If the ground were to freeze Underneath my feet In the summertime I wouldn't be surprised If the rain from the skies Should put out my eyes And make me blind Wouldn't be surprised 'Cause nothin' surprises me Ever since you said to me "Goodbye" You said "Forever" and I believed That's the way it would always be Then she took you away from me So suddenly Now, if the world was to end Never again To turn for me I wouldn't be surprised And if she were to hurt you I should do some crazy thing like Take you back I wouldn't be surprised 'Cause nothin' surprises me Ever since you said to me "Goodbye" You said "Forever" and I believed That's the way it would always be Then she took you away from me So suddenly Now, if the world was to end Never again To turn for me I wouldn't be surprised And if she were to hurt you And I should do some crazy thing like Take you back I wouldn't be surprised I'd hold you And scold you And tell you I told you I told you

Hello! (Here we go!) No sorry, not tonight (That was quick!). Shhh! Yes? (Jim? Jack? Jeffrey?) No, it's just that I'm languid. (Well, how do you do? It's nice to know ya). Physically I'm in pretty good shape (Brother, you could say that again!) It's my attitude that's passive, You know you're the only one I love (That's all, he's hooked). Bye now (Bye now) Hello (Where are we again?) No sorry, not tonight (She's languid). Shhh! Quiet! (Bill, Bobby, Bruce?) No, it's just that I'm supine (That's avoided-I know). Physically I'm in pretty good shape (See? she did say it again). But mentally I'm comatose (Quick boy, the dictionary!) You know you're the only one I love! (New fish, same hook) Bye now (Bye now). (She won't get up, she won't go out, baby! what's it all about? Why, why, why, why, why?!) Well, in simple english I'm lazy, I wanna be lazy, I long to be out in the sun, with no work to be done. Under that awning they call the sky, Stretching and yawning, and let the world go drifting by, I wouldn't peep through the deep tangled wildwood, counting sheep, 'Till I sleep like a child would, With a great big valise full of books to read, where it's peaceful. While I'm killin' time, being lazy. Wrong number, wrong number. Oh Sam, you're sweet! With a great big valise full of books to read, where it's peaceful. While I'm killin' time, being lazy!