Your Favorite Old Style (Remix) - 刘文哲

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Planet Earth, I need a friend 'Cause I'm on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Feeling lost but never found 'Til I find myself being pushed around I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien, oh Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded? Given the boot When you knew you should have been a shoo-in? Like, some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life With curse but worse, he brought his whole damn crew in And now it's high-noon and you're a target to shoot at This school's a battlefield, no wonder you're truant They always look at you and they boo at what you're doing And you go off like a bomb at the Olympics in Munich Nah, you're just an extraterrestrial Less than respectable You'll never get to get the girl You're just a jester at the festival I guess it'd be acceptable To peg your head with vegetables and kick you in the testicles And best off all, let you know that you're a filthy dog and you'll never be best in show So why the abuse? 'Cause all a bully needs is another excuse Planet Earth, I need a friend 'Cause I'm on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Feeling lost but never found 'Til I find myself being pushed around I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien I'mma be honest It gets better, I promise So don't let them ground you down to a pound of sawdust Stay on the stage the longest 'til the gong hits and everybody comments On their fondness of your polish and your overall knowledge Remain calmest and abolish your modesty 'Cause honestly, you got to be positive, you're a prodigy You show the world that you're not one to mess with It's a broken home that makes these bastards aggressive Ha, you can expect to get rejected Neglected, stripped naked, and tested until they reckon You feel terrible 'cause nothing is comparable Violence ain't the answer but the pain is unbearable You're nice and jaded from being isolated Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated So why the abuse? 'Cause all a bully needs is another excuse Take it home, Benatar Yeah! Well, Planet Earth, I need a friend 'Cause I'm on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Oh, feeling lost but never found 'Til I find myself being pushed around I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien, oh, oh I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien Oh

Between suicides and all Your dirty lies Are you looking sad for girls Are you looking back for Sympathy So are you looking sad for Girls It's getting hard to say open Your eyes Needles haven't fixed Anything It's getting hard to say open Your eyes I guess we're millions of faces Waithing somewhere for Somebody elses place To feel like home I guess we're millions of Faces (millions of faces) Waiting somewhere for Somebody elses place To feel like home Love is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Love is a silence to your cry Outs The sleepest hideout Lies is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Lie is a silence to your cry Outs The cheapest the fabulous Between suicides and secrets That you like Are you feeling pay my births Are you getting browse for Misery So why you feeling pay my Births It's getting hard to say open Your eyes Needles haven't fixed Anything It's getting hard to say open Your eyes I guess we're millions of faces Waithing somewhere for Somebody elses place To feel like home Love is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Love is a silence to your cry Outs The sleepest hideout Lies is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Lie is a silence to your cry Outs The cheapest the fabulous There is the same Are you looking sad for Girls, are you? Are you looking back for Sympathy (There is the Same) Are you feeling pay my Birhts, are you? Are you getting browse for Misery? (There is the Same) I guess we're millions of faces Waithing somewhere for Somebody elses place To feel like home We're millions of faces Waithing somewhere for Somebody elses place To feel like home Love is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Lie is a silence to your cry Outs The sleepest hideout Lies is a refuge with fears and Doubts It's the Jesus on your necklace Lie is a silence to your cry Outs The cheapest the fabulous Between suicides and all Your dirty lies Are you feeling pay my births Are you getting browse for Misery Open your eyes

You loved me for a summer Then you left me when your feet got cold A disappointed lover Why is everything disposable? You could paint a picture That I wouldn't recognize This drink could use a mixer But would it help me swallow down my pride? 'Cause I gave it all I got No doubt, no second thought When you started moving on Yeah, I gave it all 'Cause I never wanted to be a mistake, if I was Would I be your favorite? One that you wanted to let yourself make, since I was Let me be your favorite one Let me be your favorite one I wonder if you miss me I wonder if I ever cross your mind Heard you're back in Dallas Hoping that you'll work it out this time 'Cause I gave it all I got No doubt, no second thought When you started moving on Yeah, I gave it all 'Cause I never wanted to be a mistake, if I was Would I be your favorite? One that you wanted to let yourself make, since I was Let me be your favorite one Let me be your favorite one Conversations with myself, conversations with myself Conversations with myself, conversations about you Conversations with myself, conversations with myself Conversations with myself, conversations about you About you, about you, about you 'Cause I never wanted to be a mistake, if I was Would I be your favorite? One that you wanted to let yourself make, since I was Let me be your favorite one I never wanted to be a mistake, if I was Would I be your favorite? One that you wanted to let yourself make, since I was (since I was) Let me be your favorite one (since I was) Let me be your favorite one (Be your favorite one) Let me be your favorite one