I'm a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady, But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out of the water I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Puffin' whacky tobaccy Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Way back in 1000 BCE That's before the common era, era, era, era (era era) WOAH I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. I give the perspective a switchin and Bo talks in the third person. Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Met a girl named Macy, had sex with her all day, But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin' the YMCA We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer, semi-colon, Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Rhymin, mathematical timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her) I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle Midas. Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Oedipus was the first motherfucker! I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Hypocrite) We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esé. We got a border in order to keep you out, It's what my NYU essay's about Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess, Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger Does my nephew's sense still linger? South of queers, north of hell, The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell We guard the border and we guard it well But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell Did I say liberty? I meant taco, Paco, hey you better let that rock go Cause in real life Goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins. (One more time) I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. (Yeah, break it down now, what) Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist, Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist So take off your bras and burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, or you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. Take off your bras and burn 'em, you can let me burn 'em, Take off your bras and burn 'em, burn 'em, you can let Bo burnham burn 'em. (Hoes, Bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes)

I'd give anything but I won't give up on you I'd say anything, but not goodbye I will run with your changes and I'm always on your side And there's not a word I've ever heard that would make me change my mind Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Like stones in your pocket people try to wear you down Someone always wants to take the love you've found So let's runs with these changes and I want you by my side And there's not a word I've ever heard that would make me change my mind Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Let them burn Let them burn Underneath every word somebody's heart been broken With or without words we try to forgive Words they'll try to shake us Don't let them break us Or stop our world from turning When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Words they'll try to shake you Don't let them break you Or stop your world, stop your world from turning round When words keep you from feeling good Use them as firewood and let them burn Let them burn Let them burn

Waiting on you Trying to keep your head strong With nothing to lose You raise your voice with something to prove And all the things you say to me I can't forget them You don't leave But you tell me with your eyes what you need Oh, please Do you think that I don't know what it means? All the things you hide from me I accept them But I need you next to me If I can't hold you now Keep thinking that you might not come around I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first You say it first to me You're in the clear While I'm waking up to nothing but tears And you stay the same Like I'm the only one that needed to change You know, the things you said to me Do you regret them? I just need you next to me If I can't hold you now Keep thinking that you might not come around I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first You say it first to me So I Can just forget you Just forget you, ooh, ooh Can just forget you Just forget you, ooh, ooh And If I can't hold you now Keep thinking how you might not come around And I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye? You say it first, you say it first to me If I can't hold you now (if I can't hold you now) Keep thinking that you might not come around (might not come around) I have no words I have no words to say If I can't change your mind (if I can't change your mind) Keep thinking, is this our last goodbye (our last goodbye) You say it first You say it first to me

For the sun, for the light For the ride, for the masters Oh, we come, to be kind To be warm here and after We've been out, but we're back Because we're graced in these matters And we'll rise And we did a little love, but we walked We make a sound for the messed up Make a little call To the right, to the ball And to the mast-top and we We fool around now and again We're looking good But just as friends This is our heyday, baby We're not gonna be afraid to shout 'Cause we can make our heyday last forever Ain't that what it's all about Oh living, in our own terrible way And we lack a little love But a sign, a sign to get a little messed up Picking up the rules For the chimes making up minds And making it last us 'Cause we live alone, and now we've grown And we know what we're after And we'll rise We fool around now and again We're looking good But just as friends This is our heyday, baby We're not gonna be afraid to shout 'Cause we can make our heyday last forever And ain't that what it's all about We fool around now and again We're looking good But just as friends So we have ourself a break And when we're done And we come to our senses And we'll rise And we'll rise This is our heyday, baby This is our heyday, baby This is our heyday, baby Ain't that what it's all about Oh living, in our own terrible way In our own terrible way This is our heyday, baby

There's no rain above us The sky is perfect blue I couldn't find a better day, no Oh, to fall in love with you I just can't wait to see you There's nothing that I fear A butterfly just whispered Oh, the ones we miss are near Now, I know I (woo-ooh) followed the signs right (woo-ooh) You're the perfect moment I get to live the rest of my life Now I know why (woo-ooh) there was a landslide (woo-ooh) All the roads are open Now I get to call you my wife See, fairy tales are real life Loved ones all around us But your eyes are all I see Kids are smiling through the tears Will you spend your life with me? There's nothing that I'm missing Oh, 'cause everything is here Sharing my life with you I can't wait for all the years Now, I know I (woo-ooh) followed the signs right (woo-ooh) You're the perfect moment I get to live the rest of my life Now I know why (woo-ooh) there was a landslide (woo-ooh) All the roads are open Now I get to call you my wife See, fairy tales are real life So I (woo-ooh) followed the signs right (woo-ooh) You're the perfect moment I get to live the rest of my life Now I know why (woo-ooh) there was a landslide (woo-ooh) All our roads are open Now I get to call you my wife See, fairy tales are real life

I've been headin' in the wrong direction Hidin' from my own protection Runnin' but my heart was standing still I guess, you saw the light inside me Your love has been a torch to guide me I hope, I can be all that you deserve Well, I'm no superman But I'll love you that best I can And you know, I'm just flesh and bones But with you, I feel I'm flyin' Don't you know, I'm no superman But I'll always be your man I was searchin' for a heart that's beatin' As fast as the way I'm feelin' Tryin' to find some peace there in my soul You know it was your love that saved me The answer to my prayers you gave me And I hope, I'll be all that you deserve Well, I'm no superman But I'll love you that best I can And you know, I'm just flesh and bones But with you, I feel I'm flyin', flyin' Don't you know, I'm no superman But I'll always be your man I'd fight for you I'd die for you You know I would, hey Hold back the night Light up the sky Oh, if I could I'm no superman But I'll love you, the best I can And you know, I'm just flesh and bones But with you, I feel I'm flyin', flyin' Don't you know, I'm no superman But I'll always be your man I'll always be your man I'll always be your man