What's My Job' - Lewis Black

Yo, I hate my boss Dude think he know it all And I know I know it all But I follow protocol Hope he's sittin in the casket Got me sittin' in traffic (word) It's seven AM (yeah, yeah, yeah) And I woke up late, didn't even have a shower Lunch break? Give me a break, a damn half an hour All this bullshit for twelve bucks an hour (I'm ready to quit) Plug me to Chuck D, wanna Fight the Power Instead I light the sour before I go in the office Being here eight hours sure will get you nauseous Lady across from me, telling me her problems (what the fuck?) I'm look at her like yo (yeah, yeah, yeah) How the fuck I'm gonna solve 'em? You know our ethnicity Car note, rent, don't forget electricity (that's all due) Internet, cable, and the phone all connected Food, gas, tolls oh now it's getting hectic Brand new clothes? Naw you'd rather see me naked Yo check it, I got my check, now I'm feel disrespected (what the fuck) Why am I working here? It ain't working here It ain't worth it here, never gonna persevere Ain't no money for new shoes or purses here Should've done my first career (huh) nursing yeah Now I'm sitting here thinking 'bout the work I put in This verse from the everyday working woman () I put on my pants, put on my shoes I pray to God, paid all my dues I'm trying to win, seems like I was born to lose All I can say (yeah, yeah, yeah) I say let me through, but they don't let me through You want to quit, God damn I'm ready to Lifestyle I'm living, ain't steady boo (Not at all) All I can say (yeah, yeah, yeah) Ayo I'm lookin' for a job, ain't nobody hiring Then I ask the boss, "when y'all doin' firing?" You know I'm admiring nice job, family man Car and looking as walk in a tiring Shoulda been a fireman, learn to do wiring Then get retirement, I blame my environment (it's my hood) I went in for an interview, for delivery (for delivery) "Locked up, felonies?" now the dude's quizzing me You working on my future, why you need to know my history? All he did was Google me, no big mystery He ain't digging me, politely he was dissin' me "No we're not hiring, but thanks for the visit."... "Please." He ain't want me, my grandmother warned me Them God damn felonies will haunt me, taunt me (I told you 'bout them felonies!) No second chance, back to the same block Go home, my baby moms done changed locks (fuck is she doing) This a game ma? Okay the games on (okay) Then she opened the door with the chain on (what's up) Said she been reaching out, for several days I ain't helping out, we need to go our separate ways (oh word?) I was just amazed, wanna go another route? Let me get my clothes, said she took them to my mother's house She was pissed off, yeah P.O.'ed And said "go head and wild out, I'll call your P.O." ()

In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb I didn't know what about, but I was feelin' quite disturbed A street sweeper came whistlin' by, he was bouncin' every step It seemed strange how good he felt, so I asked him while he swept He said, "It's my job to be cleaning up this mess" And that's enough reason to go for me It's my job to be better than the rest And that makes a day for me I got an uncle who owns a bank, he's a self-made millionaire He never had anyone to love, never had no one to care He always seemed kinda sad to me and I asked him why that was And he told me it's because in my contract there's this clause That says, "It's my job to be worried half to death" And that's the thing people respect in me It's my job but without it I'd be less Than what I expect from me Now I've been lazy 'most all my life writin' songs and sleepin' late And any manual labor I've done was purely by mistake If street sweepers can smile then I've got no right to feel upset But sometimes I still forget 'Til the lights go on and the stage is set And the song hits home and you feel that sweat It's my job to be different than the rest And that's enough reason to go for me It's my job to be better than the rest And that's a rough break for me It's my job to be cleaning up this mess And that's enough reason to go for me It's my job to be better than the rest And that makes the day for me

What is this that stands before me? Figure in black which points at me Turn 'round quick and start to run Find out I'm the chosen one Oh, no Big black shape with eyes of fire Telling people their desire Satan sitting there he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh, no, no, please God help me Let's go fucking crazy Is it the end my friend Satan's coming 'round the bend People running 'cause they're scared The people better go and beware No, no, no God praise you all!

Moonlight shadow ひとりぼっち ノドが渇いてただけなのよ かじりついた果実は 甘い、甘い猛毒で、犯されて Black cherry 濡れて、堕ちて 私の中へ種を残しよみがえれ 愛してくれなくていいよ、愛してないから これ以上惨めにさせないで 二人のこの history ちょっとした寄り道なの 心はまだ mystery 抱かれた夜の数だけ流した涙 赤い rouge シャツの襟 言葉を飲み込み口づける インカントシャイン 私じゃない香り 知らない、腰使い まだ ecstasy replicate 折れた羽根を震わせながら 透明な scandal 噛み締めた唇 Slow motion 刻み込まれ Don't stop, kiss me! 離れられない Don't stop, kiss me! でも許せない Ah, ah, ah ah,中に出して! Black cherry 濡れて堕ちて 私の中へ種を残して 愛さなくていいよ、愛してないから こんなに惨めにして 禁断の territory ずっと抜け出せなくなって 感じる black cherry, kiss の感触ちょっと忘れられない Don't stop, kiss me! 離れられない Don't stop, kiss me! でも許せない Ah, ah, 顔にかけて Black cherry 濡れて堕ちて 私の中へ種を残して (愛さなくていいよ) 愛してないから こんなに惨めにして ah! Black cherryちょうだい Black cherryもっと ほんとはずっと愛していたのに 短い history ちょっとした寄り道なの これで finally けれど、たまにはこんな私の事思い出して