me why, everytime I feel your eyes all over me. Tell me what do you want from me, Are you mad enough to see, That its hard to cross the line, Come on now, set me free. What do you want from me. Get closer now, Softly whisper in my ear, Please take me away from here, Away from all my tears. Its not too late, Now we're standing face to face, And heaven is the only place, Will you understand? Just tell me what do you want from me, This is love in the first degree, Tell me why everytime I feel your eyes all over me. Tell me what do you want from me, Are you mad enough to see, That its hard to cross the line, Come on now, set me free. And I know, If you give me this feeling, I'll be there to hold you tight. Cauz I'd show, your love is a hero, We will run, run out of sight. What you want? What do you want from me, This is love in the first degree, Tell me why everytime I feel your eyes all over me

Do You Want More?!!!??! The Roots Buy for 1, 29 € Subscribe Well I'm a fly Philly nigga, finger on the trigga MCs repent from sins, God's comin again Original (what?), visionary individual Original (what?), visionary individual I proceed, as I give ya whatcha need Like I'm a medical doctor, watch the damage I inflict properly, ain't nobody risin on top of me I be droppin more plot in my mic monopoly Got to be, got to be reality, Stevie Wonder see Black Thought be me, I groove ba-by Or I clue they say baby Would you get with this? Not even maybe It's the mister gravy and shit To explain what's goin on inside my brain You're scared, jealous No analyst can maintain or handle this... Mind train, yo I'm on some old snap a rapper neck shit You know what I'm sayin? So niggaz best get out of my path Kid, I'm on point like a gat The basket case, I waste MCs with rapture taste Facing these leads to cats diminished They be pullin the mic out that ass when I get finished Administrative assistant I'm not, yo, I'm the principal Nigga, takin shots, like I'm invincible Figure me to be hardcore, my input cuts your jaw For real, for short, do you want more?!!!??! Yo, Philly in the house y'all (Do you want more?) South Philly in the house y'all (Do you want more?) West Philly in the house y'all (Do you want more?) North Philly in the house y'all (Do you want more?) G-Town in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Mount Airy in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Oaklane in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Lodan in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Jersey in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Uptown in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Brooklyn in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Manhattan in the house y'all (Do you want more?) The Boogie Down in the house y'all (Do you want more?) L.I. in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Come on, Queens in the house y'all (Do you want more?) DC in the house y'all (Do you want more?) West Coast in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Down South in the house y'all (Do you want more?) London in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Germany in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Tokyo in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Africa in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Puerto Rico in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Yeah, we in the house y'all (Do you want more?) Come on

You're kryptonite You make me weak, I know the type Rattle my bones and my heart can't take it I'm terrified; I know it's probably suicide But I don't care, it's a sweet temptation (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I like to think that I could just leave (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) Then you turn around and tug on my leash You know how to put me through it (Do what you want) The way you love is superhuman (Do what you want) And I'm prepared to take a bruisin' If I-I-I-I like what you're doing So do what you want, you want with me I scream your name The stars are going up in flames You fill me up, but the water's shallow I take the blame; your love might be the enemy Up on the edge, where you go I follow (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I like to think that I could just leave (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) Then you turn around and tug on my leash You know how to put me through it (Do what you want) The way you love is superhuman (Do what you want) And I'm prepared to take a bruisin' If I-I-I-I like what you're doing So do what you want, you want with me Do what you want, you want with me I'll be your prisoner I'll take the blame I'm never leaving you, I like the pain I keep forgiving ya My heart's in chains I'm never leaving you, I like the pain I'll be your prisoner I'll take the blame I'm never leaving you, I like the pain I keep forgiving ya My heart's in chains I'm never leaving you You know how to put me through it (Do what you want) The way you love is superhuman (Do what you want) And I'm prepared to take a bruisin' If I-I-I-I like what you're doing So do what you want, you want with me Do what you want, you want with me Do what you want, you want with me I'll be your prisoner I'll take the blame I'm never leaving you, I like the pain I keep forgiving ya Do what you want, you want with me I keep forgiving ya My heart's in chains I'm never leaving you Do what you want, you want with me

Oooooh-ooh-oh-ooh, ha-ha Steady, are you ready? What's going on? Steady, are you ready? Are you ready? What's going on? What's going on? Cold rushed air Feel the melody that's in the air I'm down, take a look around What's going down? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? Bongo by the way However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? Ayo, it's time for the function Time to bring dinner to all of these niggas luncheon This for 2Pac, Heron, Bountry Halloween mask, carve one of you pumpkins Empty the pills out, fire up the purp now Game is back, lil' niggas, pull your skirt down Flow ice cold, Max Julian on a ho Used to run the rock, Jim Brown in the snow Moncler bomber, armor Under Armour .38 special 'cause I believe in karma Double entendre holdin' your Aunt Sandra Then we can talk the location I left your mama Lost on the ganja, lettin' my mind wander Made for the drama like a fuckin' mixtape Use a Phantom in a drive-by nigga and switch plates Gettin' the bigger pool, the only way to diss Drake And I'm comin' (however do you need me?) However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? Don't compare me to shit, I ain't none of you niggas I'll smoke your lil' mafia in front of you nigga Left Aftermath 'cause I wanted to nigga Still pull up on Dre and smoke a blunt or two, nigga It's lit, came in the game like a red nose pit You got business in LA? I dead your shit Shut video shoots down, turn airplanes around Knowledge in belly, anonymous rounds Tryna host AOD and niggas lying you down Of course the wolves can smell when vagina in town Turn these niggas inside out like Killa Cam back Intercepted at the airport, nigga the Rams back Flyin' Spur, top missin' like Ginobili Grill all gold, that's my motherfuckin' whoadie Love when niggas act like they don't know me 'Til I start shootin', remind 'em of the old Kobe S'life However do you want me? However do you need me? (Whenever you want it, however you want it) However do you want me? However do you need me? (Whenever you want it, however you want it) However do you want me? (Whenever you want it, however you want it) Cold rushed air Feel the melody that's in the air I'm down, take a look around What's going down? However do you want me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? Nigga, I'm my own Suge, report to nobody Give these niggas awards and they still nobodies I don't go to the Grammys, nigga I bag those Fuck the BET awards, I done had those Fuck a freestyle, nigga this a cash flow Young Jay and I ain't never had a Jaz-O Ask Kanye, "Who the real asshole?" Cuban links, smokin' a Cuban, Fidel Castro Feet up at Mastero's, table full of models I'ma fuck 'em all, right hand on the Bible Head game crazy, mommy suicidal Rubbin' on my dick while she download Tidal This the life of Pablo mixed with Mercielagos A product of gin and juice inside of my baby bottle Said this the life of Pablo mixed with Mercielagos No more parties in LA or Chicago However do you need me? (Whenever you want it, however you want it) However do you want me? However do you need me? (Whenever you want it, however you want it) However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me? However do you want me? However do you need me?

So long now Since you walked and left me Why did your love grow cold? Don't you think you need me? I see that smile; it's your face I feel you holding on and on I hear your voice It's saying, "Bye-bye love" I count my teardrops as they fall Do you want crying? Look, I'm crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, oh You got me crying You've got me crying Do you want crying? So long now Since you walked and left me Why did your love grow cold? Don't you think you need me? Do you want crying? Look, I'm crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, oh You got me crying You've got me crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, yeah Do you want crying? You got me crying Do you want crying? Do you want crying? Look, I'm crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, oh You got me crying You've got me crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, yeah Do you want crying? Look, I'm crying Do you want crying? Oh, oh, oh, oh

Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose... Anything goes! Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not! Yes, I am, yes, I am! The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I... In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Yes! (No!) I! (You!) Can! (Can't!) Anything goes!

You'll never know how much I really love you You'll never know how much I really care Listen Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Whoa, oh, oh Closer Let me whisper in your ear Say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh Listen Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Whoa, oh, oh Closer Let me whisper in your ear Say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I've known a secret for a week or two Nobody knows, just we two Listen Do you want to know a secret Do you promise not to tell Whoa, oh, oh Closer Let me whisper in your ear Say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

Just sing like it's your last song, and drink because you can Oh and dance, Like we're all drunk and we don't even care Sing like it's all over, you could Blame me for what went wrong But would you blame me, if tomorrow never Comes. We will count our days in hours, while we will fill our weeks with Dreams We will see the hand goes under, while the face will turn into the Opposite But the failure of today, should be a lesson for tomorrow We will Count our days, while the hand goes down. Well spend like it's your last Month, do whatever the fuck you want Don't even think about tomorrow or the Other days to come And when I look back from above, I'll take a look at all my Scars And maybe I doesn't look that pretty, but I did won a hundred wars. We Will count our days in hours, while we will fill our weeks with dreams We will See the hand goes under while the face will turn into the opposite But the Failure of today, should be a lesson for tomorrow We will count our days, While the hand goes down.

Would you like to live in Houston Where the cowboys come to town Or maybe Pensacola Where the sun shines all year 'round Or even New York City Where the city never sleeps I'm offering you the option Before you get in too deep If you can anything else, Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here There's work up in Seattle If you don't mind the rain San Diego to Savannah They'd all be glad you came But life with me would always be A roller coaster ride You won't hurt my feelings Whatever you decide If you can anything else, Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here This place might look real good right now But lookin' good don't last But if you choose it, anyhow I'll give you all I have If you can anything else Baby, be good to yourself You can find a nice place, have a good life Don't worry 'bout me, I'm gonna be alright You can make a new start You can see yourself clear If you can do anything else, do it But if you can't Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, be good to yourself Baby, you can you stay right here Baby, be good to yourself Baby, you can you stay right here

Nothing in the world that I won't do I'll give the world to you if you want me to I'll do anything Ah nothing in the world that I won't do I'll give the world to you if you want me to I'll do anything I'll do anything for you I'll give the world to you If you want me to I'll do anything for you I'll give the world to you If you want me to They think I'm a fool 'Cause I do so many things (for you) But they don't know the reason Why I do all the things I do (for you) Maybe they'll never see, the things you do for me The way you make me strong Whenever things go wrong When you stand by my side How you relax my mind and show me what to do To make my dreams come true (I'll do anything) Anything you want me to (I'll do anything) There's nothing in this world that I won't do (For you) I'll do anything for you Anything you want me to I'll give the world to you If you want me to (yes, I do) I'll do anything for you (yes, I will) I'll give the world to you If you want me to I hope very soon You'll see all the love I have (for you) I've been holding some inside 'Cause I thought it was too much (for you) The love I have inside I will no longer hide Because I trust in you Stay right by my side, 'cause you relax my mind And show me what to do to make my dreams come true (I'll do anything) (I'll do anything) There's nothing in this world that I won't do (for you) I'll do, I'll do anything I'll do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Anything for you I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Anything for you For you Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do, do it baby For you Nothing in the world that I won't do I'll give my world to you if you want me to I'll do anything I'll do anything for you I'll give the world to you If you want me to I'll do anything for you I'll give the world to you If you want me to I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Anything for you I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do, do, do, do, do, do, do Anything for you I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do (I'll do anything) I'll do, do, do, do, do, do, do Anything for you

(Yeah, check me out) (Wait) I'd do anything to make you smile, bitch Travel 'round the world and come back home and now my style switched They say I get spicy when I step out, this ain't mild shit I hit that last night and she already feel nostalgia Five hunnid thousand Just for me to hit my little dance, then I'm bouncing You know that the bread keep coming, Golden Corral, bitch You know that the head keep coming 'cause she's a down, ooh Nice dress but your birthday suit's a better outfit Mic check (can you hear me now 'cause I just downed it?) I'm Jack, but I came up with the fucking fountain My OG's move a mountain, I'm cutting up like a Shaolin I'm bouncing, I think I need some counseling I'm bouncing, I think I need some- (think I need some-) I'm bouncing, I think I need some counseling I'm bouncing, I think I need some- (I think I need some-) I'd do anything to make you smile, bitch Travel 'round the world and come back home and now my style switched They say I get spicy when I step out, this ain't mild shit I hit that last night and she already feel nostalgia Five hunnid thousand Just for me to hit my little dance, then I'm bouncing You know that the bread keep coming, Golden Corral, bitch You know that the head keep coming 'cause she's down- I'ma fuck the earrings off of you I'ma check my schedule and then clear it all for you Look up at the ceiling, yeah, that mirrors all for you Know I love them curves and how they veering off of you I'ma grip that body power steering off of you You know you a star, that's why they cheering all for you You my lil' muse, get these lyrics all for you And then I sing 'em like an Ed Sheeran song to you 'Cause I love the shape of you, hmm, you, you, you I mean the memory is nice, but I would love a tape of you You, you, you, you, you I got so much that I want to say to you I'd do anything to make you smile Take you the Panamar Canal Hotels five star like they play for Coach Cal But they call me Young Pitino 'cause I'm good in both towns

So you think the girl's crazy She eat up your lies like it's good (Your lies like apple pie) (She don't even cry) She is not a fool She's just tryin' to do What her heart says to To love you And as you take to the wind again (To the wind again she breaks down) And as she breaks down within (Within, within) She waits for you patiently, Hoping that someday you'll see That all she really wants to be Is yours and yours alone eternally What do you want the girl to do Don't you know you're breakin' The child in two What do you want the girl to do All she really wants is you She knows what you are Still she'll be your queen if you let her (Just say the word today) (Build the world around her) Now and then you'll promise All the way-out things you're goin' to get her (You will see, you will see) Still she knows better (So damn glad you found out about her Don't leave the girl) As she watch you come and go (For your show) And as she watch your promises erode She waits for you patiently, Hoping that someday you'll see That all she really wants to be Is yours and yours alone eternally What do you want the girl to do Can't you see you're breakin' The child in two What do you want the girl to do All she really wants is you What do you want the girl to do Don't you know you're breakin' The child in two What do you want the girl to do Can't you see you're breakin' The child in two

Little girl? Sweetheart? California? Do you want to play with me? Lovely girl, lovely girl Do you want some candy? My lovely girl, my lovely girl Let's play some games Let's play some games today Funny games Some funny games today Becky, look, over there Do you want to play with me? (Come here, come here) Lovely girl, lovely girl (Come here, girl) Do you want some candy? (Here, my girl) My lovely girl I want you to come here so we can play (My lovely girl) Let's play some games Let's play some games today Funny games (Funny, funny, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Some funny games today (Funny, funny, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Ha ha ha ha!

And now it's time for 'Silly Songs with Larry', the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never been Greenland And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you We don't do anything And I never hoist the mainstay And I never swab the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard 'Cause I never sail at all, And I've never walked the gang plank And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you We don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping-pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the fall Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate? Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Oh ... And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? I think you look like Cap'n Crunch! Huh? No I don't! Do too Do not! You're making me hungry That's it, you're walkin' the plank! Says who? Says the captain, that's who! Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stink bug, And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings ... You just don't get it! And we've never been to Boston in the fall!

My cheeks were reflecting the longest wavelength My fan was folded up and grazing my forehead And I kept touching my neck to guide your eye to where I wanted you to kiss me when we find some time alone My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlight I look like a neon zebra shaking rain off of stripe And the rivulets had you riveted to the places that I wanted you to kiss me when we find some time alone And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want Started out sippin' the water And now we try to swallow the wave And we try not to let those bastards get us down We don't worry anymore Cause we know when the guff comes we get brave After all, look around, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening now Let's pretend we're eight years old playin' hooky I draw on the wall and you can play UFC rookie Then we'll grow up, take our clothes off and you remind me that I wanted you to kiss me when we find some time alone And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want And then we can do anything we want

Can't you see I'm holding on All these things keep me going I like the way you always make to me Late night walks, the smell of your skin You gave me nothing, but I'll fit in I like the way you always make to me You say you want love, you say you give love I cannot give you anything Send me letters all the time Can't accept we'll be fine and I like the way you always make to me You say you want love, you say you give love I cannot give you anything Uuuuuh You say you want love, you say you give love I cannot give you anything No, no, no I cannot give you anything

Arr! Arr! ARr! ARR! We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never been to Greenland, And I've never been to Denver, And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul, And I've never been to Moscow, And I've never been to Tampa, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! And I never hoist the mainstay, And I've never swabbed the poop deck, And I never veer to starboard, Cause I never sail at all. And I've never walked the gangplank, And I've never owned a parrot, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! 'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well, I've never plucked a rooster, And I'm not too good at ping pong, And I've never thrown my mashed potatos, Up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk, And I've never gotten head lice, And I've never been to Boston in the Fall! (Spoken part) Pirate Captain's Log, 2002, Who be this band Relient K? And why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know, what he did, But we're down with Captain Kidd, We don't wake up before lunch, But we all eat Captain Crunch, We don't smoke, We don't chew, We watch Captain Kangaroo! And I've never licked a spark plug, And I've never sniffed a stinkbug, And I've never painted daisies, On a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt, And I don't look good in leggings, And I've never been to Boston in the fall! (Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!) We are the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything! We're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay at home and lie around, And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

Huh, uh yeah Bout to put it to 'em With some ghetto slick shit, heh Check it out, one time For your motherfuckin' mind (motherfuckin' mind) Yo I'm saying they gon' smell me on this one No doubt, he-heh Check it out, oh yeah Listen On the cross town with the top down Sounds banging out the backstreets (alright) Me and shorty two deep She's flashing me thighs Wind blowing through her hair Baby we can take it there (take it there) But first I gotta make my rise Baby slow down My crib's on the other side of town But from the look in her eyes She was hypnotized Rubbed her hands on my chest And started getting undressed Tell me why Could it be my chromed out rims? Break you neck when you see a nigga dip Or could it be the ice you see? But you tell me that you're really feelin' me Could it be the word on the block? I know they told you that a nigga got it locked Tell me why you just can't stop I'm thinking that it's all about me What could it be? I got the sixty inch flat tv, what? Got it like DVD, whatever you need I got the bubbles in the tub with the back rub (bathtub) Silk sheets baby to make love Oh girl I wanna hit it in the worst way After that you'll be coming back like every day Oh yeah send you back to your girls with something else to say How I hit it, split it, had you with it 'till the break of day Could it be my chromed out rims? Break you neck when you see a nigga dip Or could it be the ice you see? But you tell me that you're really feelin' me Could it be the word on the block? I know they told you that a nigga got it locked Tell me why you just can't stop I'm thinking that it's all about me What could it be? Could it be the drop top Benz That got your friends going out on a limb Sliding me numbers when you ain't watching them Playing me close but I'm not feeling them Could it be the time piece flooded with chips? You with me cause I flex brigets around my wrist? Or large amounts up in my bank account You tell me you love me baby but what's that all about Could it be my chromed out rims? Break you neck when you see a nigga dip Or could it be the ice you see? But you tell me that you're really feelin' me Could it be the word on the block? I know they told you that a nigga got it locked Tell me why you just can't stop I'm thinking that it's all about me What could it be? Could it be my chromed out rims? Break you neck when you see a nigga dip Or could it be the ice you see? But you tell me that you're really feelin' me Could it be the word on the block? I know they told you that a nigga got it locked Tell me why you just can't stop I'm thinking that it's all about me What could it be?

Here I wait Brush against my skin I feel the waves Of every open door I could have stayed I could have stayed and been fine I could have stayed Howl when the world Is standing in from of me Saying I can do anything I can do anything Watch me Watch me I could have stayed I could have stayed and been fine I could have stayed I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine Watch me I could have stayed and been fine

What do you want What do you want You're messing up everybody else By being so cool What is it you need What is it mmm You confuse a lot of people's minds By being undecided Said you loved me once The way you made me feel Now why does it hurt so bad Oh baby please don't go I'm begging you to stay You know that breaking up Is so sad Where do you go Who do you now There's a face I can't recall And I'm wary of most strangers Am I the fool Have you blinded me You're breaking up a heart So bad but the bruise Draws out real slow Said you loved me once The way you made me feel Now why does it hurt so bad Oh baby please don't go I'm begging you to stay You know that breaking up Is so sad Oh baby please don't go

Hey, do what you want but don't do it around me Idleness and dissipation breed apathy I sit on my ass all goddamn day A misanthropic anthropoid with nothing To say what you must, do all you can Break all the fucking rules and go to hell with Superman And die like a champion, yeah, hey! Hey, I don't know if the billions will survive But I'll believe in God when one and one are five My moniker is man and I'm rotten to the core I'll tear down the building Just to pass through the door So do what you must, do all you can Break all the fucking rules and go to hell with Superman And die like a champion, yeah, hey!

The prophet took my hand on All Soul's Day He preached the value of deception Changing shadows by a shape-shifter's rules Tales are never just for fools The court of conscience came before me Presented me with a heavenly angel You took my hand and asked me, truth aside To his questions I replied Do you want the truth or something beautiful? Just close your eyes and make believe Do you want the truth or something beautiful? I am happy to deceive you He stood as tall as redwood trees Drank tea from a seamstress thimble I didn't want to speak, the honest truth So I spit out lies that aimed to soothe Do you want the truth or something beautiful? Just close your eyes and make believe Do you want the truth or something beautiful? I am happy to deceive you Secrets, lies and telling tales I can be who you want me to be Secrets, lies and telling tales I can be who you want me to be But do you want me? Do you want the truth or something beautiful? Just close your eyes and make believe Do you want the truth or something beautiful? I am happy to deceive you Secrets, lies and telling tales I can be who you wants me to be Secrets, lies and telling tales I can be who you want me to be But do you want me? But do you want me?

Been out here on this highway Breathing diesel smoke Driving hard for hours Trying to make that Memphis show People always ask me "Son what does it take To reach out and touch your dreams?" To them I always say Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Is it a fire that burns you up inside? How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming With that one thing on your mind? How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Cause if you want it all You've got to lay it all out on the line I get to make my living Doing what I love Every night I give my heart and soul Sometimes that ain't enough But brother, if you're like me Looking down that road Be careful of that wild wind, son Sometimes it don't let go Can you feel it? Can you taste it? Can you hear it knocking at your door? How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming With that one thing on your mind? How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Cause if you want it all You've got to lay it all out on the line There's always a price you pay no matter what you do If you're gonna climb that mountain to the top It always comes down to How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Are you eating, sleeping, dreaming With that one thing on your mind? How bad do you want it? How bad do you need it? Cause if you want it all You've got to lay it all out on the line

You said it loud, and I heard you Never tried to hurt you Some say I'm old-fashioned I like to take my time and do it slow You know with the flow But don't try to rush it So ride it like a horse And let nature take its course Get to know each other Be my friend not just my lover Share your thoughts with me Love my mind not just my body, baby Do you really want me, baby? Let me know Cuz if you really like me I suggest you tell me so Got no time for silly games, that ain't even why I came Cuz I may be the kind of guy you like Please understand the way I feel I must have trust or there's no deal My emotion's ain't to be Played with or given free I appreciate greatly The way you toleratered me Sometimes I do act flaky I wouldn't blame you if you hate me You put up with my butt When I wouldn't give it up Yeah, I know that really sucks But if you wait awhile, I'll make it up Do you really want me, baby? Let me know Cuz if you really like me I suggest you tell me so Got no time for silly games, that ain't even why I came Cuz I may be the kind of guy you like Who me? A tease? Brother, please You're just having bad memories About some skeeze who did the squeeze And had you on your hands and knees Look, I am telling you straight out That's not what I'm all about I'd just be playing myself out If I spent the night at your house Now don't get me wrong I didn't mean to turn you on We haven't known each other long But this is my life not just a song Do you really want me, baby? Let me know Cuz if you really like me I suggest you tell me so Got no time for silly games, that ain't even why I came Cuz I may be the kind of guy you like

Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Oh, boredom is so terrible It's like a dread disease Nothing could be worse than When there's nothing on TV I'd rather be a cowboy Than to stare blank at the walls I've been reborn so many times I can't remember them all, and I say Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV I think I'll be a teddy boy I think I'll be a hunk I think I'll be a tough guy And I think I'll be a punk I might just be a fashion star All dressed in frilly rags Or perhaps I'll cross the other side And walk around in drag Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV Do you like to be just like a rock In the middle of the sea? Would you rather suffer by yourself In a pool of blissful misery? Do you feel like a saint in artists' clothes With a rosary in your hand? Would you rather be crazy like Van Gogh Like a stranger in a strange, strange land? Would you rather push the buttons And be feared by all humanity? Or perhaps you'd like to be a bum Do you wanna be stupid, just like me? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Do you want to be just like someone on TV? Huh, do ya? Just like somebody on TV Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to be today? Who do you want to be?

You got me runnin' You got me hidin' You got me run, hide, hide, run Anyway you want and I'll roll A-yeah, yeah, yeah You got me doin' what you want me A-baby what you want me to do? You got me up You got me down You got me up, down, down, up Anyway you want and I'll roll A-yeah, yeah, yeah You got me doin' what you want me A-baby what you want me to do? You got me peepin' You got me hidin' You got me peep, hide, hide, peep Anyway you want and I'll go A-yeah, yeah, yeah You got me doin' what you want me A-baby what you want me to do? (yeah) (Instrumental) You got me up You got me down You got me up, down, down up Anyway you want and I'll go A-yeah, yeah, yeah You got me doin' what you want me A-baby what you want me to do? You got me peepin' You got me hidin' You got me peep, hide, hide, peep Anyway you want and I'll go A-yeah, yeah, yeah You got me doin' what you want me Baby what you want me to do?

Do you know how lucky I feel I am To find a man who loves me, as I am You never try to change a single part of me You're easy to love, with those qualities An everyday you teach me more and more Inside me I wanta glow And every night you think of only me The way you keep me satisfied You do all the things I like I want ya, Oh I want ya so Do you want it right now Oh, I cant let go I want ya so bad, give me all you have I can show you now, do you want it right now You have a rare sensitivity I really believe you know how to feel I trust you with all my heart and soul You care to much too let me take control And every day you teach me more and more Inside me, I want to glow And every night you think of only me Oh you keep me satisified, you do all the things I like I want ya, Oh I want ya so Do you want it right now, Oh I can't let go I want you so bad, give me all you have I Can show you how, do you want it right now I want ya, I want ya so Do you want it right now, Oh I can't let go Want ya so bad, give me all you have I can show you how, do you want it right now Do you want it, want it right now baby Right now Do you want it, want it right now I can hear it from ya right now Do ya want it want it right now Right here, right now, right now, right now I want you screaming, screaming Everyday you teach me more and more Inside me I want to glow And every night you think of only me The way you keep me satisfied, you do all the things I like I want ya, oh I want ya so, I want it right now Oh can't let go, I want ya so bad give me all you have I can show you how, do you want it right now I want ya, I want ya so Do you want it right now, oh I can't let go I want ya so bad, give me all you have I can show you how... Fade

I let it ride on a bad bet I doubled down on a sinking ship I need a second to catch my breath Do you want me Or do you want me dead? Oh, give it up for at least a second I'm getting sick of your bullshit attitude And how you walk around like you shine brighter It's killing me So what do you say? Do you want me Or do you want me dead? I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded night (Loaded night) I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) So do you want me Or do you want me dead? Trigger-happy at harbor side You're taking shots at the strangers passing There's no such thing as a perfect crime Don't play that You've said it enough 'Cause you want me Or you want me dead I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded night (Loaded night) I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) So do you want me Do you want me Dead set on a getaway I'm dead set on a getaway I'm dead set on a getaway I'm dead set on a getaway I let it ride on a bad bet I doubled down on a sinking ship I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded night (Loaded night) I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) So do you want me What you say? I've got my hands all up (Yeah, yeah) I'm staring down the barrel of a loaded night (Loaded night) I've got my hands up (Yeah, yeah) So do you want me Oh, oh Do you want me Do you want me dead?

I used to pace around a lot thinking deep to myself Why do people like to talk? It can't be good for their health Having strong opinions based on nothing at all Except they heard it from a mighty smart man who knows it all It used to drive me mental, always on the brain The first thing in the morn' and when I go to bed again I heard that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones If they're talking about me, they're leaving someone else alone So, what do you want to know? And I'll tell you the gods honest truth Well, what did you hear last night? Would I ever lie to you? And I couldn't get over that, he didn't lick that off the grass But you never heard that from me That's the way it's always going to be A few years on and I've gone through a transition Calling people out on gossip is no longer a mission Instead, when they come at me with the bullshit There's no better man to give them their fill of it If that's what keeps them going, who am I to deny them? The cycle is recycled and there's no point in rising 'Cause rising leads to ruction, and ruction leads to fighting Fighting leads to jail time, sure that could be a lifetime So, what do you want to know? And I'll tell you the gods honest truth Well, what did you hear last night? Would I ever lie to you? And I couldn't get over that, he didn't lick that off the grass But you never heard that from me That's the way it's always going to be What about the babysitter, a 5th cousin of Hitler? In every single house and I've heard there's badness in her And then the painter John from Tyrone or Inishowen What's he doing painting anyway? He's involved with Al Capone A little birdie told me, I read it in the paper I've seen it on the internet, I heard it from a neighbour And everybody's talking, but I don't know them really well You're not the first one said that, so I would well believe it So, what do you want to know? And I'll tell you the gods honest truth Well, what did you hear last night? Would I ever lie to you? I couldn't get over that, he didn't lick that off the grass But you never heard that from me That's the way it's always going to be So, what do you want to know? And I'll tell you the gods honest truth Well, what did you hear last night? Would I ever lie to you? I couldn't get over that, he didn't lick that off the grass But you never heard that from me That's the way it's always going to be

Do you want my love? Can you make me sweat? Do you want it bad enough To make it soakin' wet? Do you want my love? Show me just how much Tell me, baby Baby, if you took my love Would you make the best of every moment? If it takes all night Baby, would it be alright? Would you like to spend the hours Freakin' to the mornin' light? Love just comes if you let it I'll be here to satisfy you You look so good, I can't deny If you're up to it come and get it If you're ready, baby, give it up Boy, it's time to show me, show me how much Do you want my love? Can you make me sweat? Do you want it bad enough To make it soakin' wet? Do you want my love? Show me just how much Tell me, baby Do you, do you want my love? Can you handle my desires? Can you tell me what I'm thinking, baby? Can you read my mind? Baby, will you go the extra mile? Will you vow to hold me tight 'Til we're right? Turn me on and on and on and on Love just comes if you let it I'll be here to satisfy you You look so good, I can't deny If you're up to it come and get it If you're ready, baby, give it up Boy, it's time to show me, show me how much Do you want my love? Can you make me sweat? Do you want it bad enough To make it soakin' wet? Do you want my love? Show me just how much Tell me, baby Do you, do you want my love? Do you want my love? My love, my love, my love Tell me do you want it? Tell me do you need it? Bady. do you want it? Do you want it, baby? Tell me do you need it? Do you want it?

要想練就絕世武功 就要忍受常人難忍受的痛 師父喜歡喝的茶叫烏龍 衣服愛穿中國紅（嘿 師父） 無論是炎夏或寒冬 我都很嚮往山門外的天空 還在南方等我 下山的我 的人叫小落 我左手一式太極拳 右手一劍刺身前 掃腿這招叫清雪 破輕功飛燕 我奇筋異脈力破天 一身正氣蕩人間 除暴安良我心願 老師傅再見 要想練就絕世武功 就要忍受常人難忍受的痛 師父喜歡喝的茶叫烏龍 衣服愛穿中國紅（嘿 師父） 無論是炎夏或寒冬 我都很嚮往山門外的天空 還在南方等我 下山的我 的人叫小落（來） 我左手一式太極拳 右手一劍刺身前 掃腿這招叫清雪 破輕功飛燕 我奇筋異脈力破天 一身正氣蕩人間 除暴安良我心願 老師傅再見 （人法地，地法天，天法道，道法自然，師... 師父什麼叫自然？） 我左手一式太極拳 右手一劍刺身前 掃腿這招叫清雪 破輕功飛燕 我奇筋異脈力破天 一身正氣蕩人間 除暴安良我心願 老師傅再見

I wanna fuck you like a foreign film And there's no subtitles to get you through this And I'm a country you don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever wanna visit again Line up, roll camera You pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut Line up, roll camera You pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut I want to kill you like they do in the movies But don't worry there's another one just like you in line I want to kill you like they do in the movies Don't worry there's another one just like you in line Just like you in line Line up - roll camera - you pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut Line up - roll camera - you pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut I'm a strip, strip, strip and I flicker, flicker Flick, flick, flick A flicker of celluloid And there's holes, holes, holes In my everything I'm a strip, strip, strip and I flicker, flicker Flick, flick, flick A flicker of celluloid And there's holes, holes, holes In my everything You're just what I projected Just what I projected Come in, come in, come in Come in, come in, come in Come in, come in, come in Come inside There's so much, much, much more skin to break I haven't even taken off my gloves There's so much, much, much more skin to break I haven't even taken off my gloves I feel a little sorry baby I feel a little sorry baby I hear the afterlife is poorly scored I feel a little sorry baby I feel a little sorry baby I hear the afterlife is poorly scored You're luck you don't have to wake up Sick, sick, sick, sick I'm sick of immortality I'm sick of immortality I'm sick of immortality Sick, sick I was only acting baby Only acting baby I was only acting baby You were only acting baby Overacting baby Don't confuse it with love Don't confuse it with love Don't confuse it with love Don't confuse it with love Everytime I kill you I'm really just killing myself Everytime I kill you I'm really just killing myself Everytime I kill you I'm really just killing myself Just killing myself, killing myself This is business not pleasure baby This is business not pleasure baby This is business not pleasure baby This is business not pleasure baby This is business This is business I want to kill you like they do in the movies But don't worry there's another one just like you Standing in line I want to kill you like they do in the movies But don't worry there's another one just like you Standing in line Line up - roll camera - You pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut Line up - roll camera - You pretend, I'll pretend And cut, cut, cut, cut