Welcome To the Club - Automatic

Pop on the radio Drop the top and here we go Cruisin' down Sunset Boulevard Checkin' all the Romeo's Everybody strike a pose Be a 15-minute superstar If you wanna live the glamorous life Sippin' on apple martinis all night If you wanna hang and be kool with your gang Where the lights are bright *() WELCOME TO THE CLUB Dance away your cares Throw your hands in the air If you can't get enough WELCOME TO THE CLUB DJ spin those songs Party all night long This scene is blowin' up WELCOME TO THE CLUB Crank up the stereo See ya later Daddy-O Friday night, the weekend has arrived Population overflow Fire Marshall sayin' “no†All I wanna do is get inside You could look hotter than T.N.T. You could lie, say you're with M.T.V. But you don't exist if you're not on the list At the V.I.P. (Repeat)* If you wanna live the glamorous life Sippin' on apple martinis all night If you wanna hang and be kool with your gang Where the lights are bright (Repeat)*

Pop on the radio Drop the top and here we go Cruisin' down Sunset Boulevard Checkin' all the Romeo's Everybody strike a pose Be a 15-minute superstar If you wanna live the glamorous life Sippin' on apple martinis all night If you wanna hang and be kool with your gang Where the lights are bright WELCOME TO THE CLUB Dance away your cares Throw your hands in the air If you can't get enough WELCOME TO THE CLUB DJ spin those songs Party all night long This scene is blowin' up WELCOME TO THE CLUB Crank up the stereo See ya later Daddy-O Friday night, the weekend has arrived Population overflow Fire Marshall sayin' “no†All I wanna do is get inside You could look hotter than T.N.T. You could lie, say you're with M.T.V. But you don't exist if you're not on the list At the V.I.P. (Repeat)* If you wanna live the glamorous life Sippin' on apple martinis all night If you wanna hang and be kool with your gang Where the lights are bright (Repeat)*

Standin' in the runway Wavin' at the plane There goes everything you own You called home collect And they didn't know your name Starin' at the telephone You thought he was a doctor Now he says he's not But the noices seem to tell for sure And according to the symptoms It isn't all you got A shame they haven't found a cure Didn't know the reason You start to feel the rub You know it isn't easy Well, welcome to the club Well, you thought they'd take it lightly They're actin' kinda rash Caught you in a loadin' zone So they smile very politely Relieved you of your cash Suddenly you're all alone You play the double agent You bug eachother's phone You got the place surrounded There ain't nobody home It's gettin' hard to please 'em You start to feel the rub You know it isn't easy Well, welcome to the club Come on and join us in the club

Ladies and Gentlemen Ha llegado a su ciudad el circo de los engendros de Drollery Aquí encontrarán especímenes tales como La mujer barbuda Trapecistas drogadictos O incluso enanos siniestros que le podrán soltar un chascarrillo Tomen asiento, pillen un cucurucho de altramuces Y límpiense bien la cera del oido Para poder escuchar semejante espectáculo ¿Están todos preparados? ¡Que comience el show!