Barbershop Ringtones

[Intro: Kon Artis] Haha Ai This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh) Is that aiight wit y'all? (Yeah) Its gotta be cuz we gon do it anyway Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah) Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah) Haha [Chorus: Kon Artis] Tell ya people, that I'm the man I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) [Kon Artis] Well its friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*) That's right I just woke up From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions And I don't wanna loose my spot Cuz everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit So tell ya people. [Chorus: Kon Artis] Tell ya people, that I'm the man I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) [Kuniva] Haha Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup) On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright) I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me (Nope) A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric) Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee) Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick) Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope (For Real?) You get it all at this little dusty place Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face You see. [Chorus: Kon Artis] Tell ya people, that I'm the man I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the barbershop) [Bizarre] You heard of me, the fat guy that raps Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap Its been five days, I patiently waited Saturday morning, its time to get faded And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded" Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt So two days a week, I get faded for no reason Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin' If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run Cuz I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done [Proof + (Kon Artis)] Got here full grip, but can't call the cops I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and" And tell me who came through shinnin' (Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck) (Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks) (Then he started braggin' bout his last lick) Cut me a design along with his address [Swift] You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut Now who next? (Um I just want my son to get a tech) Whatabout you sweetie? (So what you tryin' say?) I'm just playin' with you baby (Hey He do this all the time) And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha) Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out (Man) (When?) Early at Le'mott's house (Again?) (I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch) (You was wit him yesterday) (Man what are you talkin' bout?) I'm just about ready to throw y'all out (No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour) No I'll raise up the rates [Kon Artis] So go tell ya people, that I'm the man I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop) You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?) At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

I would never give my money to a barbershop I grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jah Cause I'm a natty dreadlock I and I a Rasta I'm a natty dreadlock I would never give my money to a barbershop I grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jah Cause I'm a natty dreadlock I and I a Rasta I'm a natty dreadlock I man will grow my roots until they reach the ground As a symbol of the Love for Jah that I and I have found So that everwhere I go all of my people know They're not fighting alone Cause when the wicked man sees I and I crown He sees a tree he could never ever cut down And when he hears our righteous and Iternal sound He goes back underground, nowhere to be found But I say to the wicked man When will you change your evil ways Lord I say, to the baldhead man When will you learn to stop your fuss and fight and live up in the truth and right and join up with your brotherman and say I would never give my money to a barbershop I grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jah Cause I'm a natty dreadlock I and I a Rasta I'm a natty dreadlock I knew a man who walked the streets in a suit and tie With fear down in his heart and in his lowered eyes He gave up Love for the pursuit of money Sucking blood instead of drinking milk and honey Working for the blackhearted establishment Furthering the murdering of the innocent He built an empire out of the blood of man And turned his back on the Father's hands But he never realized his compromise until he reached the gates of Zion Never tried to purify his heart until the judgement day Now he sits in darkness and his memories they burn him up like fire Waiting for the cool water of the Father to wash them away So go ahead and give all the barberman and the clothes companies your hard earned cash money But I man no deal with vanity cause it keeps humanity from living free Strictly roots and culture is all I need to achieve heartical livity So keep your clippers from my head cause I'm a dready natural natty I would never give my money to a barbershop I grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jah Cause I'm a natty dreadlock I and I a Rasta I'm a natty dreadlock I would never give my money to a barbershop I grow my lion's mane according to the will of Jah Cause I'm a natty dreadlock I and I a Rasta I'm a natty dreadlock

It's hard for me to go soft Back me up in a corner and I'ma get off Get you gone if you double cross Niggas jealous 'cause I'm saucy like spaghetti sauce Or should I say lemon caper, diamonds giggin' like a drum major I go this little bitch, I be milkin' the bitch for all her paper Thick like cake mix, all the ballers wanna pay her, save her Charlie Check a Chick is what they call me, not a caped crusader I'm plugged in, I know everything, keep my ear to the gravel I know these streets like my muthafuckin' shadow Under certain circumstances, it's manda-, stay with a stapler You never know who a hater 'cause ain't no congratulators Where I'm from, gotta be a quick decision-maker In the slum, put holes in your car like a cheese grater As of lately, it's crazy, it's been a spark up in crime The murder rate inflate in the heat of the summertime What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (spot) Potna went down, now everybody hot That's what I heard at the barbershop What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (shot) Potna went down, now everybody hot (What you heard?) That's what I heard at the barbershop (The barbershop) I'll get to knockin' like a rock band Heavy metal shit, drumsticks in niggas' hands They say he ran off with half a man And they don't want him dead, just to understand You keep playing with this Bay shit Where niggas see the plan, don't say shit Go the wrong day to get your taper fixed Could put you in the mix over paper quick Yeah, in the chair, you gon' hear the drama Side bitch and her mama jumped the baby mama She was being messy all in the comments Talking 'bout, "Excuse me, he left his condoms" Man, these bitches ain't playing fair That told the welfare she be doing hair Be havin' hella niggas in and outta there And they be smokin' with the kids, they ain't even player What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (shot) Potna went down, now everybody hot That's what I heard at the barbershop What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (shot) Potna went down, now everybody hot (What you heard?) That's what I heard at the barbershop (Ugh!) Goons, goons Pistols be poppin' just like balloons, balloons Niggas be dropped in emergency rooms, rooms The smirkish be plottin' on the tycoons, tycoons They'll kick in your door in the afternoon, the noon Be strapped with mini-Macs See me, mama snaps, already know where them pennies at Real life hittas don't come in a beanie cap They do it bare-faced off powder and Henny yak Niggas gon' give him that, run him and shit You either take the L or get shot in your lip Suckas lay low but a boss'll flip Put a hundred on the Lamb', 50 more on the wrist The niggas is pissed; if they move, it's fonk Them boys got them problems niggas really don't want Flexin' in the thang, park it right out front Be the talk in barbershop for the next three months (BIATCH!) What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (shot) Potna went down, now everybody hot That's what I heard at the barbershop What's-his-name told, ol' boy got popped (popped) They stripped some nigga last night at the spot (shot) Potna went down, now everybody hot (What you heard?) That's what I heard at the barbershop (The barbershop)

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