World of Tanks - To the Battlefield - Chuck Ross

I'm driving a tank without a licence These mean beasts begin at like five tons It's a cypher like no other Tough mudder got you frightened You're no object Though you claim you're heavyweight like tyson Nah, sure, now let me change your mind Bye son Go away Because I say so K Ho? And stay in focus Or you'll face a plague of locusts Crusading over your terrain 'til you're run over The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise Time to revise on what our training courses taught us You're in dangerous waters So call a priest, it's actually urgent Observe the pattern emerging And learn the lesson Kaisar Franz Ferdinand didn't learn I'm a hellcat, a mashup of a panther And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun I'm the real deal though, not just a nice actor Typecast to plough up the ground Like tractors Tanks are big Big are tanks Would you like a normal sized car? No thanks I'm a tiger you're a mouse Al up in my grill So if you don't want to be killed Then you best get out I drive a wespe You ride a vespa When I tell you to be my valentine You reply "Yes Sir!" I bet that you can't even invent a pun for hetzer Well nor can I but I don't care Cuz I am still the best at World of Tanks And it's a fact, I'm absolutely sure, man Whether you're a yank, Jap, Chinese, Frog, Russian or German I'm Churchill meets Cromwell With a dash of wolverine Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour Follow the covenant I'm a leaopard, you're a cheetah Without the cunning I'ma hum a lullaby, put out your lights You're out of luck, son You're an Alpha Prototype I am the goty, uh uh! I got more ram too Use it to ram you You dick, I maxed out what my contraption can do You're stuart little I'm bigger, I'm better, I'm harder too You're cruising for a bruising sport There's nothing your side can do My team are bishops Yours are weedy vicars I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet Aw bless, you peed your knickers Tanks are big Big are tanks Would you like a normal sized car? No thanks Hey, listeners Here's a fun idea Why not rewind the song And see if you can spot all 50 hidden tank names Ha Ha Great

World of Tanks My brothers, World of Tanks We stand United Against the opposition We shall be victorious! World of Tanks We go my friend We're fighting till the end Have all my strength My friend, we protect motherland Glory and gold They bend, decisions become theft Winners are not who right But ones who are left This is scorched earth My shells are not blanks Everything destroyed There's no way back from World of Tanks This is scorched earth My shells are not blanks Everything destroyed There's no way back from World of Tanks They will sing us massive hymns We die for us not for kings Throw a wrench My blood thirst quenched Glory to the World of Tanks (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) (Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks, Tanks) World of tanks! World of Tanks World of Tanks I have made a beast A demon of myself Gunpowder and steel I never need help No bias all guns And unholy glory Through the line I go now Witness my story Comrades of the battlefield Are back inside the battlefield Fire round and feel the deal of Russian, German or French steel Just flank around the anti tank And give him a nice friendly spank If we notice your strat is dank You go bro is just a prank They will sing us massive hymns We die for us not for kings Throw a wrench My blood thirst quenched Glory to the World of Tanks World of Tanks World of Tanks World of Tanks

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You are Yes you are The only one Oh yes You You can take my sorrows in the night Baby you, you make my heart just feel so right Without you, my life would never shine so bright Baby we belong together I hope this is forever I can feel That this time it might be real I know that you're the one My life has just begun I never ever thought You'd come my way I know that you're the one My life has just begun I never ever thought You'd come my way You are like a diamond in the sky Baby you, you make me reach out for the heights Without you, my life will never be the same You and I belong together We play this game forever Take my hand And tell me that you'll always stay I know that you're the one My life has just begun I never ever thought You'd come my way I know that you're the one My life has just begun I never ever thought You'd come my way Oh baby You I can feel it You're the one