Who Would I Be - Ralfy the Plug

We were sitting 'round the table At the Tuesday poker game Solvin' all the problems of the world Tryin' to draw an inside straight Jimmy posed the question As he played a pair of Kings "If you could be anyone in this whole world Who would you be" "Would you be Elvis, shaking up Memphis Making all the young girls scream Would you make a speech that would change the world Like Martin Luther King" "Go down in history, like Abe Lincoln 'Cause you set a country free If you could be anyone in this whole world Tell me, who would you be?" Hank said, "I'd be a Cowboy" Someone like John Wayne Johnny said, "Hey Pilgram Blow that cigar, smoke the other way" Said he'd make a million dollars Pitchin' in the Major Leagues Then he stared straight into Paul's bloodshot eyes And said, "Who would you be?" "Would you be John Lennon, can you imagine Giving hope with just a song Would you be the Babe, pointin' that bat Saying this ones going long" "Maybe Moses, partin' the waters Saying children follow me If you could be anyone in this whole world Tell me, who would you be?" Well, I knew those boys would roll their eyes When they heard what I had to say But I shuffled the cards and said, "Deuces wild And I told them anyways" "I'd be a father, who had all the answers To every question my kids had I'd earn every word on that coffee cup That said, world's greatest dad" "Be a perfect husband to that woman Who means everything to me If I could be anyone in this whole world That's who I'd be Yeah, that's who I'd be"

I know she says she wants me I hear it every day And I know she knows it keeps me Well, there ain't no other way But she's got a heart, must be made of stone Because when I tell her that she'll miss me when I'm gone She says Who said I would? She knows it ain't easy for a simple boy like me She fills me full of loving Oh, then she sets me free But she's got a heart, must be made of stone Because when I tell her that she'll miss me when I'm gone She says Who said I would? Tell me, who said I would? Who said I would? Who said I would? I'm not the only one, but I do fine I suit her purpose and I'm just her kind I don't own her and I never could Don't think I do, don't think I should Tell me, who said I would? Who said I would? But she's got a heart, must be made of stone When I tell her that she'll miss me when I'm gone She says You're not the only one, but you do fine You suit my purpose and you're just my kind You don't own me and you never could Don't think you do, don't think you should Who said I would? (Who said I would?) Now she knows when she calls me I'll come running every time And she knows she gets me hot But she don't know it's her body, not her mind But she's got a heart, must be made of stone Because when I tell her that she'll miss me when I'm gone She says Who said I would? Tell me, who said I would? Who said I would? Who said I would? Who said I would? Who said I would? (Who said I would?) (Who said I would?)

Ya llegamos y los chavos cuadramos (Cuadramos) To's los billetes americanos (Americanos) Por más que tengamos ticket no cambiamos (No cambiamos) Tengo la R-15 pa' estos gusanos (Yeah) Un saludo a to's los panas míos Desde méxico bajándome los kilos De la noche a la mañana casi millo Cuando antes no tenía ni pa' un cerquillo (Ni un cerquillo, ni un cerquillo) Desde que paré de contar Un par de cabrones que de espaldas no me soportan yeah Yo sé que están esperando que me guaye Si me pillan y me sumban apunta y no falles Cortar perico, endecar paquetes pa' los chamaquitos Tu visión me hace rico Moviendo los cosos como esquimalitos Creo que estoy maldito por la ambición de ser rico Antes que muera mi familia por mí van a tener un par de millo Yo nací pa ser rey, y rompemos la ley Y si vuelvo a nacer, lo mismo quiero hacer yeah yeah Tu movie no está en play Se quedaron delay Están atrasados y yo adelantao Por que yo los maté Un saludo a to's los panas míos Desde méxico bajándome los kilos De la noche a la mañana casi millo Cuando antes no tenía ni pa' un cerquillo (Yeah) Un saludo a to's los panas míos Desde méxico bajándome los kilos De la noche a la mañana casi millo Cuando antes no tenía ni pa' un cerquillo (Ni un cerquillo, ni un cerquillo) Ya llegamos y los chavos cuadramos (Cuadramos) To's los billetes americanos (Americanos) Por más que tengamos ticket no cambiamos (No cambiamos) Tengo la R-15 pa' estos gusanos (Yeah) Nací con la habilidad pa' en la calle campear Me gusta el trabajo fino yo no voy a fekiar Con una puta que se preste te vamos a setear En cantos te vamos a picar te vamos a cocinar La calle no es juego Muchos se caen en la calle cuando crece el ego Siempre por ahí ariscao por que soy bandolero Ellos siempre están buscándome y yo en el velero Fumándome un phillie en un viaje cabron yeah Un saludo a to's los panas míos Desde méxico bajándome los kilos De la noche a la mañana casi millo Cuando antes no tenía ni pa' un cerquillo (Yeah) Un saludo a to's los panas míos Desde méxico bajándome los kilos De la noche a la mañana casi millo Cuando antes no tenía ni pa' un cerquillo (Ni un cerquillo, ni un cerquillo)