Cow Mooing Ringtones

Eating on the side of the street Feasting out your window I'm horny come here right now And lead me cause I can't see my toes Breathing is becoming harder I'm wheezing always blowin my nose Squeezing into my blue jeans and Sleeping in a pretty meadow And I don't know how But I'm feelin like a cow And I don't know why I haven't felt this bad In a long time I'm screaming cause you tipped me over I'm crying cause that really hurt I'm leanin I'm scared and my head is Spinning and it's hard to swallow I don't know how But I'm feelin like a cow And I don't know why I haven't felt this bad In a long time I don't know how But I'm feelin like a cow And I don't know why I haven't felt this bad In a long time I haven't felt this bad In a long time I haven't felt this bad In a long time I haven't felt this bad In a long time

In the year of the lord Nineteen ninety-four We conquers the floor That was then This is chapter four I cause a riot on the stage Like a lion in a cage Coming down with the sound Worth a million pounds Zibbidi zibbidi doo-dah Zibbidi doo-dah hey (hey) A wonderful day I wanna say with no delay Zibbidi zibbidi doo-dah Zibbidi doo-dah hey (hey) I say with no delay, MC H on the play Yeah! The legend... Behind the cow! (uhoouho) Come on! tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is the way! (uhoouho) Come on! tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is my way! Yeah... All right! Zibbidi zibbidi doo-dah Zibbidi doo-dah hey (hey) A wonderful day I wanna say with no delay Zibbidi zibbidi doo-dah Zibbidi doo-dah hey (hey) I say with no delay, Gonna blow you away Yeah! Yeah. Uhoouho, uhoouho The legend. Uhoouho Behind the cow! (uhoouho) Come on! Tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is the way (uhoouho) Come on! Tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is my way! Alright crew, introducing Mr.FaTman Scoop Yeah. What's up? What's up? What's up? Fatman Scoop, write the jam, write the jam, once again, Fatman Scoop, write the jam, write the jam, once again, Scooter's in tha haouse, (Hands up, hands up) Scooters's in tha house, (Hands up, hands up) Its been to the house (Put 'em up, put 'em up) Its been to the house (Here we go!) Everybody just jump jump jump jump (Put 'em up, put 'em up) Everybody just jump jump jump jump jump Yeah, let's go Pease! This is the legend.(uhoouho) Behind the cow! (uhoouho) Come on! tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is the way! (uhoouho) Come on! Tonight! (uhoouho) Hooray! this is my way! Uhoouho Yeeeeeah! 2x uhoouho This is my way! Ohohuhoouho

Jethro got himself a milk cow And he called her Bess Jethro got himself a milk cow And he called her Bess Milk cow in the mornin' Milk cow, oh, any time at all He can tell the early of the mornin' By the rooster call He can tell the early of the mornin' By the rooster call Milk cow in the mornin' Milk cow, oh, any time at all Any time, any time at all Any time Give you a lifetime of pleasure All she needs is love Give you a lifetime of pleasure And all she needs is love Milk cow in the mornin' Milk cow, oh, any time at all Any time at all Any time, any time Any time at all Any time Jethro got himself a milk cow

I can't weep, I can't eat Since you walked out on me Holy smoke, what you doing to me, yeah I can't eat, I can't sleep Since you walked out on me, yeah Holy cow, whatcha doing, child, child (Holy cow, whatcha doing, child) Whatcha doing, whatcha doing, child (Holy smoke, girl, it ain't no joke) No joke (hey, hey, hey) Hurts my bones, the job I lost Since you walked out on me, yeah Holy smoke, what you doing to me, yeah Walking the ledge, my nerves on edge Since you walked out on me, yeah Holy cow, whatcha doing, child, child (Holy cow, whatcha doing, child) Whatcha doing, whatcha doing, child (Holy smoke, girl, it ain't no joke) No joke (hey, hey, hey) I can't weep, I can't eat Since you walked out on me, yeah Holy smoke, whatcha doing to me, yeah I can't eat, I can't sleep Since you walked out on me, yeah Holy cow, whatcha doing, child, child (Holy cow, whatcha doing, child) Whatcha doing, whatcha doing, child (Holy smoke, girl, it ain't no joke)

Slice me up a big slab Of that sympathetic cheer If I'm zapped with radiation They say I'll last another year Line 'em up now To Greet The Sacred Cow My hands are full of protein My arms are made of fire If you're calling me a diplomat I'll be calling you a liar Line 'em up now To Greet The Sacred Cow Line 'em up now To kill the sacred cow

So it came down Making the same sound In the early morning time And I know why So it came down Making the same sound In the early morning time So play it loud, girl Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow I was lifted from the wreckage Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow I was lifted from the wreckage Easy, I have it easy Holy cow Holy cow Uh, to the beat y'all Uh, to the Uh uh, to the Yo Back from the high school block Back when Cory Penny was hot Now I'm not saying she's not I'm just saying I don't care Whether they love or love me not New Plot If life's a game I reckon the price of fame Provided by the evil we do Equals the shame Of a rock star daughter with a lazy eye So if you can't tread water Don't take a dive But I survived Kept it live From 95 Crowd surfing, looking for workin' Christopher Walken down the street Bobbin' to the beat Still standing on my two feet Yo, I can't believe it Holy cow Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow I was lifted from the wreckage Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow Holy cow Hey, aha Ho, aha Hey, aha Ho, yo I used to make my ball cap match my running shoes I used to crack a smile when I really had the blues I used to think everyone in town heard the news When I was neurotic, Just was watching my p's and q's But now I'm grown up and I'm still a little kid I sleep with my mic and I wake up in my crib To that girl that tried to play me I'm out and take a riff I'll kick it to your friend Before you make me flip my lid Holy cow So it came down Making the same sound In the early morning time And I know why So it came down Making the same sound In the early morning time So play it loud, girl Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow I was lifted from the wreckage Easy, I have it easy Well, holy cow I was lifted from the wreckage Easy, I have it easy Holy cow Holy cow

Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm Everybody knows that they work real hard Bobby Joel sweatin' in the noonday sun Betty right beside him 'til the work's all done But every now and then they get a strong desire To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow Yeah Black crow sittin' on a weather-vane He can see 'em comin' from a mile away Yeah, he's call-call-callin' out a loud alarm Hey, ol' Bobby Joel and Betty headin' for the barn Now the chicken ain't peckin' and the cow won't eat They're fightin' each other for a front row seat Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow Yeah Now the hay needs haulin', the hogs need slopped The corn needs cuttin' but the tractor's stopped They climbin' up the ladder, clear through the loft Shooken those dirty ol' work clothes off Singin' brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but the) Brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin') Brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watchin' but) Brown chicken, brown cow Only one watchin', baby (Ain't nobody watchin') Oops

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Hello, world Hello, America (Brown cow stunning) Quick question Are you brown cow stunning? (Brown cow stunning) When you wake up in the morning (Brown cow stunning) When you walk into the room (Brown cow stunning) Slaying all day, every day (Brown cow stunning) And serving face for Mother Ru Giving you the "ooh-ah" sensation Making you feel the vibration Brown cow stunning in formation Brown cow ruling the nation Oh, yes she's amazing I know you can tell she's a star (You can!) And 'cross constellations She shines the brightest by far (Name one brighter!) She got a big heart But she don't put up with no bullshit Bitch in this dress, she turn looks to impress Hit the floor 'cause everybody wants Brown cow stunning Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation You see a giraffe I see a brown cow Either way, honey, I'm gonna make I'm gonna make people work right now Did you the see the way I walk in? Oh yes, I'm coming for the win You thought this print was flop But Miss Brown Cow Stunning is on top Oh, yes she's amazing I know you can tell she's a star (You can!) And 'cross constellations She shines the brightest by far (Name one brighter!) She got a big heart But she don't put up with no bullshit Bitch in this dress, she turn looks to impress Hit the floor 'cause everybody wants Brown cow stunning Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow, brown cow Oh, she's so stunning, so stunning now And you cannot get enough of her "Moo-ooh-ooh-ooh" sensation You feel the vibration Brown cow, such an invasion Brown cow coming to every nation Facts are facts, your sponges is wack Keep your exchanges, give me my money back (Money back, my money back, bloop!) Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation Brown cow stunning giving "ooh-ah" sensation Brown cow stunning coming to every nation

Some friends and I in a public house Were playing a game of chance one night, When into the pub a fireman ran His face all a chalky white. "What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost, Have you seen your Aunt Mariah? " "Me Aunt Mariah be buggered if your eyes can't see!" "The bleedin' pub's on fire!" : And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. "Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck. Everybody follow me! It's down to the cellar If the fire's not there Then we'll have a grand old spree. " So we went down with good old Brown The booze we could not miss And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more Till we were quite pissed! And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. Then Smith walked over to the port wine tub Gave it a few hard knocks (clap clap) Starts takin' off his pantaloons Likewise his shoes and socks. "Oh NO!" says Brown, "You can't do that, Ya shouldn't do that 'round here. Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub When we got Guinness beer. " And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. Then there came from the old back door The Vicar of the local church. And when he saw our drunken ways, He began to scream and curse. "Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods! You've taken to a drunken spree! You drank up all the Benedictine wine And you didn't save a drop for me! " And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. Then there came a mighty crash Half the bloody roof caved in. We all got drowned in the firemen's hose Though we were almost happy. So we grabbed some tacks and some old wet sacks And we nailed ourselves inside And we sat drinking the finest rum 'Til we were bleary-eyed. And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. Later that night, when the fire was out We came up from the cellar below. Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk. Our heads was hanging low. "Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer. Seems something raised his ire. "Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub, It closes on the hour! " And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk When the Old Dun Cow caught fire. And there was Brown upside down Lappin' up the whiskey on the floor. "Booze, booze!" The firemen cried As they came a knockin' at the door (clap clap) Well don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up Somebody shouted Macintyre! Macintyre! And we all got blue-blind paralytic pissed When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

Well I woke up this mornin', looked out my door I can tell my milk cow, could tell by the way she lows So if you see my milk cow, won't you drive her on home Cause I ain't had no milk and butter, since my cow's been gone "Now you gotta treat me right, baby Day by day Get out your little prayer book Get down on your knees and pray Cause you gonna need, you gonna need my help someday And you goin' to be sorry, that you treated me this way" Well I tried everything little woman, to get along with you Now I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do Gon' quit my cryin', leave you alone If you don't think I'm leavin' You can just count the days I'm gone Cause you ain't gonna see me You ain't gonna see my sweet face no more And you goin' to be wondering Where in this world I'm gone Milk cow blues