Apache Ringtones

[20 second skit between Apache and a girl] [Apache] Ladies listen close, run quick fast pronto This is a song about my dick, his name is Tonto That's my dick's name, I gave it a nickname No time to dance off wit'cha pants, let's play a quick game Of hide the salami, who'll be the first to drop How many licks does it take to get the center of my Tonto pop I heard you'll do anything to meet rap stars What would you do for this Klondike bar? Don't smile, I fuck wild, you wanna slow'er up When I finish you'll be "cuckoo!" for Cocoa Nuts Not a ball there's more of the rough stuff Fuck so hard you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up!" I've got a, little dick, but once it's inside It's about this big but about THIS wide I rip your tummy honey, you want money that's funny First let me tempt your tummy with the taste of my Nuts'n'Honey Hard as a brick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Chorus x2] My dick, my dick! [x3] Myyyyyyyyyy dick! [Apache] Got a Superwoman's pussy, my dick's the Kyrptonite Come get fucked from your asshole to your appetite I'm a fucker not a fighter come get your clit rocked Rip your pussy off, give it back to you in a ziplock I'm real quick to throw a fit over big tits Tasty like Diet Coke, I'll suck 'em "just for the taste of it" (Do you eat pussy?) HELL NO! (That's fucked up, why?) I don't eat shit that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die I hope you're strictly dickly, I'm hard as cement I like to fuck long strong hard and frequent I like to bend 'em, run up in 'em, I'm not generous I specialize in doin damage to your uterus I pound the pussy with a fierce ambition Don't speak, I'm a freak with the meat in position I love orgies, I'm horny, it's fun time I like to fuck at least two at one time Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Chorus] [Apache] That's my nigga if he got bigger he'd be my bigga nigga 6 foot 3, maybe a quarter of an inch bigger I'll figure Since you're wet, get set to give me that My dick so big I use a skully for a jimmy hat Tonto's a Tec-9, my nuts are the two clips While I bone and ya moan as I pinch ya nips Which is the reason the girls are always grabbin It's back to the crib for some of that CABIN STABBIN-AH I got pull, I'm not the fool that's in a back sleep I keep you warmer than the wool on a Black Sheep It's hereditary, so honey let your drawers drop This dick was passed down from my pops and his pops Check the ho pro, bend over and grab your ankles Or remind me, I might forget to say thank you Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick [Chorus]

Check, one two Aahhh Take care to get what you like Or you will be forced to like what you get! Right?! I flick the switch 2000 volts of lyrical tricks, yeah Discharge hard like lightning quick And hear the tick, you got it? But before you hear the tock There's a new flex I drop From my frontal lobe 'Til the microphone explodes Love to rock bottom beats for the flicks To hibernate and syncopate but I'm still in the mix Come on Rock bottom, yeah Rock bottom Come on I'm gonna blow up big, While u still on the bottom of the charts like a twig, yeah It's lonely on the top, the champ is here For the lyrics I drop I pump kinetics, unintential malice Wanna battle one of us is ending up in God's palace Back off deadly like black coffee, Long as I got lungs and a knot you can't stop me Rock bottom, yeah Join the jams! Come on, yeah Back on the track Nice and loud! I'm ice The man that kicks-in-the-door My mouth is gonna gun you down I've never needed pistols before You better stick to the floor Rock bottom Rock bottom Join the jams! Right!

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